The Interview Quotes
Lestat: [to Louis] Feed on what you will. Rats, chickens, poodles, I'll leave you to it and watch you come around. But just remember, life without me would be even more unbearable. [laughs]
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Det. Sr. Const. Wayne Prior: It's about a ****ing stolen ****ing car you ****ing ****wit.
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Louis: For 30 years I had avoided that place. Yet I found my way back there with hardly an upward glance.
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Agent Lacey: The CIA would love it if you two could... take him out.
Dave Skylark: Hmm?
Agent Lacey: Take him out.
Dave Skylark: Take him out?
Aaron Rapaport: For drinks?
Agent Lacey: No, no, no. Take him out.
Dave Skylark: Take out... like to dinner?
Aaron Rapaport: Take him out to a meal?
Agent Lacey: Take him out.
Aaron Rapaport: On the town?
Aaron Rapaport: To party?
Agent Lacey: No. [whispering]
Agent Lacey: Take him out.
Aaron Rapaport: You want us to assassinate the leader of North Korea.
Agent Lacey: Yes.
Dave Skylark: Whaaaaaaaat?
Dave Skylark: Hmm?
Agent Lacey: Take him out.
Dave Skylark: Take him out?
Aaron Rapaport: For drinks?
Agent Lacey: No, no, no. Take him out.
Dave Skylark: Take out... like to dinner?
Aaron Rapaport: Take him out to a meal?
Agent Lacey: Take him out.
Aaron Rapaport: On the town?
Aaron Rapaport: To party?
Agent Lacey: No. [whispering]
Agent Lacey: Take him out.
Aaron Rapaport: You want us to assassinate the leader of North Korea.
Agent Lacey: Yes.
Dave Skylark: Whaaaaaaaat?
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Dave Skylark: This whole time I thought you were Samwise to my Frodo. But you're just... Boromir!
Aaron Rapaport: I don't know who the FUCK that is!
Dave Skylark: 'I don't know who Boromir is', that's such a Boromir thing to say!
Aaron Rapaport: I don't know who the FUCK that is!
Dave Skylark: 'I don't know who Boromir is', that's such a Boromir thing to say!
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Dave Skylark: [admires a war tank]Holy fuckamole. Is that real?
Kim Jong-un: It was a gift to my grandfather from Stalin
Dave Skylark: In my country it's pronounced Stallone.
Kim Jong-un: You're so funny, Dave.
Kim Jong-un: It was a gift to my grandfather from Stalin
Dave Skylark: In my country it's pronounced Stallone.
Kim Jong-un: You're so funny, Dave.
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Dave Skylark: [singing]... just own the night! Like it's the 4th of July!
Kim Jong-un: [crying]No, not the chorus, please!
Dave Skylark: [singing]Cuz Kimmie you're a firework! Come on let your colors burn!
Kim Jong-un: [crying]No, not the chorus, please!
Dave Skylark: [singing]Cuz Kimmie you're a firework! Come on let your colors burn!
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[first lines] Korean Girl: [singing]Our Beloved Leader is wise. He is gentle, kind and strong. We wish him joy. We wish him peace. We wish him love. And the one thing in our time, we wish more than this is for the United States to explode in a ball of fiery hell. May they be forced to starve and beg, and be ravaged by disease. May they be helpless, poor and sad and cold! They are arrogant and fat. They are stupid and they're evil. May they drown in their own blood and feces. Die America, die. Oh please won't you die? It would fill my tiny little heart with joy. May your women all be raped by beasts of the jungle while your children are foooorced to watch!
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Dave Skylark: Get that goat! Get that goat! I have some questions for that goat.
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Aaron Rapaport: It's that Katy fucking Perry?
Dave Skylark: Leave it on! It helps me to concentrate.
Dave Skylark: Leave it on! It helps me to concentrate.
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[last lines] Dave Skylark: This was a revolution ignited with nothing more than a camera and some questions. Questions that led a man, once revered as a god among mortals, to cry and shit his pants.
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Dave Skylark: How's the puppy!
Sook: Puppy is O.K.!
Dave Skylark: You protect that puppy with your life.
Sook: Puppy is O.K.!
Dave Skylark: You protect that puppy with your life.
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[Sook Rips Aaron's shirt open] Sook: You're hairy! You're so hairy like a bear! Your nipples are so pink!
Aaron Rapaport: Yes they are!
Sook: Love it! Ohhh!
Aaron Rapaport: Yes they are!
Sook: Love it! Ohhh!
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Dave Skylark: Kim must die, it's the American way.
Sook: How many times can the U.S. make the same mistake?
Aaron Rapaport: As many times as it takes!
Sook: How many times can the U.S. make the same mistake?
Aaron Rapaport: As many times as it takes!
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Dave Skylark: He ate it! You're not even supposed to touch it and he ate it! Chewing it! Chewing it!
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