The Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers Quotes
Grima Wormtongue : His staff. I told you to take the Wizard's staff.
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Theoden : Look at my men. Their courage hangs by a thread. If this is to be our end, then I would have them make such an end, as to be worthy of remembrance.
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Aragorn : Gimli, lower your axe.
Legolas : They have feelings, my friend. The elves began it, waking up the trees, teaching them to speak.
Gimli : Talking trees. What do trees have to talk about, hmm... except the consistency of squirrel droppings?
Legolas : They have feelings, my friend. The elves began it, waking up the trees, teaching them to speak.
Gimli : Talking trees. What do trees have to talk about, hmm... except the consistency of squirrel droppings?
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Legolas : Forgive me. I mistook you for Saruman.
Gandalf : I am Saruman. Or rather, Saruman as he should have been.
Gandalf : I am Saruman. Or rather, Saruman as he should have been.
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[ from extended version ]
Merry : [ watching Saruman look out at the ruin of Isengard from the tower ] He doesn't look too happy, does he?
Pippin : Not too happy at all, Merry.
Merry : Still, I suppose the view would be quite nice from up there.
Pippin : Oh yes, its a quality establishment. I hear the staff are VERY good.
Merry : [ watching Saruman look out at the ruin of Isengard from the tower ] He doesn't look too happy, does he?
Pippin : Not too happy at all, Merry.
Merry : Still, I suppose the view would be quite nice from up there.
Pippin : Oh yes, its a quality establishment. I hear the staff are VERY good.
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Sam : Captain Faramir, you have shown your quality, sir - the very highest.
Faramir : The Shire must truly be a great realm, Master Gamgee, where gardeners are held in high honor.
Faramir : The Shire must truly be a great realm, Master Gamgee, where gardeners are held in high honor.
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Pippin : Merry?
Merry : What, Pip?
Pippin : I'm hungry.
Merry : What, Pip?
Pippin : I'm hungry.
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[ after falling off from the horse ]
Gimli : That was deliberate, it was deliberate.
Gimli : That was deliberate, it was deliberate.
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Sam : We're innocent travelers.
Faramir : There are no travelers in this land... only servants of the Dark Lord.
Frodo : We are bound to an errand of secrecy. Those who claim to oppose the enemy would do well not to hinder us.
Faramir : There are no travelers in this land... only servants of the Dark Lord.
Frodo : We are bound to an errand of secrecy. Those who claim to oppose the enemy would do well not to hinder us.
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Wormtongue : Why do you lay these troubles on an already troubled mind?
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Legolas : Look at them. They're frightened. You can see it in their eyes. [ All the men turn to look at him ]
Legolas : [ in Elvish ] And they should be. Three hundred... against ten thousand!
Aragorn : [ in Elvish ] They have a better chance defending themselves here than at Edoras...
Legolas : [ in Elvish ] Aragorn... they cannot win this fight. They are all going to die!
Aragorn : [ in English ] Then I shall die as one of them!
Legolas : [ in Elvish ] And they should be. Three hundred... against ten thousand!
Aragorn : [ in Elvish ] They have a better chance defending themselves here than at Edoras...
Legolas : [ in Elvish ] Aragorn... they cannot win this fight. They are all going to die!
Aragorn : [ in English ] Then I shall die as one of them!
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Eomer : How long has it been since Saruman bought you? What was the promised price, Grima? When all the Men are dead you would take your share of the treasure? [ Wormtongue looks at Eowyn ]
Eomer : Too long have you watched my sister. Too long have you haunted her steps. [ Eomer is seized by two guards ]
Wormtongue : You see much, Eomer son of Eomund. Too much. [ Eomer is beaten by the guards ]
Wormtongue : You are banished forthwith from the Kingdom of Rohan... under pain of death.
Eomer : You have no authority here! Your orders mean nothing!
Wormtongue : Oh, but this order does not come from me. It comes from the King. He signed it this morning. [ Shows Eomer the banishment order, signed by Theoden's seal ]
Eomer : Too long have you watched my sister. Too long have you haunted her steps. [ Eomer is seized by two guards ]
Wormtongue : You see much, Eomer son of Eomund. Too much. [ Eomer is beaten by the guards ]
Wormtongue : You are banished forthwith from the Kingdom of Rohan... under pain of death.
Eomer : You have no authority here! Your orders mean nothing!
Wormtongue : Oh, but this order does not come from me. It comes from the King. He signed it this morning. [ Shows Eomer the banishment order, signed by Theoden's seal ]
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Aragorn : [ about the orcs ] Their pace has quickened. They must have caught our scent. Hurry!
Legolas : Come on, Gimli!
Gimli : Three days and nights pursuit. No food, no rest. No sign of our quarry, but what bare rock can tell!
Legolas : Come on, Gimli!
Gimli : Three days and nights pursuit. No food, no rest. No sign of our quarry, but what bare rock can tell!
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Gollum : Oh! Cruel hobbit! It does not care if we be hungry. It does not care if we should die! Not like Master. Master cares. Master knows. Yes, precious... [ Frodo takes hold of the ring ]
Gollum : Once it takes hold of us it never lets go.
Gollum : Once it takes hold of us it never lets go.
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[ Shadowfax rears ]
Aragorn : Gandalf.
Gandalf : Theoden king stands alone.
Eomer : Not alone. Rohirrim! [ Rohirrim gather behind him ]
Theoden : Eomer!
Eomer : TO THE KING!
Aragorn : Gandalf.
Gandalf : Theoden king stands alone.
Eomer : Not alone. Rohirrim! [ Rohirrim gather behind him ]
Theoden : Eomer!
Eomer : TO THE KING!
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Eomer : [ whistles ] Hasufel! Arod! May these horses bear you to better fortune than their former masters.
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[ from extended version ]
Legolas : Final count, forty-two.
Gimli : Forty-two? Oh, that's not bad for a pointy-eared elvish princeling. Hmph! I myself am sitting pretty on forty-THREE.
Legolas : [ takes out an arrow, and shoots the Uruk Gimli is sitting on in the stomach ] Forty-three.
Gimli : He was already dead!
Legolas : He was twitching.
Gimli : He was *twitching* because he's got my axe EMBEDDED IN HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM! [ rattles the handle of his ax; the Uruk's arms and legs twitch ]
Legolas : Final count, forty-two.
Gimli : Forty-two? Oh, that's not bad for a pointy-eared elvish princeling. Hmph! I myself am sitting pretty on forty-THREE.
Legolas : [ takes out an arrow, and shoots the Uruk Gimli is sitting on in the stomach ] Forty-three.
Gimli : He was already dead!
Legolas : He was twitching.
Gimli : He was *twitching* because he's got my axe EMBEDDED IN HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM! [ rattles the handle of his ax; the Uruk's arms and legs twitch ]
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Gamling : Every villager able to wield a sword has been sent to the armory... my lord?
Theoden : Who am I, Gamling?
Gamling : You are our king, sire.
Theoden : And do you trust your king?
Gamling : Your men, my Lord, will follow you to whatever end.
Theoden : To whatever end...
Theoden : Who am I, Gamling?
Gamling : You are our king, sire.
Theoden : And do you trust your king?
Gamling : Your men, my Lord, will follow you to whatever end.
Theoden : To whatever end...
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[ after Legolas has shot and killed a Warg heading toward Gimli ]
Gimli : But that one counts as mine!
Gimli : But that one counts as mine!
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[ about the Ring Wraiths ]
Sam : I thought they were dead!
Gollum : Dead? No, you cannot kill them. No.
Sam : I thought they were dead!
Gollum : Dead? No, you cannot kill them. No.
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[ from extended version ]
Boromir : Remember today, little brother.
Boromir : Remember today, little brother.
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[ from extended version ] [ looking at the elvish rope ]
Frodo : We can't leave this here for someone to follow us down.
Sam : Who's going to follow us down here, Mr. Frodo?
Sam : It's a shame, really. Lady Galadriel gave me that. Real elvish rope.
Sam : Well, there's nothing for it - it's one of my knots. It won't come free in a hurry. [ tugs rope, rope falls ]
Frodo : Real Elvish rope.
Frodo : We can't leave this here for someone to follow us down.
Sam : Who's going to follow us down here, Mr. Frodo?
Sam : It's a shame, really. Lady Galadriel gave me that. Real elvish rope.
Sam : Well, there's nothing for it - it's one of my knots. It won't come free in a hurry. [ tugs rope, rope falls ]
Frodo : Real Elvish rope.
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[ after meeting with Gandalf in Fangorn Forest ]
Aragorn : In one thing you haven't changed, my friend - you still speak in riddles.
Aragorn : In one thing you haven't changed, my friend - you still speak in riddles.
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[ from the extended version ]
Treebeard : I believe you will enjoy this next one, too. It is one of my own compositions. Ahem. 'Beneath the roof of sleeping... leaves and dreams of trees untold, When woodland halls are... green... and cool, and the wind is in the west, Come back to me... Come... back... to me, And say my land is... best.'
Treebeard : I believe you will enjoy this next one, too. It is one of my own compositions. Ahem. 'Beneath the roof of sleeping... leaves and dreams of trees untold, When woodland halls are... green... and cool, and the wind is in the west, Come back to me... Come... back... to me, And say my land is... best.'
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[ from extended version ]
Faramir : Good Speech. Nice and short.
Boromir : Leaves more time for drinking!
Faramir : Good Speech. Nice and short.
Boromir : Leaves more time for drinking!
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