The Muppets Quotes

[repeated line]Tex Richman: Maniacal laugh... maniacal laugh...

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Animal: No drums! No drums! Jack Black said no drums!

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Fozzie Moopet: Yo, what the waka, man?

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TV Executive: No.
TV Executive: No.
TV Executive: Lo siento, pero no.
Kermit the Frog: [excited]Oh, you hear that, guys? [the Muppets cheer]
TV Executive: That means no.
Kermit the Frog: Oh.

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Fozzie Bear: I went to this bad sea food place the other day. Yeah, it was so bad, the catch of the day was salmon-ella! [No one laughs]
Jack Black: [in pain]That joke is so 50 years old. [the audience laughs]

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Bobo: Are we working for the bad guy?

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Scooter: [to the audience while imagining them naked]You are all naked!

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Sam Eagle: Hello.
Rowlf: Hello.
Link Hogthrob: Hello.
Beaker: Mee-Meep. [sees an ax in his own hands, freaks out a bit while getting rid of it to grab a hairdryer]
Beaker: Mee-Meep.
Rowlf
Sam Eagle
Link Hogthrob
Beaker: Hello.

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Jack Black: [after Rowlf, Sam, Link & Beaker remove towels from his head that is the size of a tennis ball]It was getting hot in there. What's going on? Why is my body so big? and what happened to my voice? It sound like a chipmunk! Wait a second, did you guys shrink my head?

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Gary: Mary, will you marry me?
Mary: [She looks stunned, then looks at the camera and puts her hands out to each side]Mahna-mahna!

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Uncle Deadly: How charming, a finale.

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Swedish Chef: No masken?
Miss Piggy: No Masken.

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Bobo: [singing]Together again. [Deadly joins in]
Bobo
Uncle Deadly: Gee, it's good to be...
Tex Richman: [cuts them off]NO SINGING IN MY OFFICE!

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Fozzie Bear: [under his breath to remind Kermit]Evil oil baron.

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Hobo Joe: Why does everybody forget about Hobo Joe?

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Rowlf: [singing]An Albino.
Sam Eagle: [singing]A Mosquito.
Beaker: [singing]Mee-mee-mee-mo.

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Miss Poogy: Fozzie! What the heck are you doing, hibernating? Next show starts in thirty seconds. We hired you and we can fire you, so get your butt in here, now!
Fozzie Bear: [to Kermit about them]They terrify me. Let's go.

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Jack Black: [after punching Gary]That's my trigger word, too.
Moderator: Jack, we talked about this on Tuesday.
Jack Black: Tuesday's another one of my TRIGGER WORDS! [punches a classmate]
Moderator: I DON'T THINK SO! [punches Jack Black]
Moderator: Sorry.

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Jack Black: Go, Animal! Be free! But, remember, no drumming!

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Neil Patrick Harris: [during the telethon]How come I'm not hosting this?

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Kermit the Frog: Do what I do: Imagine the audience naked.

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Tex Richman: A hard, cynical act for a hard, cynical world.

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[singing]Walter: Am I a Muppet, or am I a man? If I'm a man, that makes me a Muppet of a man.

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Miss Poogy: Told ya I'd be back. Well now I am... BACK!

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Kermit the Frog: Jack Black's got nothing.

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Walter: Kermit, you're my hero. You're on my watch.

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Kermit the Frog: [singing]Was there more I could have said?/Now they're only pictures in my head/That's why my green is feeling gray/Even frogs have rainy days

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Miss Piggy's Receptionist: Miss Piggy?
Miss Piggy: [as she's eating a doughnut]What? Can't you see that I'm busy?

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Marvin Suggs: [singing]The movie's almost over, it's time to say So long.
Tex Richman: Will you please stop singing? You've already sung this song.

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Walter: Either way, we've got to find Kermit! He'll know what to do.
Mary: How do we find Kermit? Nobody's seen him in years. [Gary, Mary, and Walter pass a man selling Hot Star Maps in front of Pink's Hot Dogs]
Walter: [gasp]Wait, stop the car! I have an idea. [cut to the trio eating some chili dogs]
Gary: These are delicious! Great idea, Walter.

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