The Loop Quotes
Malcolm Tucker: Right, OK. Is it up, have you got it up?
Jamie MacDonald: Yeah, it's all fine.
Malcolm Tucker: Ok, cut the top paragraph and paste it into page five.
Jamie MacDonald: Right, yeah, we've done it.
Malcolm Tucker: Page six, get rid of the footnotes.
Jamie MacDonald: Done.
Malcolm Tucker: Go to, uh, page nine.
Jamie MacDonald: Go to page nine.
Malcolm Tucker: Highlight from that page right thru the end of the document.
Jamie MacDonald: Go on... do it.
Michael Rodgers: The caveats.
Malcolm Tucker: Right, OK, delete.
Jamie MacDonald: Right, Ok, we're doin' it. Delete it.
Michael Rodgers: You, you can't delete the arguments against the war.
Jamie MacDonald: Oh, there's a little shake of the head here, Malc. I think he's crashed.
Malcolm Tucker: Just give him a thump. That usually works.
Jamie MacDonald: Let me just try a wee bit of manual override. Let's see if it is possible to delete the arguments against the war. Hey, you could delete it after all. It's done.
Malcolm Tucker: Great, right, now attach that to an e-mail.
Jamie MacDonald: Yes, got it, got it.
Jamie MacDonald: Yeah, it's all fine.
Malcolm Tucker: Ok, cut the top paragraph and paste it into page five.
Jamie MacDonald: Right, yeah, we've done it.
Malcolm Tucker: Page six, get rid of the footnotes.
Jamie MacDonald: Done.
Malcolm Tucker: Go to, uh, page nine.
Jamie MacDonald: Go to page nine.
Malcolm Tucker: Highlight from that page right thru the end of the document.
Jamie MacDonald: Go on... do it.
Michael Rodgers: The caveats.
Malcolm Tucker: Right, OK, delete.
Jamie MacDonald: Right, Ok, we're doin' it. Delete it.
Michael Rodgers: You, you can't delete the arguments against the war.
Jamie MacDonald: Oh, there's a little shake of the head here, Malc. I think he's crashed.
Malcolm Tucker: Just give him a thump. That usually works.
Jamie MacDonald: Let me just try a wee bit of manual override. Let's see if it is possible to delete the arguments against the war. Hey, you could delete it after all. It's done.
Malcolm Tucker: Great, right, now attach that to an e-mail.
Jamie MacDonald: Yes, got it, got it.
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Sully Sullivan: If there's one thing I've learnt in my one day of work, it's that life's too short. And I may have a learning disability.
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Airport Security Officer: Sir, we are a federal agency independent of the airline. We are the first line of defence in homeland security. We take our responsibility to this nation very seriously.
Sam Sullivan: I'll give you eight bucks.
Airport Security Officer: I'm turning around.
Sam Sullivan: I'll give you eight bucks.
Airport Security Officer: I'm turning around.
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Malcolm Tucker: Right. Was it you?
Simon Foster: No, it wasn't. No. What?
Malcolm Tucker: You do know what I'm talking about, don't you?
Simon Foster: No. And... And... whatever it was, I almost certainly didn't do it.
Malcolm Tucker: Was it you, the baby from Eraserhead?
Toby Wright: No, no.
Malcolm Tucker: Then it must have been you, the woman from The Crying Game.
Judy: It wasn't me.
Simon Foster: No, it wasn't. No. What?
Malcolm Tucker: You do know what I'm talking about, don't you?
Simon Foster: No. And... And... whatever it was, I almost certainly didn't do it.
Malcolm Tucker: Was it you, the baby from Eraserhead?
Toby Wright: No, no.
Malcolm Tucker: Then it must have been you, the woman from The Crying Game.
Judy: It wasn't me.
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Russ: France and America. We used to be pals. Look at us now! Squabbling like drunk Belgians at a gay pride parade.
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Marty: Our research shows us that the youth market responds to single syllable men's names. United has Ted, Apple has Mac. There's even a guy out there with a list called Craig.
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Keith: They're checked in under the name "Snootch Patrol." I have no idea what that means.
Steven: Me neither.
Steven: Me neither.
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[Sam's elevator acquaintance takes advantage when Sam can't date his secretery as he is ordered to go out partying with the male assistant of a potential client]
Derek: I thought I'd take your new secre-tail upstairs for a little pre-game. Maybe put my (bleep) in her (bleep).
Derek: I thought I'd take your new secre-tail upstairs for a little pre-game. Maybe put my (bleep) in her (bleep).
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[After Sam was stuck in the dumpster]
Meryl: What happened? You look like Mary-Kate Olsen!
Meryl: What happened? You look like Mary-Kate Olsen!
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[After Meryl tells Sam to use her office's shower to clean himself from the dumpster]
Meryl: Now, if you see anything in the shower that looks like an eyeball peeking through a hole, don't worry. It's just a decorative tile. But don't poke it.
Meryl: Now, if you see anything in the shower that looks like an eyeball peeking through a hole, don't worry. It's just a decorative tile. But don't poke it.
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Russ: ...Theses, are you listening?
Sam: What? Yeah, yeah, yes.
Russ: [notices Sam is staring jealously at the new secretery's date with Derek] Oh boy, I see your gal has another gentleman caller. [the seceretery laughs as Derek feeds food to her mouth] I'm on it.
Sam: What? No, no, no, no, no, I'm gonna fight it...
Russ: Nonsense, I'm sending in the bean. It's the least we can do. [to Meryl] Operation green bingo, hmm? [slaps Mery's ass]
Sam: No, no operation green bingo. No, no bean! Don't send in the bean! [Russ blocks his way]
Sam: What? Yeah, yeah, yes.
Russ: [notices Sam is staring jealously at the new secretery's date with Derek] Oh boy, I see your gal has another gentleman caller. [the seceretery laughs as Derek feeds food to her mouth] I'm on it.
Sam: What? No, no, no, no, no, I'm gonna fight it...
Russ: Nonsense, I'm sending in the bean. It's the least we can do. [to Meryl] Operation green bingo, hmm? [slaps Mery's ass]
Sam: No, no operation green bingo. No, no bean! Don't send in the bean! [Russ blocks his way]
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Meryl: [cuts Derek's conversation with the secretery] Hey, baby.
Derek: [to the secretery] Hey, look, it's you plus twenty. [to Meryl while the secretery is shocked by what he said] Do I know you? [looks at her large breasts] I would have remembered that chest. Refresh my mammaries. [Meryl leans in closer and whispers something in his ear] That is the dirtiest sentence I have ever heard.
Meryl: [rubs his chest gently] Yeah, that's just the beginning. There is a whole paragraph where that came from.
Derek: Alright, let's do this. [takes off his shirt and gives it to the secretery] Sorry, babe, this is live action here.
The secretery: [not caring about him anymore] Ok, be my guest...
Derek: [points Meryl to his chest] You wanna start with Tom or Jerry?
Russ: [to Sam] Alright, that's my cue. I'm flying in. [goes in to pretend to be Meryl's boyfriend]
Derek: [to the secretery] Hey, look, it's you plus twenty. [to Meryl while the secretery is shocked by what he said] Do I know you? [looks at her large breasts] I would have remembered that chest. Refresh my mammaries. [Meryl leans in closer and whispers something in his ear] That is the dirtiest sentence I have ever heard.
Meryl: [rubs his chest gently] Yeah, that's just the beginning. There is a whole paragraph where that came from.
Derek: Alright, let's do this. [takes off his shirt and gives it to the secretery] Sorry, babe, this is live action here.
The secretery: [not caring about him anymore] Ok, be my guest...
Derek: [points Meryl to his chest] You wanna start with Tom or Jerry?
Russ: [to Sam] Alright, that's my cue. I'm flying in. [goes in to pretend to be Meryl's boyfriend]
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[After Russ invites Sam to his birthday party]
Russ: And...you might wanna bring your raincoat, 'cause there'll be a lot of women there.
Meryl: Russ!
Russ: No, it's supposed to rain! He might wanna walk one of them to the car!
Meryl: Oh, sorry.
Russ: ...And then plow her in the back seat!
Meryl: Hmm. [looks at Sam suggestively causing him to quiver]
Russ: And...you might wanna bring your raincoat, 'cause there'll be a lot of women there.
Meryl: Russ!
Russ: No, it's supposed to rain! He might wanna walk one of them to the car!
Meryl: Oh, sorry.
Russ: ...And then plow her in the back seat!
Meryl: Hmm. [looks at Sam suggestively causing him to quiver]
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[Sam is in the elevator and is already stressed when Derek suddenly enters]
Sam: Oh, God!
Derek: Yeah, but you can call me Derek. Or Yahweh if that's the way you rugelach.
Sam: Oh, God!
Derek: Yeah, but you can call me Derek. Or Yahweh if that's the way you rugelach.
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A fellow executive: [notices Sam crouches when approaching a working helicopter] Why the hell are you ducking?!
Sam: I don't know, I saw it on MASH!
Joe Dayton: [to fellow executives]: Should I tell him the wind does funky things over here?
Sam: Ah? [stands up straight] Ah! [the wind flies him away]
Sam: I don't know, I saw it on MASH!
Joe Dayton: [to fellow executives]: Should I tell him the wind does funky things over here?
Sam: Ah? [stands up straight] Ah! [the wind flies him away]
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[after an Under Secretary from Homeland Security, who has just introduced the American government's new "naked machine" to the airline company, credits his governmental status to the inspiration Meryl gave him as his lecturer years ago]
Sam: That's so awesome what you did for that guy.
Meryl: I've done other things for other guys that were more awesome. And it involves a different kind of naked machine. Me. Interested in a demo?
Sam: No, no, I'm good, thanks though. Bye. [runs away and leaves behind a staring Meryl]
Sam: That's so awesome what you did for that guy.
Meryl: I've done other things for other guys that were more awesome. And it involves a different kind of naked machine. Me. Interested in a demo?
Sam: No, no, I'm good, thanks though. Bye. [runs away and leaves behind a staring Meryl]
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[after winning the Amelia Earhart women's award without ever wanting to be nominated]
Sikander (an Indian executive): Congratulations on the award!
Meryl: Cram it, M. Night Shyamalan.
Sikander (an Indian executive): Congratulations on the award!
Meryl: Cram it, M. Night Shyamalan.
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[after making a roomless Sam share a hotel room with her, and then explaining to him she doesn't want a women's award because she wants to be judged strictly by her professional skills]
Meryl: So...[leans close to his face] wanna do shots off my ass?
[Sam stares at her in bewilderment]
Meryl: So...[leans close to his face] wanna do shots off my ass?
[Sam stares at her in bewilderment]
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[after Amelia Earhart's niece hands over to Merly the women's award Meryl never wanted]
Meryl: Thank you, Delia. It's an inredible honor accepting this from you. Your great aunt paved the way for all of us here tonight. So...thank you, thank you very much. [raises up the pointed airplane shaped award] I know just where to put this.
Meryl: Thank you, Delia. It's an inredible honor accepting this from you. Your great aunt paved the way for all of us here tonight. So...thank you, thank you very much. [raises up the pointed airplane shaped award] I know just where to put this.
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[Sam fires his date Leeza while in a restaurant. She screams about being dumped and when he calms her down her hair gets caught on fire by the burner of the fondue he especially arranged earlier. Sam immediately shoves her head into an indoor fountain behind them]
Derek: [turns back from the sight to speak to his blond date] 'Saw that coming. That coconut hair mask is crazy flammable.
Derek: [turns back from the sight to speak to his blond date] 'Saw that coming. That coconut hair mask is crazy flammable.
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Derek: [after Darcy, who is of Asian ethnicity, simply walks away when he flirts with her by mentioning he wants a cookie fortune in bed] What's her problem?
Sam: She's not Chinese, Derek.
Derek: Trust me, kemosabe, they're all Chinese.
Sam: She's not Chinese, Derek.
Derek: Trust me, kemosabe, they're all Chinese.
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Meryl: [reminiscing about her now deceased past boss] Yeah...he was a real father, brother, boyfriend, lover to me.
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Sam: Ah, this is Russ McDonland, chairman and CEO of TransAlliance airlines.
Russ: Nice to meet you, son.
Derek: Congratulations on your airline. You make everything else in life seem safe in comparison.
Russ: [laughs] A wise timer, ha...? [Derek hums in approvement] I like it! Pull over a sit.
Derek: I won't keep you too long. I know you have a bankruptcy to get to.
Russ: Nice to meet you, son.
Derek: Congratulations on your airline. You make everything else in life seem safe in comparison.
Russ: [laughs] A wise timer, ha...? [Derek hums in approvement] I like it! Pull over a sit.
Derek: I won't keep you too long. I know you have a bankruptcy to get to.
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[After telling his executives he wants to close a business deal by having everyone taking an impromptu airplane flight and spend the night in another city]
Russ: Unless you've got family to go home to.
[All of the executives laugh]
Russ: Unless you've got family to go home to.
[All of the executives laugh]
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[After he asked her out, Darcy enters their building's restaurant in a long black overcoat]
Derek: Nice outfit, are you going for a funeral?
Darcy: Yeah, yours.
[Darcy takes off the coat to remain in lingerie, which leaves Derek speechless]
Derek: Nice outfit, are you going for a funeral?
Darcy: Yeah, yours.
[Darcy takes off the coat to remain in lingerie, which leaves Derek speechless]
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Sam: Sully, I gotta get back to work!
Sully: Alright, Baby Jessica, jump in. I'll have you home in 11 hours.
Sam: You're taking me to the airport.
Sully: Good call, we'll fly.
Sam: No, I'm flying, you're driving.
Sully: Excellent. The race is on.
Sully: Alright, Baby Jessica, jump in. I'll have you home in 11 hours.
Sam: You're taking me to the airport.
Sully: Good call, we'll fly.
Sam: No, I'm flying, you're driving.
Sully: Excellent. The race is on.
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