The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis Quotes
Dobie Gillis: [Dobie addressing Zelda while studying history] And now, the six wives of Henry VIII...
Maynard G. Krebs: Hey, ain't that the cat who looks like Captain Bligh?
Zelda Gilroy: Maynard, clam up!
Maynard G. Krebs: Yeah! And Captain Bligh - he looks like Charles Laughton! Hey, Zelda, you're 100% brain - you know everything - so how come all the history characters look like Charles Laughton?
Zelda Gilroy: Maynard!
Maynard G. Krebs: Abraham Lincoln is the spitting image of Raymond Massey. And Bela Lugosi - a dead ringer for Dracula!
Dobie Gillis: Maynard, come on now!
Maynard G. Krebs: And Charlton Heston - he looks like practically everybody!
Zelda Gilroy: [Shaking her fist] Maynard, I'll clobber you!
Maynard G. Krebs: And Fulton Ziggafoos! [Maynard lays down and puts a hat over his face]
Dobie Gillis: [Puzzled] Fulton Ziggafoos?
Maynard G. Krebs: Yeah, he looks like my Aunt Harriet.
Zelda Gilroy: [Exasperated] Dobie, we must press on, despite this dragging anchor.
Maynard G. Krebs: Like you're welcome.
Maynard G. Krebs: Hey, ain't that the cat who looks like Captain Bligh?
Zelda Gilroy: Maynard, clam up!
Maynard G. Krebs: Yeah! And Captain Bligh - he looks like Charles Laughton! Hey, Zelda, you're 100% brain - you know everything - so how come all the history characters look like Charles Laughton?
Zelda Gilroy: Maynard!
Maynard G. Krebs: Abraham Lincoln is the spitting image of Raymond Massey. And Bela Lugosi - a dead ringer for Dracula!
Dobie Gillis: Maynard, come on now!
Maynard G. Krebs: And Charlton Heston - he looks like practically everybody!
Zelda Gilroy: [Shaking her fist] Maynard, I'll clobber you!
Maynard G. Krebs: And Fulton Ziggafoos! [Maynard lays down and puts a hat over his face]
Dobie Gillis: [Puzzled] Fulton Ziggafoos?
Maynard G. Krebs: Yeah, he looks like my Aunt Harriet.
Zelda Gilroy: [Exasperated] Dobie, we must press on, despite this dragging anchor.
Maynard G. Krebs: Like you're welcome.
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Herbert T. Gillis: Doctor, just what kind of a doctor are you? A surgeon; eye, ear, nose and throat, what?
Dr. Imogene Burkhart: Oh, I'm a Ph.D. That's a doctor in philosophy.
Herbert T. Gillis: Oh, yeah, the kind of doctor who don't do nobody no good.
Dr. Imogene Burkhart: Oh, I'm a Ph.D. That's a doctor in philosophy.
Herbert T. Gillis: Oh, yeah, the kind of doctor who don't do nobody no good.
TV Show: The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis
Herbert T. Gillis: Son, is this the book you were looking for?
Dobie Gillis: Oh, yeah. Thanks, Dad. I don't know what I'd do without you.
Herbert T. Gillis: Yeah, neither do I, but just thinking about it has made my whole day.
Dobie Gillis: Oh, yeah. Thanks, Dad. I don't know what I'd do without you.
Herbert T. Gillis: Yeah, neither do I, but just thinking about it has made my whole day.
TV Show: The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis
Zelda Gilroy: [Addressing Dobie] I love you in a classroom, I love you anywhere. I love you indoors, outdoors, upstairs, downstairs, backwards, forwards, I love ya!
Maynard G. Krebs: How come?
Zelda Gilroy: How come what?
Maynard G. Krebs: How come you love him? He don't love you.
Zelda Gilroy: He will. I'll get him yet.
Maynard G. Krebs: So what do you do when you have him? I mean, he's kind of puny, ain't too bright, and he'll be bald before he's 30.
Dobie Gillis: Thanks a lot.
Maynard G. Krebs: Like you're welcome.
Zelda Gilroy: Don't you understand, Maynard? That's exactly why I love him. He's weak and bewildered and helpless. He needs me to guide his faltering feet.
Dobie Gillis: Zelda, please, won't you get off my back?
Zelda Gilroy: Never, poopsie.
Maynard G. Krebs: How come?
Zelda Gilroy: How come what?
Maynard G. Krebs: How come you love him? He don't love you.
Zelda Gilroy: He will. I'll get him yet.
Maynard G. Krebs: So what do you do when you have him? I mean, he's kind of puny, ain't too bright, and he'll be bald before he's 30.
Dobie Gillis: Thanks a lot.
Maynard G. Krebs: Like you're welcome.
Zelda Gilroy: Don't you understand, Maynard? That's exactly why I love him. He's weak and bewildered and helpless. He needs me to guide his faltering feet.
Dobie Gillis: Zelda, please, won't you get off my back?
Zelda Gilroy: Never, poopsie.
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[repeated line] [whenever anyone mentions work]
Maynard G. Krebs: WORK?
Maynard G. Krebs: WORK?
TV Show: The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis