The Internship Quote
[Billy and Nick are at their employer's office after the company goes out of business] Billy McMahon: [angry]What the fuck, Sammy!
Nick and Billy's Boss: What the fuck me? What the fuck you! Who told you could barge into my office without an appointment?
Nick Campbell: You closed the company? And then you sent us out on a sale that we really needed and have Bob Williams drop that bomb on us?
Nick and Billy's Boss: Bob Williams' got a big fuckin' mouth.
Nick Campbell: Yeah, he does.
Nick and Billy's Boss: Look, you weren't gonna get the sale anyway. Nobody wears a watch anymore. They just check their goddamn phones.
Nick Campbell: Disagree. Cite your sources.
Billy McMahon: The kids, maybe, but there's... there's a broader market.
Nick and Billy's Boss: Lorraine, what time is it?
Lorraine: [checks the time on her cellphone]10: 26.
Billy McMahon: One hip, pioneering secretary does not a cultural trend make.
Nick and Billy's Boss: She 75 years old. Watches are obsolete and so are the two of you.
Nick Campbell: Obsolete? What does that even mean?
Nick and Billy's Boss: It means everything's computerized now! It's cheaper for a machine to tell these companies what to order than an manufacturer's rep. They don't need us anymore.
Nick Campbell: No, people have a deep, mistrust of machines. Have you seen Terminator?
Billy McMahon: Yep.
Nick Campbell: Or 2?
Billy McMahon: Mmm-hmm
Nick Campbell: Or 3 or 4?
Billy McMahon: All of them.
Nick Campbell: People wanna deal with people, not terminators.
Nick and Billy's Boss: People hate people. Times have changed.
Nick Campbell: That's so negative.
Nick and Billy's Boss: What the fuck me? What the fuck you! Who told you could barge into my office without an appointment?
Nick Campbell: You closed the company? And then you sent us out on a sale that we really needed and have Bob Williams drop that bomb on us?
Nick and Billy's Boss: Bob Williams' got a big fuckin' mouth.
Nick Campbell: Yeah, he does.
Nick and Billy's Boss: Look, you weren't gonna get the sale anyway. Nobody wears a watch anymore. They just check their goddamn phones.
Nick Campbell: Disagree. Cite your sources.
Billy McMahon: The kids, maybe, but there's... there's a broader market.
Nick and Billy's Boss: Lorraine, what time is it?
Lorraine: [checks the time on her cellphone]10: 26.
Billy McMahon: One hip, pioneering secretary does not a cultural trend make.
Nick and Billy's Boss: She 75 years old. Watches are obsolete and so are the two of you.
Nick Campbell: Obsolete? What does that even mean?
Nick and Billy's Boss: It means everything's computerized now! It's cheaper for a machine to tell these companies what to order than an manufacturer's rep. They don't need us anymore.
Nick Campbell: No, people have a deep, mistrust of machines. Have you seen Terminator?
Billy McMahon: Yep.
Nick Campbell: Or 2?
Billy McMahon: Mmm-hmm
Nick Campbell: Or 3 or 4?
Billy McMahon: All of them.
Nick Campbell: People wanna deal with people, not terminators.
Nick and Billy's Boss: People hate people. Times have changed.
Nick Campbell: That's so negative.
Movie: The Internship
