The Master of Disguise Quotes
Pistachio Disguisey: [as Gammy Num-Nums] Appraise this! [Slams "Nest in a Box on counter]
Art Dealer: It appears to be of 12th century Tuscan design...
Pistachio Disguisey: I knew it was old, you fool! Let me appraise you; you're an idiot. A complete and total idiot!
Art Dealer: It appears to be of 12th century Tuscan design...
Pistachio Disguisey: I knew it was old, you fool! Let me appraise you; you're an idiot. A complete and total idiot!
Movie: The Master of Disguise
Grandfather Disguisey: [walks outside after hearing crash] Ahh you're too young for the job. Go home and ask your mommy to change you're diaper.
Barney Baker: I don't wear a diaper.
Grandfather Disguisey: [laughs] Hey Pistachio! There's a talking baby out here!
Pistachio Disguisey: I want to see the talking baby coochy coochy coo! Brave Barney Baker nice to see you again!
Grandfather Disguisey: You know this baby?
Pistachio Disguisey: Yes, yes of course I do!
Barney Baker: Actually I was potty trained when I was two.
Pistachio Disguisey: Yes you are the conductor of the potty train!
Barney Baker: I don't wear a diaper.
Grandfather Disguisey: [laughs] Hey Pistachio! There's a talking baby out here!
Pistachio Disguisey: I want to see the talking baby coochy coochy coo! Brave Barney Baker nice to see you again!
Grandfather Disguisey: You know this baby?
Pistachio Disguisey: Yes, yes of course I do!
Barney Baker: Actually I was potty trained when I was two.
Pistachio Disguisey: Yes you are the conductor of the potty train!
Movie: The Master of Disguise
Jennifer: ...And now I believe that you can do anything.
Pistachio Disguisey: Ah! That's very nice but not exactly true, I... I can't turn mud into oatmeal, for example, I can't build a spaceship that will travel to Pluto...
Pistachio Disguisey: Ah! That's very nice but not exactly true, I... I can't turn mud into oatmeal, for example, I can't build a spaceship that will travel to Pluto...
Movie: The Master of Disguise
[From the trailer]
Pistachio Disguisey: [to a snake] Come get the cheese, buttercup.
Pistachio Disguisey: [to a snake] Come get the cheese, buttercup.
Movie: The Master of Disguise