The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis Quote

Dobie Gillis: [Dobie addressing Zelda while studying history] And now, the six wives of Henry VIII...
Maynard G. Krebs: Hey, ain't that the cat who looks like Captain Bligh?
Zelda Gilroy: Maynard, clam up!
Maynard G. Krebs: Yeah! And Captain Bligh - he looks like Charles Laughton! Hey, Zelda, you're 100% brain - you know everything - so how come all the history characters look like Charles Laughton?
Zelda Gilroy: Maynard!
Maynard G. Krebs: Abraham Lincoln is the spitting image of Raymond Massey. And Bela Lugosi - a dead ringer for Dracula!
Dobie Gillis: Maynard, come on now!
Maynard G. Krebs: And Charlton Heston - he looks like practically everybody!
Zelda Gilroy: [Shaking her fist] Maynard, I'll clobber you!
Maynard G. Krebs: And Fulton Ziggafoos! [Maynard lays down and puts a hat over his face]
Dobie Gillis: [Puzzled] Fulton Ziggafoos?
Maynard G. Krebs: Yeah, he looks like my Aunt Harriet.
Zelda Gilroy: [Exasperated] Dobie, we must press on, despite this dragging anchor.
Maynard G. Krebs: Like you're welcome.

TV Show: The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis

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