The Hitch-Hiker Quotes
Arthur Dent: That man wants to knock my house down.
Ford Prefect: Well, he can do that whilst you're away, can't he?
Ford Prefect: Well, he can do that whilst you're away, can't he?
Movie: The Hitch-Hiker
Roy Collins: You stink, Myers! You smell! Just like your clothes! Sure, you'll make it to Graymas, but they'll catch up with you and put you out of your misery. You haven't got a chance. You haven't got a thing except that gun! You'd better hang onto it because without it, you're finished!
Movie: The Hitch-Hiker
The Book: The argument runs something like this. "I refuse to prove that I exist", says God, "for proof denies faith and without faith I am nothing." "But", says Man, "the Babel Fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It proves you exist, and so therefore you don't. QED." "Oh dear", says God, "I hadn't thought of that", and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic. "Oh, that was easy", says Man, and for an encore he goes on to prove that black is white and gets killed on the next zebra crossing. Most leading thelogians claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys. But this didn't stop Oolon Colluphid making a small fortune when he used it as the central theme for his best selling book, "Well That About Wraps It Up For God." Meanwhile the poor Babel Fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communications between different cultures and races, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation.
Movie: The Hitch-Hiker
Trillian: Probability factor of one to one. We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. [pauses a beat]
Trillian: Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem.
Trillian: Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem.
Movie: The Hitch-Hiker