The Hateful Eight Quotes
Oswaldo Mobray: The man who pulls the lever that breaks your neck will be a dispassionate man. And that dispassion is the very essence of justice. For justice delivered without dispassion is always in danger of not being justice.
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[Major Warren shoots Daisy in the foot after she tells Chris Mannix to shoot him] Daisy Domergue: [screaming]OH, JESUS CHRIST!
Major Marquis Warren: OHHH, you believe in Jesus now, huh, bitch? GOOD, 'CAUSE YOU 'BOUT TO MEET HIM!
Major Marquis Warren: OHHH, you believe in Jesus now, huh, bitch? GOOD, 'CAUSE YOU 'BOUT TO MEET HIM!
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Daisy Domergue: [smiles]When you get to hell, John, tell them Daisy sent you...
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John 'The Hangman' Ruth: You only need to hang mean bastards, but mean bastards you need to hang!
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John 'The Hangman' Ruth: Yeah, Warren, that's the problem with old men. You can kick 'em down the stairs and say it's a accident but you can't just shoot 'em.
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Major Marquis Warren: Move a little strange, you're gonna get a bullet. Not a warning, not a question... [pause]
Major Marquis Warren: A bullet!
Major Marquis Warren: A bullet!
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John 'The Hangman' Ruth: [about bounty hunting]No one said this job was supposed to be easy.
Major Marquis Warren: Nobody said it's supposed to be that hard, neither!
Major Marquis Warren: Nobody said it's supposed to be that hard, neither!
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Major Marquis Warren: When the handbill says dead or alive, the rest of us just shoot you in the back from up on top a perch somewhere and bring you in dead over a saddle. [pause]
Major Marquis Warren: But when John Ruth the Hangman catches you... [Warren winks]
Major Marquis Warren: You hang!
Major Marquis Warren: But when John Ruth the Hangman catches you... [Warren winks]
Major Marquis Warren: You hang!
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Sheriff Chris Mannix: May I sit down, sir?
General Sandy Smithers: According to the Yankees, it's a free country.
General Sandy Smithers: According to the Yankees, it's a free country.
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John 'The Hangman' Ruth: [after hitting Daisy in the stagecoach]Now Daisy, I want us to work out a signal system of communication. When I elbow you real hard in the face, that means shut up! [Ruth gives a look at Warren; they both laugh]
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John 'The Hangman' Ruth: [to Major Warren]Major Marquis Warren, this here is Daisy Domergue. [to Daisy]
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: Domergue, to you, this is Major Warren.
Daisy Domergue: Howdy, nigger.
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: [to Major Warren, laughing]She's a pepper, ain't she? [to Daisy]
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: Now, girl, don't you know darkies don't like being called niggers no more? They find it offensive.
Daisy Domergue: I've been called worse.
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: Now that, I can believe.
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: Domergue, to you, this is Major Warren.
Daisy Domergue: Howdy, nigger.
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: [to Major Warren, laughing]She's a pepper, ain't she? [to Daisy]
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: Now, girl, don't you know darkies don't like being called niggers no more? They find it offensive.
Daisy Domergue: I've been called worse.
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: Now that, I can believe.
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Minnie Mink: Hey, Dave, ask me if my ass is fat!
Sweet Dave: What?
Minnie Mink: Ask me if my ass is fat!
Sweet Dave: It is.
Minnie Mink: I said ask me.
Sweet Dave: Why?
Minnie Mink: Just do it!
Sweet Dave: Is your ass fat?
Minnie Mink: Oui. Look at that y'all, I can speak French.
Sweet Dave: What?
Minnie Mink: Ask me if my ass is fat!
Sweet Dave: It is.
Minnie Mink: I said ask me.
Sweet Dave: Why?
Minnie Mink: Just do it!
Sweet Dave: Is your ass fat?
Minnie Mink: Oui. Look at that y'all, I can speak French.
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Major Marquis Warren: [about Daisy as she's laying on the floor]No, don't shoot her!
Sheriff Chris Mannix: Why the hell not?
Major Marquis Warren: [stutters]John Ruth... [long pause]
Major Marquis Warren: Now, John Ruth was one mighty, mighty bastard. But the last thang that bastard did before he died was save your life. We gonna die, white boy. We ain't got no say in that. There is one thang left we have to say here; and that's how we kill this bitch. I say shootin's too good for her. John Ruth could'a shot her any where, any time along the way, but John Ruth was The Hangman, and when The Hangman catches you, you don't die by no bullet. [pause]
Major Marquis Warren: When The Hangman catches you... [slight pause]
Major Marquis Warren: ... you hang!
Sheriff Chris Mannix: [grinning wide]You only need to hang mean bastards, but mean bastards you need to hang! [Mannix and Warren look over at Daisy and laugh gleefully as she glances up at both of them with an agonizing expression on her face; she knows they're about to hang her]
Sheriff Chris Mannix: Why the hell not?
Major Marquis Warren: [stutters]John Ruth... [long pause]
Major Marquis Warren: Now, John Ruth was one mighty, mighty bastard. But the last thang that bastard did before he died was save your life. We gonna die, white boy. We ain't got no say in that. There is one thang left we have to say here; and that's how we kill this bitch. I say shootin's too good for her. John Ruth could'a shot her any where, any time along the way, but John Ruth was The Hangman, and when The Hangman catches you, you don't die by no bullet. [pause]
Major Marquis Warren: When The Hangman catches you... [slight pause]
Major Marquis Warren: ... you hang!
Sheriff Chris Mannix: [grinning wide]You only need to hang mean bastards, but mean bastards you need to hang! [Mannix and Warren look over at Daisy and laugh gleefully as she glances up at both of them with an agonizing expression on her face; she knows they're about to hang her]
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Oswaldo Mobray: [about paying Mannix bounties]We could give him Marco. Bob's real name is Marco the Mexican. He's worth $12,000.
Major Marquis Warren: [points his gun towards Bob's body]Wait. That's Marco the Mexican?
Oswaldo Mobray: [nods]Precisely, yeah.
Major Marquis Warren: [chuckles]Shit, after I blowed his face off; Marco ain't worth a peso! [bursts out laughing]
Major Marquis Warren: [points his gun towards Bob's body]Wait. That's Marco the Mexican?
Oswaldo Mobray: [nods]Precisely, yeah.
Major Marquis Warren: [chuckles]Shit, after I blowed his face off; Marco ain't worth a peso! [bursts out laughing]
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Sheriff Chris Mannix: The nigger in the stable has a letter from Abraham Lincoln?
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[first lines] Major Marquis Warren: [looks up coolly as a stagecoach pulled by horses approaches]Got room for one more?
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General Sandy Smithers: I don't know that nigger. But I know he's a nigger. And that's all I need to know.
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Jody: How ya doin', dummy?
Daisy Domergue: Better... now that I see your ugly face!
Daisy Domergue: Better... now that I see your ugly face!
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Major Marquis Warren: The only time black folks are safe, is when white folks is disarmed. And this letter, had the desired effect of disarming white folks.
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[last lines] Sheriff Chris Mannix: Hey. Can I see that Lincoln letter? [Warren reaches in his pocket and takes out a bloodied piece of paper; he hands it over to Mannix]
Sheriff Chris Mannix: Dear Marquis, I hope this letter finds you in good health and stead. I'm doing fine, although I wish there were more hours in the day. It's just so much to do. Time is changing slowly but surely and it's men like you will make a difference. Your military success is a credit not only to you but to your race as well. I'm very proud every time I hear news of you. We still have a long way to go but hand in hand, I know we'll get there. I just want to let you know you're in my thoughts. Hopefully our paths will cross in the future. Until then I remain your friend. 'Ole Mary Todd is calling, so I guess it must be time for bed. Respectfully, Abraham Lincoln... [long pause]
Sheriff Chris Mannix: 'Ole Mary Todd... [smiles weakly]
Sheriff Chris Mannix: That's a nice touch.
Major Marquis Warren: [chuckles]Thanks. [Mannix takes the letter and crumples it up; he tosses it on the floor nearby]
Sheriff Chris Mannix: Dear Marquis, I hope this letter finds you in good health and stead. I'm doing fine, although I wish there were more hours in the day. It's just so much to do. Time is changing slowly but surely and it's men like you will make a difference. Your military success is a credit not only to you but to your race as well. I'm very proud every time I hear news of you. We still have a long way to go but hand in hand, I know we'll get there. I just want to let you know you're in my thoughts. Hopefully our paths will cross in the future. Until then I remain your friend. 'Ole Mary Todd is calling, so I guess it must be time for bed. Respectfully, Abraham Lincoln... [long pause]
Sheriff Chris Mannix: 'Ole Mary Todd... [smiles weakly]
Sheriff Chris Mannix: That's a nice touch.
Major Marquis Warren: [chuckles]Thanks. [Mannix takes the letter and crumples it up; he tosses it on the floor nearby]
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Oswaldo Mobray: [smiles]Well, well, well! Looks like Minnie's Haberdashery's about to get cosy for the next few days. [sips his hot coffee and smirks]
Sheriff Chris Mannix: Yes, it does...
Sheriff Chris Mannix: Yes, it does...
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John 'The Hangman' Ruth: [From trailer]This here is Daisy Domergue. [Daisy waves to people in the haberdashery]
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: She's wanted dead or alive for murder. When that sun comes out, I'm taking this woman to hang! [Daisy mockingly performs a hanging motion on herself]
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: There anybody here committed to stopping me from doing that?
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: She's wanted dead or alive for murder. When that sun comes out, I'm taking this woman to hang! [Daisy mockingly performs a hanging motion on herself]
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: There anybody here committed to stopping me from doing that?
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John 'The Hangman' Ruth: [to Joe Gage]Ain't no way I'm spending a couple of nights under a roof with somebody I don't know who they are... so who are you?
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Major Marquis Warren: Come out of there you bushwhacking sack shooter by the time I count to 3, or I will shoot this bitch in the face.
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John 'The Hangman' Ruth: [about Mannix]If he's a goddamn sheriff, then I'm a monkey's uncle!
Daisy Domergue: Good, then you can go share bananas with your nigger friend in the stable!
Daisy Domergue: Good, then you can go share bananas with your nigger friend in the stable!
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Oswaldo Mobray: Gentlemen, I know Americans aren't apt to let a little thing like unconditional surrender get in the way of a good war...
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