The Invisible Man Quotes
Darien Fawkes: I've learned a lotta things since I started working with Bobby Hobbes. The names of all the most popular anti-depressants for starters.
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Darien Fawkes: Leo Tolstoi , he once observed that 'All happy families resemble one another, but each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way'. Which made my family about as unique as it gets. Eh, what little was left of it.
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Darien Fawkes: Look I'm telling you, this thing they put in my head. I think it's evil, and I think it's trying to take over.
The Keeper: It's a bio-synthetic gland. It's not evil.
Darien Fawkes: "Would it be possible for you to look at me while we're talking? [the Keeper turns to face Darien]
The Keeper: The gland secretes the quicksilver that makes you invisible, but it also spikes your epinev...
Darien Fawkes: ...levels which causes the violent behavior.
The Keeper: Yeah, that.
Darien Fawkes: Well it also turned me into a walking time bomb.
The Keeper: Well, if you get your shots of counteragent you won't go off.
Darien Fawkes: Which brings us back to square one. I need a shot.
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Darien Fawkes: The Gilbert of Gilbert and Sullivan once wrote, 'Things are seldom what they seem: Skim milk masquerades as cream'. Well, of course he was then promptly beaten up by every kid in the school yard... Look, the point is, we probably learned more about Eberts when he was Arnaud, than we ever would've from Eberts himself.
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Darien Fawkes: The Scottish philosopher Balfour said that destiny is the scapegoat we make responsible for our crimes. He was probably right, too, but I bet he was real dull at parties.
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Darien Fawkes: The U.S. Postal Service promises that 'Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays their couriers from their swift completion of their appointed routes'. But gunfire?... Now, I found that that tends to bring most routines to a screeching halt.
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Darien Fawkes: There was a mime. I beat the Hell out of a mime. What happened to him? Is he okay?
Robert Hobbes: Relax, he did not recover.
Darien Fawkes: Thank God
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Darien Fawkes: There's an old saying: "Every man is a genius until he opens his mouth." I decided to save Hobbes the trouble.
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Darien Fawkes: They say necessity is the mother of invention. And when the necessity is survival, she can be one mean mother. Of course, it is her child, invention, who is the really dangerous one.
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Darien Fawkes: They say, 'He who sups with the Devil needs a long spoon.' I was making dinner reservations for two...
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Darien Fawkes: Time out! How'd you know I was here?
Thug: My spidey sense was tingling.
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Darien Fawkes: What, you never had an invisible friend?
Robert Hobbes: I had invisible enemies.
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Darien Fawkes: What's her name anyway?
Robert Hobbes: "The", last name "Keeper"
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Darien Fawkes: You gotta fix me.
The Keeper: Did you break yourself already?
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Darien Fawkes: You're in the spy business and you don't have a safe house?
The Official: It was either a safe house or the electric bill.
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