The Jeff Foxworthy Show Quotes

Elliot: Good heavens mother they've got a wise man in there closet.
Lois: Kinky.

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Jeff Foxworthy: [Jeff, Matt, and the team end up at Sparky Burger and a clown is being VERY noisy] ... Ohhh, Lord. Please don't let me beat up a clown

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Matt Foxworthy: [softly,adorably] After the game, Can we take the team out for Burgers, Fries, and Chocolate Shakes? [Jeff nods and Matt hugs him]
Jeff Foxworthy: Anywhere but Sparky Burger

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Wayne Foxworthy: Hey everybody! I'm Wayne, Matt's uncle! I have been on fire! Who wants candy!?

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