The Monster Quotes
Nora Hall: It's hard to imagine. Carnivorous trees that move on their own roots.
Dr. Arthur Beecham: Not carnivorous. Omnivorous. All-devouring. Our bogey has no class at all. He'll eat anything, even other trees.
Bob Spaulding: What would create a monster like that?
Dr. Arthur Beecham: Antarctica. A place where the nights are six months long.
Dr. Arthur Beecham: Not carnivorous. Omnivorous. All-devouring. Our bogey has no class at all. He'll eat anything, even other trees.
Bob Spaulding: What would create a monster like that?
Dr. Arthur Beecham: Antarctica. A place where the nights are six months long.
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Prof. Arthur Flanders: No telling what went on inside of it. It's been gathering the secrets of time and space for billions of years.
Dave Miller: Billions of years? And how long have we to unlock its most important secrets? Three hours or three minutes?
Dave Miller: Billions of years? And how long have we to unlock its most important secrets? Three hours or three minutes?
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Purple Monster: You are Dr. Cyrus Layton. We've watched the progress of your work and have come to you for help. My own projectile, you see, has no provision for a return journey. I am anxious to see the plans for your jet plane.
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Rudy: You dropped your candy bar, E.J.
E.J.: It's his.
Rudy: It's yours now.
E.J.: Rudy!
Rudy: Eat.
E.J.: Rudy, I'm not gonna...
Rudy: Eat up! Then we'll call it a day.
E.J.: It's his.
Rudy: It's yours now.
E.J.: Rudy!
Rudy: Eat.
E.J.: Rudy, I'm not gonna...
Rudy: Eat up! Then we'll call it a day.
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Scary German Guy: [as Sean, Patrick, and Horace are leaving Scary German Guy's house] I expect you boys thought I was some kind of monster myself, mm? A vampire, perhaps? That's quite all right. But I am not, you know. If I were a vampire, then I wouldn't have a reflection...
[points to mirror, where he is clearly visible]
Scary German Guy: ... now would I?
Horace: Man, you sure know a lot about monsters.
Scary German Guy: Now that you mention it, I suppose I do.
[Scary German Guy closes door, revealing a concentration camp tattoo on his wrist]
[points to mirror, where he is clearly visible]
Scary German Guy: ... now would I?
Horace: Man, you sure know a lot about monsters.
Scary German Guy: Now that you mention it, I suppose I do.
[Scary German Guy closes door, revealing a concentration camp tattoo on his wrist]
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Scot Webster: [Screaming to Dr. Perry] You want my brain after I'm dead?
[He laughs hysterically]
Scot Webster: Help yourself, mister! Help yourself!
[He laughs hysterically]
Scot Webster: Help yourself, mister! Help yourself!
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Squatt: It was quite a showdown! I thought the Black Ranger was finished!
Lord Zedd: Yes... but as usual, his pathetic Power Friends came to his aid.
Lord Zedd: Yes... but as usual, his pathetic Power Friends came to his aid.
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Squatt: It was quite a showdown! I thought the Black Ranger was finished!
Lord Zedd: Yes... but as usual, his pathetic Power Friends came to his aid.
Lord Zedd: Yes... but as usual, his pathetic Power Friends came to his aid.
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Sylvia Lockwood: [Seeing a giant dragonfly at the window, she screams]
Professor Donald Blake: Don't open the door! It'll escape!
Sylvia Lockwood: Who cares?
Professor Donald Blake: I care! I want it!
Jimmy Flanders: Well, what is it?
Professor Donald Blake: I don't know! We'll find out when we catch it!
Professor Donald Blake: Don't open the door! It'll escape!
Sylvia Lockwood: Who cares?
Professor Donald Blake: I care! I want it!
Jimmy Flanders: Well, what is it?
Professor Donald Blake: I don't know! We'll find out when we catch it!
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Baron Victor Frankenstein aka Dr. Carl Victor: [after operating eyeballs onto the creature] Now, in approximately one hour, when the narcosis wears off... we shall see.
Simon Helder: [jokingly] Let's hope it's he who sees!
Baron Victor Frankenstein aka Dr. Carl Victor: ..."he who sees"?
Simon Helder: Sorry...
Baron Victor Frankenstein aka Dr. Carl Victor: [begins to laugh maniacally] "He who sees"! I like that!
Simon Helder: I didn't think it was that funny, I must say...
Simon Helder: [jokingly] Let's hope it's he who sees!
Baron Victor Frankenstein aka Dr. Carl Victor: ..."he who sees"?
Simon Helder: Sorry...
Baron Victor Frankenstein aka Dr. Carl Victor: [begins to laugh maniacally] "He who sees"! I like that!
Simon Helder: I didn't think it was that funny, I must say...
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Fred: There's been another murder.
Sturges, the Lighthouse Keeper: Who?
Fred: Kochek. We found his body this afternoon.
Sturges, the Lighthouse Keeper: He talked too much.
Sturges, the Lighthouse Keeper: Who?
Fred: Kochek. We found his body this afternoon.
Sturges, the Lighthouse Keeper: He talked too much.
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Joshua Daniels: Do you know what it's like to watch a friend die Doctor Lambaugh? It's like having a hot iron jammed into your heart... then twisted.
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Laura Barnes: There you go... all tied up and gagged... what's next?
Evie Pembroke: With a pillow... pillow
[muffled pleading]
Laura Barnes: With a pillow?
Evie Pembroke: Yes!
[giving frantic, muffled directions]
Laura Barnes: Evie, you're starting to scare me now.
Evie Pembroke: With a pillow... pillow
[muffled pleading]
Laura Barnes: With a pillow?
Evie Pembroke: Yes!
[giving frantic, muffled directions]
Laura Barnes: Evie, you're starting to scare me now.
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Marty Barnes: Listen to me, you're taking the whole thing way too far. You're tying women up and you're gagging them now! That's too far! What's next? I'm gonna come home one day and you're gonna be performing surgery on some girl?
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Milton The Monster: Over my dead body!
Professor Weirdo: [smirks] That's the most *intelligent* suggestion you've ever made!
Professor Weirdo: [smirks] That's the most *intelligent* suggestion you've ever made!
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Nora Hall: If that tree was planted at the warm springs, how did it get here?
Dr. Arthur Beecham: In plain English, it walked here.
Dr. Arthur Beecham: In plain English, it walked here.
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Patrick: Your not a virgin are you? No? What do you mean No?
Patrick's Sister: Well, Steve but he doesn't count.
Patrick: Doesn't Count?
Patrick's Sister: Well, Steve but he doesn't count.
Patrick: Doesn't Count?
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Shannon: For centuries the Blakes have been falling through trap doors, finding secret passageways, getting kidnapped, and getting caught in traps of our own creation. The Blakes have been famous for being-how should I put this?-accident prone.
Daphne: [as the gang looks at her] What?
Daphne: [as the gang looks at her] What?
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Shannon: For centuries the Blakes have been falling through trap doors, finding secret passageways, getting kidnapped, and getting caught in traps of our own creation. The Blakes have been famous for being-how should I put this?-accident prone.
Daphne: [as the gang looks at her] What?
Daphne: [as the gang looks at her] What?
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Shaggy: [talking to Scooby] Like, whoever heard such a ridiculous story? A 10-foot hairy monster with big feet and sharp teeth? Sounds like something out of a cartoon!
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Tommy: I thought we turned you into squash, Pumpkin Rapper!
Pumpkin Rapper: Maybe ya did / But it's time to get sad / 'Cause of Lord Zedd's power / We're back and we're bad
Pumpkin Rapper: Maybe ya did / But it's time to get sad / 'Cause of Lord Zedd's power / We're back and we're bad
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Tommy: I thought we turned you into squash, Pumpkin Rapper!
Pumpkin Rapper: Maybe ya did / But it's time to get sad / 'Cause of Lord Zedd's power / We're back and we're bad
Pumpkin Rapper: Maybe ya did / But it's time to get sad / 'Cause of Lord Zedd's power / We're back and we're bad
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[Opening voice over]
Steve Martin: This is Tokyo. Once a city of six million people. What has happened here was caused by a force which up until a few days ago was entirely beyond the scope of Man's imagination. Tokyo, a smoldering memorial to the unknown, an unknown which at this very moment still prevails and could at any time lash out with its terrible destruction anywhere else in the world. There were once many people here who could've told of what they saw... now there are only a few. My name is Steve Martin. I am a foreign correspondent for United World News. I was headed for an assignment in Cairo, when I stopped off in Tokyo for a social; but it turned out to be a visit to the living HELL of another world.
Steve Martin: This is Tokyo. Once a city of six million people. What has happened here was caused by a force which up until a few days ago was entirely beyond the scope of Man's imagination. Tokyo, a smoldering memorial to the unknown, an unknown which at this very moment still prevails and could at any time lash out with its terrible destruction anywhere else in the world. There were once many people here who could've told of what they saw... now there are only a few. My name is Steve Martin. I am a foreign correspondent for United World News. I was headed for an assignment in Cairo, when I stopped off in Tokyo for a social; but it turned out to be a visit to the living HELL of another world.
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Lizzy: My mom tells me there's no such thing as monsters. But she is wrong. They are out there, waiting for you... watching. They are in the dark... Sometimes where you see them... Sometimes where you don't. I know that now.
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