The Oblongs Quotes
Milo: I'm trying to find Helga's parents on the internet, but I keep getting distracted by porn.
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Helga: Oh my...you're giving me the vapors!
Milo: I've smelled your vapors...and that's my cue, SEE YA!
Milo: I've smelled your vapors...and that's my cue, SEE YA!
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Peggy: I can't wait to get back to school and resume learning!
Helga: I can't wait till you drown in your saliva.
Susie: Drowning is my third favorite way to die. But, they are all good.
Helga: I can't wait till you drown in your saliva.
Susie: Drowning is my third favorite way to die. But, they are all good.
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Bob: [to Milo] Son, you know you're forbidden to handle anything sharper than a boiled egg!
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Yyvette: All get for the incinerated. In griefs to him.
P.A.: Negative. Not cost-effective. Terminate self.
Yyvette: Aw, crap. [powders to ashes]
P.A.: Negative. Not cost-effective. Terminate self.
Yyvette: Aw, crap. [powders to ashes]
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Pristine: Pickles, fabulous to see you! Love your hair, where'd you buy it?
Pickles: Off some whore. I think it was your mother.
Pristine: Well, gotta run. I don't want my daughter and her friends exposed to a drunken hose-bag. Oh, my gosh, did I say that out loud?
Pickles: Off some whore. I think it was your mother.
Pristine: Well, gotta run. I don't want my daughter and her friends exposed to a drunken hose-bag. Oh, my gosh, did I say that out loud?
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Pickles: Beth, honey, nobody likes a tattletale.
Bob: I do. They're an essential part of any family. You keep right on tattling, sweetie pie.
Beth: Daddy has a magazine with naked ladies hugging.
Bob: Ehh, criminy.
Bob: I do. They're an essential part of any family. You keep right on tattling, sweetie pie.
Beth: Daddy has a magazine with naked ladies hugging.
Bob: Ehh, criminy.
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Milo: What are you doing?
Pickles: Burying beer. Ah crud, that means I drank gopher poison.
Pickles: Burying beer. Ah crud, that means I drank gopher poison.
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Milo: Dear God or God-like figure; when I wake up, please make Scottie all better. Look around. You owe me.
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Biff: [referring to Scottie] What's wrong with him?
Bob: He's a narcoleptic.
Chip: An undercover drug agent?
Bob: Uh, sure, fine. Run.
Bob: He's a narcoleptic.
Chip: An undercover drug agent?
Bob: Uh, sure, fine. Run.
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Bob: [about Mrs. Hubbard] Good lord. That old biddy is nuts.
Pickles: Bob, she's right here.
Pickles: Bob, she's right here.
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Peggy: Hip-hip-hello Helga! Milo sent me!
Helga: He told our secret?! [In a demonic voice, she goes berserk and says something about the devil in Latin]
Helga: He told our secret?! [In a demonic voice, she goes berserk and says something about the devil in Latin]
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Helga: You're going to leave me aren't you? Everyone I care about leaves me!! [sobs loudly]
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Helga: [About eating wedding cake] I get all my major color food groups. Red, White,... mostly white.
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Milo: So what's going on after school?
Susie: Well, there was a murder on my street and the chalk outline is still there. We can play hopscotch.
[Helga runs in]
Helga: He already has plans, you ho!
Susie: Whoa, easy.
Helga: I don't like you two hussies macking on my man.
Peggy: [Peggy does the finger wave] Oh no she didn't just call me a ho!
Susie: Well, there was a murder on my street and the chalk outline is still there. We can play hopscotch.
[Helga runs in]
Helga: He already has plans, you ho!
Susie: Whoa, easy.
Helga: I don't like you two hussies macking on my man.
Peggy: [Peggy does the finger wave] Oh no she didn't just call me a ho!
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Mrs. Hubbard: All the children need is the Good Book and what's in it.
[Mrs. Hubbard places the Bible down, opens it and takes out a gun]
Mrs. Hubbard: Behold: the Piece of the Lord.
[Mrs. Hubbard accidentally fires the pistol]
Mrs. Hubbard: Sorry.
[Mrs. Hubbard places the Bible down, opens it and takes out a gun]
Mrs. Hubbard: Behold: the Piece of the Lord.
[Mrs. Hubbard accidentally fires the pistol]
Mrs. Hubbard: Sorry.
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Milo: Wait, you can't arrest her. Her parents abandoned her. She just needs love.
Sheriff: What she needs is a salad.
Sheriff: What she needs is a salad.
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Bob: Pickles is right. Milo has too much sense to take drugs.
Milo: Wow, I've never seen so much crack. [cut to shot of Milo looking at Mikey's butt]
Milo: Wow, I've never seen so much crack. [cut to shot of Milo looking at Mikey's butt]
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