The Jetsons Quotes
George: You're kidding.
Elroy: Nope.
George: Then lie to me and say you're kidding.
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Jane Jetson: Elroy, why aren't you ready for school?
Elroy Jetson: I don't feel good, Mom. I think... I think I'm coming down with Venus Virus.
Jane Jetson: Venus Virus, eh? Last week you said it was Martian Mumps. Anything to get out of taking that space calculus test.
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Jane Jetson: Goodbye.
Elroy: Goodbye.
Judy Jetson: [angrily] Goodbye!
Jane Jetson: Why Judy, I do believe you're jealous of your brother.
Judy Jetson: Jealous? Ha, me? Jealous of Elroy? Ha ha ha ha. Just because he's on TV. [laughs]
Judy Jetson: That's a hot one! Jealous? Yes, I'm jealous. I'm only the big sister of "Spaceboy, zoom".
Jane Jetson: [laughs]
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Judy Jetson: Daddy, if you dance like that in front of my friends I have to go live in another galaxy. Oh daddy, your dancing went out with pop-up fuels it is practically 20th century.
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Judy Jetson: Promise you won't tell?
Rosie: I swear on my mother's rechargable batteries.
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Dr. Lunarby: Impossible, Professor, there are too many of them to contain!
George Jetson: Not when you have a roomy new Spacion Wagon.
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Reporter: Mr. Jetson, I guess you're quite concerned about these tests.
George Jetson: Well, I...
Mr. Spacely: - I certainly am. Sure hope nothing happens to that life jacket.
Reporter: Oh um, Mr. Spacely, your every thought must be with the courageous man who's risking his life for you.
Mr. Spacely: Huh? Who's that?
Reporter: Your test pilot, Mr. Jetson.
Mr. Spacely: Oh him, yeah, I sure am worried about him. He's wearing MY life jacket.
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