The Muppet Christmas Carol Quotes
Ebenezer Scrooge: What right have you to be merry? You're poor enough.
Fred: What right have you to be dismal? You're rich enough.
Rizzo the Rat: He's got 'im there. The old boy's speechless!
Ebenezer Scrooge: If I could work my will, every idiot who goes around with "a Merry Christmas" on his lips would be cooked with his own turkey and buried with a stake of holly through his heart!
Rizzo the Rat: Well, not quite speechless.
Fred: What right have you to be dismal? You're rich enough.
Rizzo the Rat: He's got 'im there. The old boy's speechless!
Ebenezer Scrooge: If I could work my will, every idiot who goes around with "a Merry Christmas" on his lips would be cooked with his own turkey and buried with a stake of holly through his heart!
Rizzo the Rat: Well, not quite speechless.
Movie: The Muppet Christmas Carol
Ebenezer Scrooge: What business has brought you here?
Ghost of Christmas Past: Your welfare.
Ebenezer Scrooge: Heh, a night's unbroken rest might aid my welfare.
Ghost of Christmas Past: Your salvation, then.
Ghost of Christmas Past: Your welfare.
Ebenezer Scrooge: Heh, a night's unbroken rest might aid my welfare.
Ghost of Christmas Past: Your salvation, then.
Movie: The Muppet Christmas Carol
Ebenezer Scrooge: You're a little absent-minded, spirit.
Ghost of Christmas Present: No, I am a LARGE absent-minded spirit.
Ghost of Christmas Present: No, I am a LARGE absent-minded spirit.
Movie: The Muppet Christmas Carol
Lew Zealand: It's the boomerang fish. Guaranteed fresh. I throw the fish A-WAY... and it comes back to me. Get 'em while they're fresh.
Movie: The Muppet Christmas Carol
Mrs. Dilbert: I've got his blankets.
Old Joe: [taking the blankets] Why, Mrs. Dilbert, they're still warm. I don't pay extra for the warmth, you know.
Mrs. Dilbert: You should. It's the only warmth he ever had.
Old Joe: [taking the blankets] Why, Mrs. Dilbert, they're still warm. I don't pay extra for the warmth, you know.
Mrs. Dilbert: You should. It's the only warmth he ever had.
Movie: The Muppet Christmas Carol
Robert Marley: We were always heckling you.
Jacob Marley: It's good to be heckling again.
Robert Marley: It's good to be doing anything again.
Jacob Marley: It's good to be heckling again.
Robert Marley: It's good to be doing anything again.
Movie: The Muppet Christmas Carol