The League of Gentlemen Quotes
Edward Hyde: Yes, Henry. Look, but don't touch. That's your way.
Dr. Henry Jekyll: Just shut up. I won't be tricked again.
Edward Hyde: Tricked? You've known what I was about each time you drank the formula.
Dr. Henry Jekyll: Liar. I am a good man.
Edward Hyde: Who's lying now? You want it, even more than you want her.
Dr. Henry Jekyll: No.
Edward Hyde: You can't shut me out forever. Drink the elixir.
Dr. Henry Jekyll: No.
Edward Hyde: She barely even looks at you...
Dr. Henry Jekyll: Be quiet.
Edward Hyde: SHE LOOKED AT ME.
Dr. Henry Jekyll: Just shut up. I won't be tricked again.
Edward Hyde: Tricked? You've known what I was about each time you drank the formula.
Dr. Henry Jekyll: Liar. I am a good man.
Edward Hyde: Who's lying now? You want it, even more than you want her.
Dr. Henry Jekyll: No.
Edward Hyde: You can't shut me out forever. Drink the elixir.
Dr. Henry Jekyll: No.
Edward Hyde: She barely even looks at you...
Dr. Henry Jekyll: Be quiet.
Edward Hyde: SHE LOOKED AT ME.
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Mike King: Look Lance, there's an old saying, once the ****'s been shat...
Lance Longthorne: I'll **** you! [punches him]
Lance Longthorne: I'll **** you! [punches him]
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Mina Harker: [after seeing a painful reaction Jekyll's face] You all right?
Dr. Henry Jekyll: My ears hurt, it's nothing.
Dr. Henry Jekyll: My ears hurt, it's nothing.
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Olly Plimsoles: Good evening, we are Legz Akimbo theatre company. [applause]
Olly Plimsoles: Thanks very much! Some of you may remember us from a couple of Christmases ago, we did a play called "Pins and Needles". A play about tramps on heroin.
Olly Plimsoles: Thanks very much! Some of you may remember us from a couple of Christmases ago, we did a play called "Pins and Needles". A play about tramps on heroin.
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Ross: Newsagent, police man, carpet fitter, doctor, vet, tennis player, football player...
Pauline: Hold on a second, [writing]
Pauline: tennis...
Ross: ...solider, spy, butcher, baker, candlestick maker, fisherman, builder, labourer
Pauline: All right clever dick. That's enough now. [beat]
Ross: And astronaut.
Pauline: PISS OFF. [leaning in his face]
Pauline: You can shout out as many jobs as you like Ross, you'll never bloody get one, you worthless dole scum.
Pauline: Hold on a second, [writing]
Pauline: tennis...
Ross: ...solider, spy, butcher, baker, candlestick maker, fisherman, builder, labourer
Pauline: All right clever dick. That's enough now. [beat]
Ross: And astronaut.
Pauline: PISS OFF. [leaning in his face]
Pauline: You can shout out as many jobs as you like Ross, you'll never bloody get one, you worthless dole scum.
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Steve: Come on Hamlet, make your mind up!
Mark: Stop soliqusiing you danish poof!
Mark: Stop soliqusiing you danish poof!
TV Show: The League of Gentlemen