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The New Addams Family Quotes

Uncle Fester: Don't step on Kitty Kat's tail.
Mikey: Do I look like the kind of guy who'd step on Kitty Kat's tail? [leaves, Kitty Kat roars and Mikey returns terrified and his clothes torn]
Uncle Fester: You stepped on Kitty Kat's tail.

Movie: The New Addams Family
[discussing how Gomez and Morticia have such a happy relationship]
Uncle Fester: How do you and Morticia do it?
Gomez Addams: Never go to bed angry... or on fire.

Movie: The New Addams Family
[Gomez takes Morticia's hands as they look at each other affectionately]
Gomez Addams: I'd climb the highest mountain. I'd swim the deepest ocean. [glances back at Vlad]
Gomez Addams: I'd go shopping in a mall! [Vlad is appalled, Morticia is flattered]
Gomez Addams: For Morticia.

Movie: The New Addams Family