The Matchbreaker Quote
[First lines] Sam: Why'd you breakup with her?
Ethan Cooper: Seven reasons actually. Number one, she doesn't vote.
Sam: Eh!
Ethan Cooper: Shh! Number two, she cheered for Bulgaria in the last Olympics.
Sam: Bulgarians don't even cheer for Bulgaria.
Ethan Cooper: Okay, so it was one Bulgarian and he was missing an arm.
Sam: The rest of the time she cheered for America?
Ethan Cooper: Yes.
Sam: Okay, that one's a stretch too. Look, why don't you just forget your seven reasons and admit that you only need one to talk yourself out of any girl.
Ethan Cooper: What's that?
Sam: That she's not Emily.
Ethan Cooper: Seven reasons actually. Number one, she doesn't vote.
Sam: Eh!
Ethan Cooper: Shh! Number two, she cheered for Bulgaria in the last Olympics.
Sam: Bulgarians don't even cheer for Bulgaria.
Ethan Cooper: Okay, so it was one Bulgarian and he was missing an arm.
Sam: The rest of the time she cheered for America?
Ethan Cooper: Yes.
Sam: Okay, that one's a stretch too. Look, why don't you just forget your seven reasons and admit that you only need one to talk yourself out of any girl.
Ethan Cooper: What's that?
Sam: That she's not Emily.
Movie: The Matchbreaker
