The Man from U.N.C.L.E. Quotes
Napoleon Solo: You told me this was going to be a simple extraction.
Sanders: It should have been. I didn't ask you to light up half of East Berlin.
Napoleon Solo: They were waiting for me.
Sanders: Don't flatter yourself, they follow everybody.
Napoleon Solo: One of them who was waiting for me was barely human. You should've seen him run.
Sanders: Grow a spine, Solo. Contrary to what you think, we are not in with the haberdashery business.
Napoleon Solo: I don't think you understand. He tore the back off my car.
Sanders: Remind me, Solo, how long was your prison sentence. You owe me five more years. Now, I know that you've been taking care of yourself on the side. Wetting your beak, so to speak. We don't pay you enough to be able to put truffles in your rizzoto, Solo. But don't ever make the calamitous error of mistaking my deliberate short sightedness for blindness. Now you'll report for duty tomorrow morning nine a.m. sharp. And with a better attitude.
Sanders: It should have been. I didn't ask you to light up half of East Berlin.
Napoleon Solo: They were waiting for me.
Sanders: Don't flatter yourself, they follow everybody.
Napoleon Solo: One of them who was waiting for me was barely human. You should've seen him run.
Sanders: Grow a spine, Solo. Contrary to what you think, we are not in with the haberdashery business.
Napoleon Solo: I don't think you understand. He tore the back off my car.
Sanders: Remind me, Solo, how long was your prison sentence. You owe me five more years. Now, I know that you've been taking care of yourself on the side. Wetting your beak, so to speak. We don't pay you enough to be able to put truffles in your rizzoto, Solo. But don't ever make the calamitous error of mistaking my deliberate short sightedness for blindness. Now you'll report for duty tomorrow morning nine a.m. sharp. And with a better attitude.
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[a drunk Gaby annoys Illya] Illya Kuryakin: [to Gaby]Don't make me put you over my knee...
Gaby Teller: So you don't want to dance... but you do want to wrestle. [cut to Gaby and Illya fighting]
Gaby Teller: So you don't want to dance... but you do want to wrestle. [cut to Gaby and Illya fighting]
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Gaby Teller: America teaming up with Russia. That doesn't sound very friendly.
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Napoleon Solo: [about Kuryakin]We're working with the Russians. It doesn't get any more Russian than the Red Peril here!
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[after having had sex, Solo holds up a pair of shoes] Napoleon Solo: Do these belong to you or to me?
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[Illya tries to put a ring on Gaby] Gaby Teller: We may be engaged, but I'm my own woman! Besides, I don't have a ring! It was stolen, remember?
Illya Kuryakin: A good Russian husband would go out early and got his fiancÚe a new ring, as soon as he could.
Illya Kuryakin: A good Russian husband would go out early and got his fiancÚe a new ring, as soon as he could.
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Waverly: Thank you, gentlemen, for fouling up two years of hard work!
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Napoleon Solo: Don't go anywhere.
Uncle Rudi: [strapped in a chair]I'll be right here.
Uncle Rudi: [strapped in a chair]I'll be right here.
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Napoleon Solo: I'm here to help. Why don't you help me?
Gaby Teller: With what?
Napoleon Solo: If I have 15 minutes, we'd drink tea, eat biscuits. I talk, you laugh, and we'd be on our way. Unfortunately, I don't. So, my operators [gesturing out the window]
Napoleon Solo: , come with me now to a chic little hotel in West Berlin in less than an hour. Or, stay here and spend the night with the Russians, hang from a pipe having your toenails removed.
Gaby Teller: With what?
Napoleon Solo: If I have 15 minutes, we'd drink tea, eat biscuits. I talk, you laugh, and we'd be on our way. Unfortunately, I don't. So, my operators [gesturing out the window]
Napoleon Solo: , come with me now to a chic little hotel in West Berlin in less than an hour. Or, stay here and spend the night with the Russians, hang from a pipe having your toenails removed.
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Udo: What about my daughter?
Victoria: She'll be joining you shortly [shoots him]
Victoria: She'll be joining you shortly [shoots him]
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Napoleon Solo: [to Victoria over ship-to-ship radio]That warhead, although not nuclear, shouldn't have any trouble obliterating a medium-sized fishing boat. The aforementioned warhead launched... 45 seconds ago. Giving you about 30 seconds until impact. [her crew jumping the ocean]
Napoleon Solo: It won't trigger a nuclear warhead, as that requires fission. So, if you do want to make good on your vow, I suggestion you abandon ship immediately.
Napoleon Solo: [massive explosion]How's *that* for entertainment?
Napoleon Solo: It won't trigger a nuclear warhead, as that requires fission. So, if you do want to make good on your vow, I suggestion you abandon ship immediately.
Napoleon Solo: [massive explosion]How's *that* for entertainment?
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Uncle Rudi: Kodachrome. The colors are so real, you can almost taste it.
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Napoleon Solo: [Contacting Victoria's boat via radio]Diadema, this is Napoleon Solo. Hello Victoria. I suspect that you're already listening, so I'll give you this message directly: earlier today, I killed your husband. I'd like to report that he died honorably, courageously, and selflessly... but he didn't. Instead it was a rather pitiful affair involving tears, begging, and offers to trade anything - and indeed anyone - so I would spare his life.
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Gaby Teller: I'm not going back behind that wall. And when I'm done here, that's where they'll put me!
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Captain Smith: We're wasting our time. This isn't working.
Waverly: If you would just shut up, thank you very much, Captain.
Waverly: If you would just shut up, thank you very much, Captain.
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Illya Kuryakin: Why is there radiation suit in closet, in a satellite factor? [discovers a switch to a secret passage]
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Sanders: [In a public restroom, unzipping his fly to use the urinal]What I'm about to feed you, Solo, might taste a little bitter. Nevertheless, you're gonna have to swallow it.
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Desk Clerk: [Enters Napoleon's hotel room with bellhop carrying champagne bottle]Good evening, Mr. Deveny. With compliments of the hotel. I'm sorry, it should have been brought up earlier.
Napoleon Solo: Thank you very much.
Desk Clerk: Is there anything else I can do for you?
Napoleon Solo: That's a fine bottle of champagne. It'd be a shame to drink it alone.
Desk Clerk: [Unsure of what Napoleon means at first]Oh. I'm sorry Mr. Deveny, I'm still on duty.
Napoleon Solo: Pity.
Desk Clerk: But... my shift ends in five minutes.
Napoleon Solo: I'm sure there's something we can find to do for five minutes. [Desk clerk blushes]
Napoleon Solo: Thank you very much.
Desk Clerk: Is there anything else I can do for you?
Napoleon Solo: That's a fine bottle of champagne. It'd be a shame to drink it alone.
Desk Clerk: [Unsure of what Napoleon means at first]Oh. I'm sorry Mr. Deveny, I'm still on duty.
Napoleon Solo: Pity.
Desk Clerk: But... my shift ends in five minutes.
Napoleon Solo: I'm sure there's something we can find to do for five minutes. [Desk clerk blushes]
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Illya Kuryakin: [as Gaby is getting drunk and dancing]You're not in East German Chop Shop anymore!
Gaby Teller: Still no drink?
Illya Kuryakin: Don't make me put you over my knee!
Gaby Teller: So you don't want to dance, but you do want to wrestle.
Illya Kuryakin: No I did not say th- [Gaby rushes and tackles Illya]
Gaby Teller: Still no drink?
Illya Kuryakin: Don't make me put you over my knee!
Gaby Teller: So you don't want to dance, but you do want to wrestle.
Illya Kuryakin: No I did not say th- [Gaby rushes and tackles Illya]
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Desk Clerk: This time, I do need to go.
Napoleon Solo: That's disappointing. Just another five minutes?
Desk Clerk: I know your five minutes, Mr. Deveny.
Napoleon Solo: That's disappointing. Just another five minutes?
Desk Clerk: I know your five minutes, Mr. Deveny.
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