The Italian Job Quote

Lyle: [Handsome Rob approaches Becky, the cable technician, in the parking lot. Lyle watches, amazed] Are you kidding me? How does he do that? How do you do that? What are you saying?
[Lyle narrates the conversation with alternating Handsome Rob and ditzy female voices]

Lyle: [speaking as Handsome Rob] Hey, how are you?

Lyle: [speaking as Becky] Oh, I'm good!

Lyle: [Handsome Rob] Nice to meet you. I'm Handsome Rob. And you are?

Lyle: [Becky] Oh, my name's Becky, but it's written on my shirt!

Lyle: [Handsome Rob] Listen, I'm gonna need your shirt, and your truck.

Lyle: [Becky] Perfect! I'll give them both to you. Would you like my virginity as well?

Lyle: [Handsome Rob] If it's on the menu.

Lyle: [Becky] Oh, you're so witty! Why don't you take advantage of me?

Lyle: [Handsome Rob] Yeah, you're not too bright, are you?

Lyle: [Becky] No.

Lyle: [Handsome Rob] Perfect.

Movie: The Italian Job

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