The Iron Mask Quote
[Athos and Aramis hear Porthos scream]
Athos: What happened?
Porthos: Kidney stones. It hurts when I piss. It hurts when I ****. I'm just a fat old fart with nothing to live for anymore. I'm going to hang myself, as soon as I'm sober.
Athos: What happened?
Porthos: Kidney stones. It hurts when I piss. It hurts when I ****. I'm just a fat old fart with nothing to live for anymore. I'm going to hang myself, as soon as I'm sober.
Movie: The Iron Mask
