The Ice Pirates Quotes

Blonde Girl: Jason, you never keep any of your promises.
Jason: Oh really, well I will... next time.
Blonde Girl: Promise?

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Killjoy: They don't castrate clergy. Just in case.
Roscoe: Just in case of what?
Killjoy: Just in case there really is a god.

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Percy the Robot: [glancing at robots loading onto the ship] What rif-raf.

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