The Man from U.N.C.L.E. Quotes
Barbara Waggoman: Did you have any trouble getting here?
Will Lockhart: No, we came from Laramie.
Barbara Waggoman: Oh, is that your home?
Will Lockhart: No, ma'am. No, I can't rightly say anyplace is my home.
Barbara Waggoman: Oh, but everybody should have a place to remember and feel they belong to.
Will Lockhart: Well, I-I always feel like I belong... where I am.
Will Lockhart: No, we came from Laramie.
Barbara Waggoman: Oh, is that your home?
Will Lockhart: No, ma'am. No, I can't rightly say anyplace is my home.
Barbara Waggoman: Oh, but everybody should have a place to remember and feel they belong to.
Will Lockhart: Well, I-I always feel like I belong... where I am.
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Chris Boldt: Well, you strike me as a man that's looking for something and willing to pay for it.
Will Lockhart: Well, that depends upon what the information is and who's selling it.
Chris Boldt: Well, I ain't got no references. But anybody can tell you that Chris Boldt is a man not to be trusted. That means nobody's secrets are sacred with me.
Will Lockhart: Uh, huh. And just who were you figuring on selling out?
Chris Boldt: You just name 'em!
Will Lockhart: It wouldn't be *me*, would it?
Will Lockhart: Well, that depends upon what the information is and who's selling it.
Chris Boldt: Well, I ain't got no references. But anybody can tell you that Chris Boldt is a man not to be trusted. That means nobody's secrets are sacred with me.
Will Lockhart: Uh, huh. And just who were you figuring on selling out?
Chris Boldt: You just name 'em!
Will Lockhart: It wouldn't be *me*, would it?
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Napoleon Solo: [calling on the intercom] Illya, we have a situation here that needs your special talents. Are you free?
Illya Kuryakin: [from intercom] No man is free who works for a living. But, I'm available.
Illya Kuryakin: [from intercom] No man is free who works for a living. But, I'm available.
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Sir John Raleigh: [Pulls out old U.N.C.L.E. radio pen] Open Channel D.
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[Harrison is threatening to send Jessica away to a ladies' college]
Jessica Harrison: No! I won't go!
Harrison: [slaps Jessica] You're as deceitful as your mother.
Jessica Harrison: No! I won't go!
Harrison: [slaps Jessica] You're as deceitful as your mother.
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[last lines]
John Stroud: Carlos, I'll be back for you as soon as I can, son. I'm heading for San Jacinto. All right, Mr. Gage, let's get these wagons rolling.
John Gage: You heard what the man said. Let's get these wagons rolling!
Carlos: He'll come back, Miss Beth.
Beth Anders: I hope so, Carlos.
Carlos: So do I - for both of us.
John Stroud: Carlos, I'll be back for you as soon as I can, son. I'm heading for San Jacinto. All right, Mr. Gage, let's get these wagons rolling.
John Gage: You heard what the man said. Let's get these wagons rolling!
Carlos: He'll come back, Miss Beth.
Beth Anders: I hope so, Carlos.
Carlos: So do I - for both of us.
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Illya Kuryakin: [as Solo cracks a safe]Did you disable the alarm?
Napoleon Solo: There's no alarm on the 307. [alarm immediately begins wailing]
Illya Kuryakin: ...Loving your work, Cowboy.
Napoleon Solo: There's no alarm on the 307. [alarm immediately begins wailing]
Illya Kuryakin: ...Loving your work, Cowboy.
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[Solo and Kuryakin meet after spending a night in their hotel rooms] Napoleon Solo: [shows him electronic bugs]These. Are. Russian-made.
Illya Kuryakin: One moment. [leaves and returns]
Illya Kuryakin: [shows him electronic bugs]These. Are. American-made. And very low-tech.
Illya Kuryakin: One moment. [leaves and returns]
Illya Kuryakin: [shows him electronic bugs]These. Are. American-made. And very low-tech.
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Napoleon Solo: [telling Kuryakin to let himself get mugged]Take it like a pussy.
Illya Kuryakin: This is NOT the Russian way.
Illya Kuryakin: This is NOT the Russian way.
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Napoleon Solo: [seeing Illya grabbing the rear of their car]He's trying. To stop. The car.
Gaby Teller: We're struggling here. Why don't you take a shot at him?
Napoleon Solo: Somehow, it just doesn't seem like the right thing to do.
Gaby Teller: We're struggling here. Why don't you take a shot at him?
Napoleon Solo: Somehow, it just doesn't seem like the right thing to do.
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Illya Kuryakin: [about having to get mugged]A Russian architect would have fought them, a Russian agent would have killed them!
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Gaby Teller: [Illya checking tracker on Gaby's garter]What are you doing down there?
Illya Kuryakin: Trying not to get lost.
Illya Kuryakin: Trying not to get lost.
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Illya Kuryakin: [as Uncle Rudi is being electrocuted in the other room]Looks like he fixed the short.
Napoleon Solo: Damn. I left my jacket in the other room.
Napoleon Solo: Damn. I left my jacket in the other room.
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Waverly: For a special agent, you're not having a very special day, are you?
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Napoleon Solo: [to Kuryakin]Not very good at this whole subtlety thing, are you?
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[from trailer] Napoleon Solo: [to his driver]Are they still following us?... Is there one of them?... Is he looking at us?... Does he have just one hand on the steering wheel?... When you hear something that sounds like a gunshot, drive. [cue car chase]
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[last lines] Waverly: ...Oh, and you have a new codename. Rather a good one: UNCLE.
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Gaby Teller: About last night...
Illya Kuryakin: [smiles]I like my women strong.
Illya Kuryakin: [smiles]I like my women strong.
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[Kuryakin prepares a wardrobe for Gaby] Napoleon Solo: It won't match.
Illya Kuryakin: It doesn't have to match.
Illya Kuryakin: It doesn't have to match.
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Illya Kuryakin: Napoleon Solo, the CIA's most effective agent.
Napoleon Solo: Illya Kurakin: KGB, the youngest member to join and pass in three years.
Napoleon Solo: Illya Kurakin: KGB, the youngest member to join and pass in three years.
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Napoleon Solo: [to Gaby, after rolling down the window]Take another left through the window... after you.
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Victoria: So you're a thief, but you don't wear a mask.
Napoleon Solo: Sometimes, just not when I'm stealing things.
Napoleon Solo: Sometimes, just not when I'm stealing things.
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Uncle Rudi: I am a traditionalist, I will get the pliers. Have you anything to say?
Napoleon Solo: I never thought I'd be glad to see you.
Illya Kuryakin: [behind Rudi]You need help, Cowboy?
Napoleon Solo: I never thought I'd be glad to see you.
Illya Kuryakin: [behind Rudi]You need help, Cowboy?
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Illya Kuryakin: You're trembling...
Gaby Teller: That's because I'm scared!
Illya Kuryakin: It's going to be okay.
Gaby Teller: That's because I'm scared!
Illya Kuryakin: It's going to be okay.
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Napoleon Solo: I absolutely hated working with you, Peril.
Illya Kuryakin: You're a terrible spy, Cowboy.
Illya Kuryakin: You're a terrible spy, Cowboy.
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Napoleon Solo: [he and Gaby being pursued by an agent]Let's just hope he doesn't drive as quickly as he moves. [Kuryakin appears behind them]
Gaby Teller: Guess what? He does.
Gaby Teller: Guess what? He does.
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Illya Kuryakin: I was briefed on your criminal career. Your balls are on the end of a very long leash, held by a very short man.
Napoleon Solo: I wonder if it was your father's shame that gave you such drive... Or was it your mother's reputation? I understand that she was extremely popular amongst your father's friends...
Napoleon Solo: I wonder if it was your father's shame that gave you such drive... Or was it your mother's reputation? I understand that she was extremely popular amongst your father's friends...
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