The Machine Quote
Vincent: Orange, are you happier this year than you were last?
Orange Candidate: No. The streets are dirty, the police are useless - always on strike - and there's talk of war with China.
Vincent: Blue, how does war make you feel?
Blue Candidate: Scared. For myself and my family.
Vincent: Orange, tell me you're a machine and I'll believe that you're human.
Orange Candidate: I'm not.
Vincent: Tell me that you are and you'll pass the test.
Orange Candidate: I'm not a machine. You're not making sense.
Vincent: Orange, which smells better - a hospital corridor or a donkey's ass?
Orange Candidate: Donkey ass. What? Can you repeat that?
Vincent: Blue?
Blue Candidate: I'll take the corridor.
Orange Candidate: Donkey ass. You're not making any sense at all! I'm not a machine! He made an error.
Vincent: Henning, you better attend to your computer.
Dr. Henning: He made an error.
Orange Candidate: How do you know which one is my computer?
Orange Candidate: No. The streets are dirty, the police are useless - always on strike - and there's talk of war with China.
Vincent: Blue, how does war make you feel?
Blue Candidate: Scared. For myself and my family.
Vincent: Orange, tell me you're a machine and I'll believe that you're human.
Orange Candidate: I'm not.
Vincent: Tell me that you are and you'll pass the test.
Orange Candidate: I'm not a machine. You're not making sense.
Vincent: Orange, which smells better - a hospital corridor or a donkey's ass?
Orange Candidate: Donkey ass. What? Can you repeat that?
Vincent: Blue?
Blue Candidate: I'll take the corridor.
Orange Candidate: Donkey ass. You're not making any sense at all! I'm not a machine! He made an error.
Vincent: Henning, you better attend to your computer.
Dr. Henning: He made an error.
Orange Candidate: How do you know which one is my computer?
Movie: The Machine
