The IT Crowd Quote
Roy: Did you use a soldering iron to make that stress machine?
Moss: Yes.
Roy: You turned it off?
Moss: Oh I'm fairly sure I did.
Roy: Because you remember what happened last time, right?
Moss: Yes. That was very funny!
Roy: Well, no, no. It was very dangerous and someone nearly died.
Moss: Right. No. Yeah, I was thinking of a different incident, the one on the golf course.
Roy: What? I'm talking about the fire.
Moss: Oh yeah. Fire. Sorry. I always get confused between "golf" and "fire".
Roy: Just make sure it's off.
Roy: It is off. I think.
Roy: Well just make sure it is.
Moss: I will make sure it is.
Roy: And if it's already off...?
Moss: ...I'll just walk away. [Roy exits]
Moss: Get off my back. What is he, the soldering iron police?... It's off. That means I turn in on, and just walk away.
Moss: Yes.
Roy: You turned it off?
Moss: Oh I'm fairly sure I did.
Roy: Because you remember what happened last time, right?
Moss: Yes. That was very funny!
Roy: Well, no, no. It was very dangerous and someone nearly died.
Moss: Right. No. Yeah, I was thinking of a different incident, the one on the golf course.
Roy: What? I'm talking about the fire.
Moss: Oh yeah. Fire. Sorry. I always get confused between "golf" and "fire".
Roy: Just make sure it's off.
Roy: It is off. I think.
Roy: Well just make sure it is.
Moss: I will make sure it is.
Roy: And if it's already off...?
Moss: ...I'll just walk away. [Roy exits]
Moss: Get off my back. What is he, the soldering iron police?... It's off. That means I turn in on, and just walk away.
TV Show: The IT Crowd
