The Incredible Jessica James Quotes
Jessica James: What?
Boone: I *really* like you.
Jessica James: Yeah, Boone. Of course you do. Everyone does. I'm freaking dope.
Boone: I *really* like you.
Jessica James: Yeah, Boone. Of course you do. Everyone does. I'm freaking dope.
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Jessica James: You know how I pretty much moved here to escape my family?
Tasha: Yes, you and everybody else who moved here.
Tasha: Yes, you and everybody else who moved here.
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Tinder Guy: What should I have done?
Jessica James: I don't know. Maybe just like... grab me by the shoulders and whisper something really sexy in my ear.
Tinder Guy: Like what?
Jessica James: Like... um, go... in the bathroom and take off your panties. I wanna smell 'em.
Tinder Guy: And... and you would've done that if I told you to do that?
Jessica James: Maybe. I don't know. There's a huge chance I would have just punched you in your ding-a-ling, but who knows?
Jessica James: I don't know. Maybe just like... grab me by the shoulders and whisper something really sexy in my ear.
Tinder Guy: Like what?
Jessica James: Like... um, go... in the bathroom and take off your panties. I wanna smell 'em.
Tinder Guy: And... and you would've done that if I told you to do that?
Jessica James: Maybe. I don't know. There's a huge chance I would have just punched you in your ding-a-ling, but who knows?
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Jessica James: I want you to think about feeling nothing. And, I mean, really think about it. And, I want you to write a paragraph on it for class next week. Four sentences minimum. Do you think you can do that?
Shandra: Do I have to?
Jessica James: This is theatre, Shandra. We don't have to do any of this. We do it *simply because we must.*
Shandra: [ridiculed]What?
Shandra: Do I have to?
Jessica James: This is theatre, Shandra. We don't have to do any of this. We do it *simply because we must.*
Shandra: [ridiculed]What?
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Jessica James: Why did you get married?
Boone: I think I was in a hurry to get on with my life.
Jessica James: What went wrong?
Boone: I'm still figuring that out. But, I'm pretty sure it was her fault.
Boone: I think I was in a hurry to get on with my life.
Jessica James: What went wrong?
Boone: I'm still figuring that out. But, I'm pretty sure it was her fault.
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Boone: How do you pay your rent?
Jessica James: I work at a non-profit in Hell's kitchen. I teach public school kids how to write and produce their own plays.
Boone: So, how do you pay your rent?
Jessica James: I work at a non-profit in Hell's kitchen. I teach public school kids how to write and produce their own plays.
Boone: So, how do you pay your rent?
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Boone: I wouldn't say this is anymore or less awkward than every other part of the night.
Jessica James: [laughs]That's funny. You're funny.
Boone: Yeah. [pause]
Boone: I'm also good at cunnilingus.
Jessica James: [laughs]That's funny. You're funny.
Boone: Yeah. [pause]
Boone: I'm also good at cunnilingus.
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Damon: I need to tell you how I feel.
Jessica James: Okay. Fine. How do you feel?
Damon: I... I don't know.
Jessica James: Okay. Fine. How do you feel?
Damon: I... I don't know.
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Jessica James: Do you have more than one vibrator?
Tasha: Uh, has one man ever fulfilled *all* of your needs?
Tasha: Uh, has one man ever fulfilled *all* of your needs?
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Jessica James: Just because you catch a unicorn in the wild doesn't mean you get to tap it whenever you want, buddy.
Boone: Are you calling yourself a unicorn?
Jessica James: Maybe.
Boone: Didn't realize unicorns are so arrogant.
Boone: Are you calling yourself a unicorn?
Jessica James: Maybe.
Boone: Didn't realize unicorns are so arrogant.
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[Boone trips over trash cans in front of Mandy's house] Boone: [on phone with Jessica]Did trash cans fall over on your end?
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Sarah Jones: What does theatre actually mean to you?
Jessica James: I just love it.
Sarah Jones: nd... you're doing it. Like, that's why we're here. Right? This is it. There's kind of not more to it than that.
Jessica James: I just love it.
Sarah Jones: nd... you're doing it. Like, that's why we're here. Right? This is it. There's kind of not more to it than that.
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Boone: You know how I used to obsess about everything she did online?
Jessica James: I do.
Boone: Now the only page I refresh is yours.
Jessica James: Come on.
Boone: Oh, that... sounded better in my head.
Jessica James: I do.
Boone: Now the only page I refresh is yours.
Jessica James: Come on.
Boone: Oh, that... sounded better in my head.
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Jessica James: he [Mandy Moore]
Jessica James: really knows how to handle a banana.
Jessica James: really knows how to handle a banana.
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