The Merry Maids of Madness Quotes
Beatrice: My mother would say that it wasn't the sandwich that was the issue... it was my timing.
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Olga: Tonight you will be blinded by passion.
Magda: Oooh! I bet it was that laxative you took earlier.
Magda: Oooh! I bet it was that laxative you took earlier.
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Nick Bottom: my humblest apologies, good madam. I saw the alabaster form of this fine maiden and mistook her for a unicorn and like Orion I was drawn to the thrill of the hunt.
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Kate: There's no gnome.
Tonya: Yes there is. His name is Gerald. He's a forest gnome but his passion is in wiring.
Kate: Holy crap.
Tonya: Yes there is. His name is Gerald. He's a forest gnome but his passion is in wiring.
Kate: Holy crap.
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Juliet: I'm just sure I'm never going to find love again.
Kate: How old are you?
Juliet: Eighteen.
Kate: You sad little bastard, you have no idea.
Kate: How old are you?
Juliet: Eighteen.
Kate: You sad little bastard, you have no idea.
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