The Joe Schmo Show Quote
Ralph Garman: Come here, come here. Come here, come here. There's something we've been meaning to tell you.
Matt Kennedy Gould: What's that?
Ralph Garman: The only real thing on this reality show... is you.
Matt Kennedy Gould: [embarassed] Oh, my God! [Lance cheers]
Ralph Garman: But that's not... that's not completely true, that's not completely true. Because the prizes are also real as well. And in fact, they're all yours. [The actors all cheer and applaud]
Matt Kennedy Gould: [excited] I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! I CAN'T! I...
Ralph Garman: Remember... Matt? Remember the spa vacation you gave to Dr. Pat?
Matt Kennedy Gould: Yes.
Ralph Garman: That's yours. Remember the trip to Tahiti that you thought you didn't win?
Matt Kennedy Gould: Yes.
Ralph Garman: That's yours.
Matt Kennedy Gould: [laughing] What?
Ralph Garman: The flat screen TV? Yours. But finally... and certainly not least... this check... made out to you for $100,000... is yours! [Everyone cheers and applauds as Ralph hands Matt a giant check for $100,000]
Matt Kennedy Gould: [triumphantly] OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! I CAN'T... I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
Ralph Garman: Matt, I think we owe you an explanation. Matt, everything... everything you experienced in this house from your housemates, to the game results, to the eviction votes... it was all very carefully planned and brought to life by these amazing ten actors and hundreds of very hardworking people. All for you. It was all for you, buddy. [everyone cheers wildly]
Matt Kennedy Gould: Wait,
Matt Kennedy Gould: What's that?
Ralph Garman: The only real thing on this reality show... is you.
Matt Kennedy Gould: [embarassed] Oh, my God! [Lance cheers]
Ralph Garman: But that's not... that's not completely true, that's not completely true. Because the prizes are also real as well. And in fact, they're all yours. [The actors all cheer and applaud]
Matt Kennedy Gould: [excited] I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! I CAN'T! I...
Ralph Garman: Remember... Matt? Remember the spa vacation you gave to Dr. Pat?
Matt Kennedy Gould: Yes.
Ralph Garman: That's yours. Remember the trip to Tahiti that you thought you didn't win?
Matt Kennedy Gould: Yes.
Ralph Garman: That's yours.
Matt Kennedy Gould: [laughing] What?
Ralph Garman: The flat screen TV? Yours. But finally... and certainly not least... this check... made out to you for $100,000... is yours! [Everyone cheers and applauds as Ralph hands Matt a giant check for $100,000]
Matt Kennedy Gould: [triumphantly] OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! I CAN'T... I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
Ralph Garman: Matt, I think we owe you an explanation. Matt, everything... everything you experienced in this house from your housemates, to the game results, to the eviction votes... it was all very carefully planned and brought to life by these amazing ten actors and hundreds of very hardworking people. All for you. It was all for you, buddy. [everyone cheers wildly]
Matt Kennedy Gould: Wait,
TV Show: The Joe Schmo Show
