The Muppet Show Quotes
- I should say so. So many of these songs are long and boring.
- Yes, they finally managed one short and boring!
- Does that mean they’re getting better or worse?
- Yes, they finally managed one short and boring!
- Does that mean they’re getting better or worse?
TV Show: The Muppet Show
Statler: What's your opening act? A Chinese Gorilla dancing ballet?
*both laugh, Kermit looks uncomfortable*
Kermit: [to off-stage] Er, cancel the opening act.
*A Gorilla in a ballet costume walks across the stage complaining loudly in Chinese*
*both laugh, Kermit looks uncomfortable*
Kermit: [to off-stage] Er, cancel the opening act.
*A Gorilla in a ballet costume walks across the stage complaining loudly in Chinese*
TV Show: The Muppet Show
(Cast)
It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Muppets
On the Muppet Show tonight
It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Muppets
On the Muppet Show tonight
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It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain
On the Muppet Show tonight
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain
On the Muppet Show tonight
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(Kermit)
To introduce our guest star
Is what I'm here to do
So it really makes me happy
To introduce to you...
To introduce our guest star
Is what I'm here to do
So it really makes me happy
To introduce to you...
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(Statler & Waldorf) [optional verse]
Why do we always come here
I guess we'll never know
It's quite a kind of torture
To have to watch this show
Why do we always come here
I guess we'll never know
It's quite a kind of torture
To have to watch this show
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(Cast)
And now let's things started
Why don't we get things started
It's time to get things started
On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show
And now let's things started
Why don't we get things started
It's time to get things started
On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show
TV Show: The Muppet Show