The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green Quotes
Juarez: I'm surprised you two decided to come. I know how you feel about Chester.
Hat Sister: Weddings are more important than anything.
Hat Sister: Yes, one needs to respect the institution, not that asshole entering into it.
Hat Sister: Weddings are more important than anything.
Hat Sister: Yes, one needs to respect the institution, not that asshole entering into it.
Movie: The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green
Punch Epstein: Hey. No offense, I despise small talk. My name's Punch. I'm a sensitive, globally aware kind of guy who's horny 24 hours a day. My likes are dick, dick, and more dick. My pet peeves are rainy days, cum stains on new shirts and people who eat bananas with their mouths open. It makes that squishy noise, you know? That's a whole evening of small talk right there.
Movie: The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green
Punch Epstein: You don't have a cell phone, do you?
Ethan Green: No.
Punch Epstein: Oh my God, that is so hot! A gay guy without a cell phone.
Ethan Green: No.
Punch Epstein: Oh my God, that is so hot! A gay guy without a cell phone.
Movie: The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green