The Hateful Eight Quotes
Bob: I just put those other horses away! You want it done fast, you need to help.
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: I've got two of my best men on it. [curtains in the stagecoach behind Bob roll up to reveal Warren and Mannix]
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: I've got two of my best men on it. [curtains in the stagecoach behind Bob roll up to reveal Warren and Mannix]
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Major Marquis Warren: General Sanford Smithers? Battle of Baton Rouge?
General Sandy Smithers: [to Mannix]Inform the nigger in the cavalry officer's uniform that I had a division of Confederates under my command... in Baton Rouge!
Sheriff Chris Mannix: [stands up]MAJOR NIGGER! General Smithers wishes me to inform you...
Major Marquis Warren: [raises hand]I heard him, hillbilly! Inform this old cracker that I was in Baton Rouge also... on the other side.
Sheriff Chris Mannix: Oh, that's interesting. [to Smithers]
Sheriff Chris Mannix: General Smithers, he said he was also in Baton Rouge on the other side...
General Sandy Smithers: Captain Mannix! Tell the nigger that I don't acknowledge niggers in northern uniform!
Major Marquis Warren: [to Smithers]You captured a whole colored command that day... but not one colored trooper made it to camp, did they?
General Sandy Smithers: We didn't have the time or the food... [pause]
General Sandy Smithers: Nor the inclination to care for nothern horses and LEAST OF ALL, NORTHERN NIGGERS! [pause]
General Sandy Smithers: SO WE SHOT 'EM WHERE THEY STOOD! [Warren suddenly drops his coffee cup and goes for the gun in his holster]
General Sandy Smithers: [to Mannix]Inform the nigger in the cavalry officer's uniform that I had a division of Confederates under my command... in Baton Rouge!
Sheriff Chris Mannix: [stands up]MAJOR NIGGER! General Smithers wishes me to inform you...
Major Marquis Warren: [raises hand]I heard him, hillbilly! Inform this old cracker that I was in Baton Rouge also... on the other side.
Sheriff Chris Mannix: Oh, that's interesting. [to Smithers]
Sheriff Chris Mannix: General Smithers, he said he was also in Baton Rouge on the other side...
General Sandy Smithers: Captain Mannix! Tell the nigger that I don't acknowledge niggers in northern uniform!
Major Marquis Warren: [to Smithers]You captured a whole colored command that day... but not one colored trooper made it to camp, did they?
General Sandy Smithers: We didn't have the time or the food... [pause]
General Sandy Smithers: Nor the inclination to care for nothern horses and LEAST OF ALL, NORTHERN NIGGERS! [pause]
General Sandy Smithers: SO WE SHOT 'EM WHERE THEY STOOD! [Warren suddenly drops his coffee cup and goes for the gun in his holster]
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Oswaldo Mobray: Allow me to properly introduce myself. I'm Oswaldo Mobray, The Hangman in these parts.
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: Looks like I brought you a customer.
Oswaldo Mobray: So it would appear!
Daisy Domergue: Have you ever spent two days or more locked up with one of your customers before?
Oswaldo Mobray: No, I can't say I have.
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: Looks like I brought you a customer.
Oswaldo Mobray: So it would appear!
Daisy Domergue: Have you ever spent two days or more locked up with one of your customers before?
Oswaldo Mobray: No, I can't say I have.
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Major Marquis Warren: [as Daisy is being hung]Hold on, Daisy! I wanna watch!
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Sheriff Chris Mannix: [pointing Major Marquis Warren]Do you know who that nigger is?
General Sandy Smithers: I don't know who that nigger is, but I know he is a nigger, and that is all I need to know.
General Sandy Smithers: I don't know who that nigger is, but I know he is a nigger, and that is all I need to know.
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Sheriff Chris Mannix: Now throw out your pistol! [Jody throws out pistol]
Major Marquis Warren: I bet he got another one.
Sheriff Chris Mannix: Now throw out your other pistol!
Jody: I ain't got another pistol!
Major Marquis Warren: Well, you better shit another pistol out your ass! 'Cause if you don't throw one out here in the next two seconds, we gon' kill this bitch! [Jody throws out another pistol]
Major Marquis Warren: I bet he got another one.
Sheriff Chris Mannix: Now throw out your other pistol!
Jody: I ain't got another pistol!
Major Marquis Warren: Well, you better shit another pistol out your ass! 'Cause if you don't throw one out here in the next two seconds, we gon' kill this bitch! [Jody throws out another pistol]
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Major Marquis Warren: Beggin' for his life, your boy told me his whole Life Story. And YOU, was in that story General. And when I knew me I had the son, of the Bloody Nigger Killer of Baton Rouge, I knew me I was gonna have some fun! It was COLD the day I killed your boy. And I don't mean snowy mountain in Wyoming cold... Colder than that. And on that cold day, with your boy at the business end of my gun barrel... I made him STRIP. Right down to his bare ass. Then I told him to start walkin'. I walked his naked ass for two hours... 'fore the cold collapsed him. Then he commits to beggin' again. But this time, he wasn't beggin' to go home. He knew he'd never see his home again. And he wasn't beggin' for his life neither, 'cause he knew that was long gone. All he wanted, was a BLANKET. Now don't judge your boy too harshly, General. You ain't never been cold as your boy was that day. You'd be surprised; what a man that cold, would-do-for-a-blanket. You wanna know what your boy did? I pulled my BIG, BLACK, PECKER outta my pants. And I made him crawl in the snow on all fours over to it. Then I grabbed a handful of that black hair at the back of his head... And I stuck my Big Black Johnson right down his goddamn throat! And it was fulla' blood... so it was warm. Oh, you bet your sweet ass it was warm. And Charles Chester Smithers sucked on that warm black dingus for as loong as he could. Hahahaahaha! Startin' to see pictures, ain't ya?
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Sheriff Chris Mannix: As my first and final act as the Sheriff of Red Rock, I sentence you, Daisy Domergue, to hang by the neck until dead!
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Narrator: About fifteen minutes have passed since we last left our characters. Joe Gage volunteered to take Smithers' dead body outside. Straws were drawn to see who'd help him... O.B. lost. Chris, John Ruth and Oswaldo had a vigorous debate about the legality of the self-defense murder that just transpired. Major Marquis Warren, who was supremely confident about the legality of what just transpired ignored them, sat by himself at the table and drank brandy. Captain Chris Mannix donned the dead General's coat and joined Oswaldo in lighting the candles and lanterns. John Ruth held the door closed while waiting for Joe Gage and O.B. To return. Bob enjoyed a Manzana Roja. Domergue, however, hasn't moved from her spot at the community dinner table since John Ruth uncuffed her. Let's go back a bit... Fifteen minutes ago, Major Warren shot General Smithers in front of everybody. But, about forty seconds before THAT, something equally important happened... but not everybody saw it. While Major Warren was captivating the crowd with tales of Black Dicks in White Mouths, Somebody... poisoned the coffee. And the only one to see him do it, was Domergue. That's why this chapter is called; DOMERGUE's GOT A SECRET.
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Jody: [suddenly revealing himself from underneath the floorboards aiming his gun up at Warren]SAY ADIOS TO YOUR HUEVOS!
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Major Marquis Warren: [to Joe Gage, Bob and Oswaldo]It's the stew that's got me thinking. [to Bob]
Major Marquis Warren: Now how long did you say Minnie's been gone, a week?
Bob: Si.
Major Marquis Warren: You see, my mama used to make stew and it always tasted the same, no matter to me. There was another fella on the plantation, Uncle Charley, he made stew, too. And like my mama, I ate his stew from the time I was a whipper 'till I was a full-grown man. And no matter to me, it always tasted like Uncle Charley's stew. [pause]
Major Marquis Warren: Now I ain't had Minnie's stew in like six months, so I ain't no expert... [Warren points towards the pot of stew]
Major Marquis Warren: But that damn sure is Minnie's stew. So if Minnie is on the northside just visiting her mama for a week, how'd she make the stew this morning? And this... [Warren touches Sweet Dave's chair]
Major Marquis Warren: This is Sweet Dave's chair. When I sat in it earlier, I couldn't believe it. Nobody sits in Sweet Dave's chair. This may be Minnie's place, but this is damn sure Sweet Dave's chair. And if he went to the northside, I'm pretty goddamned sure this chair'd be going with him. [Warren starts taking the blankets and skins off of the top of the chair, revealing a huge blood stain soaked underneath]
Sheriff Chris Mannix: [to Warren]What's in the chair?
Major Marquis Warren: Just what I thought. Sweet Dave's goddamn blood!
Major Marquis Warren: Now how long did you say Minnie's been gone, a week?
Bob: Si.
Major Marquis Warren: You see, my mama used to make stew and it always tasted the same, no matter to me. There was another fella on the plantation, Uncle Charley, he made stew, too. And like my mama, I ate his stew from the time I was a whipper 'till I was a full-grown man. And no matter to me, it always tasted like Uncle Charley's stew. [pause]
Major Marquis Warren: Now I ain't had Minnie's stew in like six months, so I ain't no expert... [Warren points towards the pot of stew]
Major Marquis Warren: But that damn sure is Minnie's stew. So if Minnie is on the northside just visiting her mama for a week, how'd she make the stew this morning? And this... [Warren touches Sweet Dave's chair]
Major Marquis Warren: This is Sweet Dave's chair. When I sat in it earlier, I couldn't believe it. Nobody sits in Sweet Dave's chair. This may be Minnie's place, but this is damn sure Sweet Dave's chair. And if he went to the northside, I'm pretty goddamned sure this chair'd be going with him. [Warren starts taking the blankets and skins off of the top of the chair, revealing a huge blood stain soaked underneath]
Sheriff Chris Mannix: [to Warren]What's in the chair?
Major Marquis Warren: Just what I thought. Sweet Dave's goddamn blood!
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Bob: Are you actually accusing me of murder?
Major Marquis Warren: [chuckles]The way I see it, Senior Bob, is whoever is working with her... [referring to Daisy]
Major Marquis Warren: ... ain't who they say they is, and if it's you, then Minnie and her man ain't at her mama's. They laying out back there dead somewhere. [to Oswaldo]
Major Marquis Warren: Or if it's you, little British man, the real Oswaldo Mobray's laying in a ditch somewhere and you're just an English fella passin' off his papers.
Sheriff Chris Mannix: Or we go by my theory which is the ugliest guy did it... [turns to Joe Gage and points his gun at him]
Sheriff Chris Mannix: ... which makes it you, Joe Gage!
Major Marquis Warren: [chuckles]The way I see it, Senior Bob, is whoever is working with her... [referring to Daisy]
Major Marquis Warren: ... ain't who they say they is, and if it's you, then Minnie and her man ain't at her mama's. They laying out back there dead somewhere. [to Oswaldo]
Major Marquis Warren: Or if it's you, little British man, the real Oswaldo Mobray's laying in a ditch somewhere and you're just an English fella passin' off his papers.
Sheriff Chris Mannix: Or we go by my theory which is the ugliest guy did it... [turns to Joe Gage and points his gun at him]
Sheriff Chris Mannix: ... which makes it you, Joe Gage!
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Joe Gage: [confessing to Warren and Mannix]Stop! Alright, I did it! It was me, I poisoned the coffee.
Sheriff Chris Mannix: [laughs shockingly while pointing his gun at Gage]I FUCKIN' KNEW IT! OHHH, YOU'RE GONNA DIE NOW, YOU MURDERING BASTARD! [turns to Warren]
Sheriff Chris Mannix: Major Warren, please let me send this ugly son of a bitch to hell! [to Joe Gage]
Sheriff Chris Mannix: You killed OB. He's worth ten of you! Warren, can I kill him?
Sheriff Chris Mannix: [laughs shockingly while pointing his gun at Gage]I FUCKIN' KNEW IT! OHHH, YOU'RE GONNA DIE NOW, YOU MURDERING BASTARD! [turns to Warren]
Sheriff Chris Mannix: Major Warren, please let me send this ugly son of a bitch to hell! [to Joe Gage]
Sheriff Chris Mannix: You killed OB. He's worth ten of you! Warren, can I kill him?
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Major Marquis Warren: [interrogating Bob about Minnie's whereabouts]How long did you say you was working with Minnie?
Bob: Four months...
Major Marquis Warren: Hmm. See, if you would have been here two and a half years ago, you'd know about that sign that used to hang up over the bar. Minnie ever mention that to you?
Bob: No.
Major Marquis Warren: You wanna know what that sign said, Senior Bob? No Dogs or Mexicans Allowed. Minnie hung that sign up the day she opened this haberdashery, and it hung over that bar every day until she took it down a little over two years ago. Know why she took it down? She started letting in dogs. Now Minnie like just about everybody, but she sure don't like Mexicans. So when you tell me Minnie went to the northside to visit her mama, well, I find that highly unlikely. But okay, maybe... [pause]
Major Marquis Warren: But when you tell me Minnie Mink took the haberdashery, the most precious thing to her in the whole world, and left it in the hands of a goddamn Mexican? Well, that's what I meant in the barn when I said that sure don't sound like Minnie. Now I am calling you a liar, Senor Bob... [pause]
Major Marquis Warren: And if you're lying, which you are, then you killed Minnie... [Warren suddenly shoots Bob in the chest]
Major Marquis Warren: And Sweet Dave! [Warren shoots Bob again. Bob falls to the floor dead. Warren walks over to Bob's body with his two guns and shoots his head off]
Major Marquis Warren: Two measly bullets and there goes Senor Bob!
Bob: Four months...
Major Marquis Warren: Hmm. See, if you would have been here two and a half years ago, you'd know about that sign that used to hang up over the bar. Minnie ever mention that to you?
Bob: No.
Major Marquis Warren: You wanna know what that sign said, Senior Bob? No Dogs or Mexicans Allowed. Minnie hung that sign up the day she opened this haberdashery, and it hung over that bar every day until she took it down a little over two years ago. Know why she took it down? She started letting in dogs. Now Minnie like just about everybody, but she sure don't like Mexicans. So when you tell me Minnie went to the northside to visit her mama, well, I find that highly unlikely. But okay, maybe... [pause]
Major Marquis Warren: But when you tell me Minnie Mink took the haberdashery, the most precious thing to her in the whole world, and left it in the hands of a goddamn Mexican? Well, that's what I meant in the barn when I said that sure don't sound like Minnie. Now I am calling you a liar, Senor Bob... [pause]
Major Marquis Warren: And if you're lying, which you are, then you killed Minnie... [Warren suddenly shoots Bob in the chest]
Major Marquis Warren: And Sweet Dave! [Warren shoots Bob again. Bob falls to the floor dead. Warren walks over to Bob's body with his two guns and shoots his head off]
Major Marquis Warren: Two measly bullets and there goes Senor Bob!
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John 'The Hangman' Ruth: You got business in Red Rock?
Sheriff Chris Mannix: [smiles]Yes, I do!
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: What?
Sheriff Chris Mannix: [smiles wider]I'm the new sheriff!
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: [scoffs]Horseshit.
Sheriff Chris Mannix: [keeps grinning]'Fraid not!
Sheriff Chris Mannix: [smiles]Yes, I do!
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: What?
Sheriff Chris Mannix: [smiles wider]I'm the new sheriff!
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: [scoffs]Horseshit.
Sheriff Chris Mannix: [keeps grinning]'Fraid not!
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Major Marquis Warren: [to Bob]My theory is you are working with the man that poisoned the coffee, and both of ya'll murdered Minnie, Sweet Dave and who ever else picked this bad luck day to visit Minnie's harberdashery this morning. [pause]
Major Marquis Warren: And at some point, ya'll intended to bushwack John Ruth and free Daisy. [Warren stands by Mannix]
Major Marquis Warren: But you didn't count on the blizzard... and you didn't count on the two of us.
Major Marquis Warren: And at some point, ya'll intended to bushwack John Ruth and free Daisy. [Warren stands by Mannix]
Major Marquis Warren: But you didn't count on the blizzard... and you didn't count on the two of us.
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John 'The Hangman' Ruth: [throws Mannix a pair of handcuffs at his feet outside the stagecoach]Put them on and come inside.
Sheriff Chris Mannix: [grabs the handcuffs and throws them back at Ruth]Nope!
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: [stares at him]Then you'll freeze.
Sheriff Chris Mannix: Then you'll hang!
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: [chuckles]How so?
Sheriff Chris Mannix: [to OB who's sitting on the stagecoach]Stagecoach driver, could you come down here and join us?
O.B Jackson: I gotta hold these horses. I can hear you just fine from up here.
Sheriff Chris Mannix: You just heard me tell this fella that I'm the new sheriff of Red Rock, right?
O.B Jackson: Yeah.
Sheriff Chris Mannix: Red Rock is my town now! And I'm gonna enter my town in bounty hunter's chains? NO, SIR! Sorry bushwackers, I ain't entering Red Rock that way. When you finally get to Red Rock, you're going to realize that every goddamn thang I said was right. And I expect you, OB, to tell the townsfolk of Red Rock that John Ruth let their new sheriff freeze to death. [to John Ruth]
Sheriff Chris Mannix: There ain't no bounty on my head, bushwacker. You let me die, that's murder!
Sheriff Chris Mannix: [grabs the handcuffs and throws them back at Ruth]Nope!
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: [stares at him]Then you'll freeze.
Sheriff Chris Mannix: Then you'll hang!
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: [chuckles]How so?
Sheriff Chris Mannix: [to OB who's sitting on the stagecoach]Stagecoach driver, could you come down here and join us?
O.B Jackson: I gotta hold these horses. I can hear you just fine from up here.
Sheriff Chris Mannix: You just heard me tell this fella that I'm the new sheriff of Red Rock, right?
O.B Jackson: Yeah.
Sheriff Chris Mannix: Red Rock is my town now! And I'm gonna enter my town in bounty hunter's chains? NO, SIR! Sorry bushwackers, I ain't entering Red Rock that way. When you finally get to Red Rock, you're going to realize that every goddamn thang I said was right. And I expect you, OB, to tell the townsfolk of Red Rock that John Ruth let their new sheriff freeze to death. [to John Ruth]
Sheriff Chris Mannix: There ain't no bounty on my head, bushwacker. You let me die, that's murder!
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Daisy Domergue: [screams furiously as Warren throws the handcuff key in the furnace]YOU GODDAMNED BLACK BASTARD!
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Joe Gage: [to Sheriff Mannix as he jumps up and quickly lifts his hands above his head in slow motion]I AIN'T GOT NO GU-U-U-N, SHER-R-RIF-F-F-F! [Mannix motions his gun at Joe Gage but doesn't shoot him, seeing that he truthfully isn't armed; Mannix then glances around the room with total panic and confusion]
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Major Marquis Warren: [Warren is shown trying to get his gun; General Smithers retrieves his gun quicker, pointing it at Warren]Whoo...! [Warren puts his gun back on his hip while chuckling nervously and coolly at the camera]
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