The Landlord Quote

[The Renter answers the door]
Renter: Hi, Pearl.
Pearl The Landlord: Where's the rent?!
Renter: You don't have to raise your voice.
Pearl The Landlord: You pay now!
Renter: I could give you half.
Pearl The Landlord: You pay...now, bitch!
Renter: Hey, don't talk to me like that, okay?
Pearl The Landlord: I'm tired of this crap!
Renter: Look, I...I thought I was clear in my e-mail that I needed a couple of weeks.
Pearl The Landlord: I work too hard!
Renter: Could I just get two more weeks?
Pearl The Landlord: I want my money!
Renter: You need to relax.
Pearl The Landlord: You're an asshole.
Renter: Uh-uh!
Pearl The Landlord: I want my money, bitch.
Renter: Hey, don't call me bitch! I'm a grown man!
Pearl The Landlord: Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
Renter: God, you're mean.

Movie: The Landlord

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