The Last Showing Quote
Stuart: Could you just do that last bit again?
Martin: What? You need help! You killed someone!
Stuart: You *killed* someone. I just captured it.
Martin: It was your fault!
Stuart: Oh, now, now, grow up. All good villains take responsibility for their actions.
Martin: Look, I'm not the villain here.
Stuart: Ah, lovely. More great dialogue! Oh, I'm so please I cast you.
Martin: Why me?
Stuart: Why not? I watch people. I've spent years looking down on them. observing what makes them laugh and cry, be shocked or scared. And I realized, I required a couple. Well, you look like perfect leading man material, and her? Well, she's the girl next door. Got something to fight for, right? Presto! We've got a film!
Martin: Look, this isn't some game. This my life you're fucking with!
Stuart: I know. That's why I want to give the people the film they crave.
Martin: You're just a sad old man with a shitty little camera.
Stuart: I'm not some amateur, Martin. I've projected films for over 25 years, and if I can no longer show them, then I might as well learn how to make them! And what I learned, I learned that these days, you've got an angle, hm? I decided I was going to make a horror film using real people. No one's done that before! You're going to be famous. We all are!
Martin: Who's going to watch a film that someone died making?
Stuart: Bruce Lee, Enter The Dragon. Brandon Lee, The Crow. And what about those children that were decapitated by the helicopter in that Twilight Zone movie? What about that then?
Martin: Guess what? They were accidents!
Stuart: And so could this be, if, if, if I edit it differently.
Martin: What? You need help! You killed someone!
Stuart: You *killed* someone. I just captured it.
Martin: It was your fault!
Stuart: Oh, now, now, grow up. All good villains take responsibility for their actions.
Martin: Look, I'm not the villain here.
Stuart: Ah, lovely. More great dialogue! Oh, I'm so please I cast you.
Martin: Why me?
Stuart: Why not? I watch people. I've spent years looking down on them. observing what makes them laugh and cry, be shocked or scared. And I realized, I required a couple. Well, you look like perfect leading man material, and her? Well, she's the girl next door. Got something to fight for, right? Presto! We've got a film!
Martin: Look, this isn't some game. This my life you're fucking with!
Stuart: I know. That's why I want to give the people the film they crave.
Martin: You're just a sad old man with a shitty little camera.
Stuart: I'm not some amateur, Martin. I've projected films for over 25 years, and if I can no longer show them, then I might as well learn how to make them! And what I learned, I learned that these days, you've got an angle, hm? I decided I was going to make a horror film using real people. No one's done that before! You're going to be famous. We all are!
Martin: Who's going to watch a film that someone died making?
Stuart: Bruce Lee, Enter The Dragon. Brandon Lee, The Crow. And what about those children that were decapitated by the helicopter in that Twilight Zone movie? What about that then?
Martin: Guess what? They were accidents!
Stuart: And so could this be, if, if, if I edit it differently.
Movie: The Last Showing
