The Night Before Quotes
Father Mouse: Albert.
Albert: Yes, Father.
Father Mouse: We need to talk.
Albert: I said, "Yes, Father".
Father Mouse: "Yes, Father", what?
Albert: I wrote the letter. My friends and I, that is. "All of us".
Albert: Yes, Father.
Father Mouse: We need to talk.
Albert: I said, "Yes, Father".
Father Mouse: "Yes, Father", what?
Albert: I wrote the letter. My friends and I, that is. "All of us".
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Father Mouse: You believe in Santa?
Albert: I don't know. I don't know. But I've learned I still got a lot to learn.
Albert: I don't know. I don't know. But I've learned I still got a lot to learn.
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Winston: [to rock band at club. Winston is wearing the sunglasses he found in the bathroom] Excuse me, are you gonna talk or are you gonna rock?
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Winston: Hey, you want to dance?
Tara: What I want, Winston, is I want OUT of here and I want out NOW!
Winston: Why? Don't you know how to dance?
Tara: What I want, Winston, is I want OUT of here and I want out NOW!
Winston: Why? Don't you know how to dance?
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Winston: [posturing, trying to look tough] Yeah, I'm looking for this guy named Cueball. You know where he lives?
Newsie: [spits on the sidewalk, in disdain] Who wants to know?
Winston: [spits, weakly] Tito.
Newsie: [demeanor changes to cheerful compliance] Oh, uh... ground floor, first door on the right.
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Winston: [to rock band at club. Winston is wearing the sunglasses he found in the bathroom] Excuse me, are you gonna talk or are you gonna rock?
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Winston: [tries to untie Tara] What have you got to wear?
Tara: All I've got is a tube-top and a mini-skirt.
Winston: It's *better* than nothing!
Tara: Winston, tube-tops are out, and the mini-skirt is vinyl.
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Winston: Did anything happen to you?
Tara: Well, let's see. I was kidnapped, they stole my dress and I was driven over here in the trunk of a car. Did you mean besides that?
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Winston: Hey, give me a break here!
Tara: Gee, am I overreacting? Well, I guess being sold into prostitution has made me a little edgy; or maybe it's the thought of almost losing my virtue to the Goodyear blimp - and then again it could be simply the sleazy feeling of vinyl against my skin.
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Winston: Hey, you want to dance?
Tara: What I want, Winston, is I want OUT of here and I want out NOW!
Winston: Why? Don't you know how to dance?
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Winston: I was supposed to have her home by midnight, and instead, I sold her to a pimp!
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Winston: You know what you are? YOU are an egotistical, self-centered, little BRAT!
Tara: That's terrific! [Bumps into guy on stairway]
Tara: Excuse me, sir. Now if you'll both pardon me, sir. Do you win over a lot of girls this way, Winston? [Still can't get past the guy]
Tara: I'm sorry, sir, we'll be out of your way in just one moment.
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Tara: Danger? Oh, danger! Well, I shudder to think what the vice president of the astronomy club would call DANGER - what did you do, jaywalk or something?
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Lisa: You took Tara into a SEWER?
Winston: Yeah, only for a couple of seconds.
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[Isaac is running out of the church after vomiting] Isaac: WE DID NOT KILL JESUS! WE DID NOT KILL JESUS!
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James Franco: [texting]You said you've never sucked a dick before. But tonight you're gonna.
Isaac: [thinking]Man I guess that settles it. Isaac Greenberg is sucking his first dick tonight!
Isaac: [thinking]Man I guess that settles it. Isaac Greenberg is sucking his first dick tonight!
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Betsy: You have been such a ROCK throughout this whole pregnancy. You are like my DWAYNE JOHNSON.
Isaac: Thank you!
Isaac: Thank you!
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