The Muppet Show Quotes
- I guess we'll never know
- It's like a kind of torture...
- (in unison) ...to have to watch this show!
- It's like a kind of torture...
- (in unison) ...to have to watch this show!
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- Here. Can you tell anything about me from this?
- Yeah, you've got a round shape, and you're full of hot air.
- [balloon slips out of Waldorf's fingers and whirls around losing air]
- Yeah, you've got a round shape, and you're full of hot air.
- [balloon slips out of Waldorf's fingers and whirls around losing air]
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- Oh, yes. Someone must have told them that it's harder to hit a moving target.
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- That was the speech?
- It was dumb.
- It was obvious.
- It was pointless.
- It was...Short.
- [unison] I loved it!
- It was dumb.
- It was obvious.
- It was pointless.
- It was...Short.
- [unison] I loved it!
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- Boooo!
- That was the worst thing I ever heard!
- It was terrible!
- Horrendous!
- Well, it wasn't that bad.
- Oh yeah?
- There were parts of it I liked.
- Yeah, I liked a lot of it.
- Yeah, it was good, actually.
- It was great!
- It's wonderful!
- Ah, bravo!
- More!
- More!
- More!
- More!
- That was the worst thing I ever heard!
- It was terrible!
- Horrendous!
- Well, it wasn't that bad.
- Oh yeah?
- There were parts of it I liked.
- Yeah, I liked a lot of it.
- Yeah, it was good, actually.
- It was great!
- It's wonderful!
- Ah, bravo!
- More!
- More!
- More!
- More!
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- Maybe Gonzo should quit while he's ahead.
- Gonzo should quit while he's alive!
- Gonzo should quit while he's alive!
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- No thank you, I don't want to eat.
- I said beat! Why don't you turn up your hearing aid?
- There's going to be a raid? Let's get out of here!
- I said beat! Why don't you turn up your hearing aid?
- There's going to be a raid? Let's get out of here!
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- It’s either this show or indigestion. I hope it’s indigestion.
- Why?
- It’ll get better in a little while.
- Why?
- It’ll get better in a little while.
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- Yeah. I can think of some other people I’d rather see leave this show.
- Who?
- Me!
- Who?
- Me!
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- I love French fries.
- French fries? I don’t get that.
- You didn’t order any!
- French fries? I don’t get that.
- You didn’t order any!
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