The Lion King Quote

Banzai : [ In the hyena layer, Banzai slouches with claw marks on his rear ] Man, that lousy Mufasa... I won't be able to sit for a *week!*
Ed the Hyena : [ laughs, but also tries his best to conceal it from time to time ] Eh-hee-hee-hee. Heh-heheheheheheheheheh...
Banzai : [ Glares at Ed and bares his teeth with impatience ] It's not *funny*, Ed...
Ed the Hyena : [ Cups his paws over his mouth then bursts into hysterical laughter, spitting as his tongue lofts out of his mouth ] BA-HA-HA-HAAAA! HA-AH-AH-AH-AH! [ Inhales deeply ]
Banzai : Hey, shut up!
Ed the Hyena : AH-HA-HO! HO-HO-HO-HO!
Banzai : [ Bares his teeth ] Grrrrrr... [ as Ed continues to laugh, Banzai barks and pounces on Ed, abruptly ending his laughing. The two commence a brief fight ]
Shenzi : [ Rolls her eyes and turns to the two yelping and rolling atop each other aggressively ] Will, you knock it off?
Banzai : [ ed appears to be chewing on Banzai's leg; Banzai sits up ] Well, he started it! [ It is now obvious that Ed is chewing his own leg repeatedly ]
Shenzi : Look at you guys! No wonder we're dangling at the bottom of the food chain!
Banzai : [ a string of drool dangles from his chin ] Man, I hate dangling...
Shenzi : [ Scoffs ] Yeah? You know, if it weren't for those lions, we'd be *runnin'* the joint. [ Ed nods idiotically ]
Banzai : Man, I *hate* lions!
Shenzi : [ Grumbles ] So pushy...
Banzai : And hairy...
Shenzi : [ Smiles ] Stinky...
Banzai : [ Grins ] And man are they...
Banzai, Shenzi : [ Elongated use of the 'u' ] UGLY! [ laugh hysterically ]

Movie: The Lion King

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