The Muppets Quote
Kermit the Frog: [from archive footage]It's The Muppet Show, with our very special guest star, Mr. Steve Martin!
Walter: I found them - [Walter gasps]
Walter: - The Muppets.
Walter: [the Muppet Show's theme plays in the background]I guess you could say I was their number one fan.
Walter: [Walter opens his birthday present]Oh, Gary, it's an entire map of the Muppet Studios.
Walter: [Walter shakes the present before opening it, and then he gasps to discover a watch with Kermit the Frog's face on it]And they made all the difference.
Walter: [a kid says 'Trick or Treat!']Because from then on...
Gary Age 13: Hey, guys.
Laughing Kid ,
Laughing Kid ,
Laughing Kid: Oh, hey, Gary. Hey.
Walter: [Walter is wearing a Kermit costume]Hi-ho, guys. Yay!
Laughing Kid ,
Laughing Kid ,
Laughing Kid: [the trick-or-treaters laugh at Walter]Is that Kermit the Frog? What is this, 1978?
Walter: Even on the worst days, I knew... that as the years passed...
Kermit the Frog: [archived footage]Cancel that last remark...
Walter: As long as there are singing frogs and joking bears... [Walter and Gary laugh as they watch reruns of The Muppet Show on VHS cassette]
Walter: Swedish chefs and boomerang fish, the world can be such a bad place after all.
Walter: I found them - [Walter gasps]
Walter: - The Muppets.
Walter: [the Muppet Show's theme plays in the background]I guess you could say I was their number one fan.
Walter: [Walter opens his birthday present]Oh, Gary, it's an entire map of the Muppet Studios.
Walter: [Walter shakes the present before opening it, and then he gasps to discover a watch with Kermit the Frog's face on it]And they made all the difference.
Walter: [a kid says 'Trick or Treat!']Because from then on...
Gary Age 13: Hey, guys.
Laughing Kid ,
Laughing Kid ,
Laughing Kid: Oh, hey, Gary. Hey.
Walter: [Walter is wearing a Kermit costume]Hi-ho, guys. Yay!
Laughing Kid ,
Laughing Kid ,
Laughing Kid: [the trick-or-treaters laugh at Walter]Is that Kermit the Frog? What is this, 1978?
Walter: Even on the worst days, I knew... that as the years passed...
Kermit the Frog: [archived footage]Cancel that last remark...
Walter: As long as there are singing frogs and joking bears... [Walter and Gary laugh as they watch reruns of The Muppet Show on VHS cassette]
Walter: Swedish chefs and boomerang fish, the world can be such a bad place after all.
Movie: The Muppets
