The Late Show Quotes
Craig Kilborn: That's what makes this country great, is David Letterman! Let me just open up for a second. I never told anyone about this before, but fifteen years ago, I accepted him into my life, as my Lord and Savior!
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Craig Ferguson: [holding up a black and white headshot of a guest] He's in black and white here, but he'll be in color when he comes out.
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Laura Birdwell: I am going to be totally open and honest with you. I'm going to lay myself naked before you. I hope you can appreciate that.
Margo Sperling: He'll try.
Margo Sperling: He'll try.
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[last lines]
Ira: Mrs. Schmidt asked me to move out. That place next door to you, is that still empty?
Margo Sperling: I don't know, Ira. I don't think I could take it. I mean you just never say anything, for God's sake. It's not fair, 'cause I have to keep up my side of the conversation and your side of the conversation. Yeah, that's it - you just never say anything, for God's sake. I want some feedback from you. I wanna... I wanna know what you think about things... and what you think about me.
Ira: Jesus Christ, would it kill you if once and awhile you wore a goddamned dress?
Ira: Mrs. Schmidt asked me to move out. That place next door to you, is that still empty?
Margo Sperling: I don't know, Ira. I don't think I could take it. I mean you just never say anything, for God's sake. It's not fair, 'cause I have to keep up my side of the conversation and your side of the conversation. Yeah, that's it - you just never say anything, for God's sake. I want some feedback from you. I wanna... I wanna know what you think about things... and what you think about me.
Ira: Jesus Christ, would it kill you if once and awhile you wore a goddamned dress?
Movie: The Late Show
[after using a swear word in a monologue, which is censored]
Craig Ferguson: They know what I'm saying, why don't you JUST LET ME SAY IT?
Craig Ferguson: They know what I'm saying, why don't you JUST LET ME SAY IT?
Movie: The Late Show