The New 3 Stooges Quotes

Larry: Who's that?
Moe: I'm Peter Panic from Never Nervous Land. [Nana barks and scares him off, but he returns]
Moe: What's that?
Larry: That's my nice Nana, short for Banana.

Movie: The New 3 Stooges
Moe: Take the wheel.
Curly-Joe: Okay. [Curly Joe mistakes Moe's words and takes out the steering wheel, steering wheel column and all]
Curly-Joe: I got it
Moe: Stupit, put that back in the car! [Hits Curly Joe]
Curly-Joe: [muttering] Why can't you make up your mind?

Movie: The New 3 Stooges
Moe: Boy it's not easy to get a diploma for dentistry. Three whole weeks I have to study! By mail!
Larry: Wait a minute, and that's just a license to practice dentistry!
Moe: Oh I'll get my practice alright. Curly-Joe, you be my nurse.
Curly-Joe: And a very pretty one, too...
Moe: And YOU be my patient.
Larry: No way. You're not gonna practice on me, Moe. Absolutely, positively, *NO!* [Re-enters with Curly-Joe dressed as a woman pushing him into the dentist office]
Larry: Can't we talk this over?

Movie: The New 3 Stooges