The Odd Couple Quote

Felix Ungar: What freeway are we supposed to be on?
Oscar Madison: The 405.
Felix Ungar: I think that sign back there said 101.
Oscar Madison: If you didn't have the brains to pee back at the airport, how could you possibly read that sign?
Felix Ungar: Reading and peeing are two different things!
Oscar Madison: At your age you're lucky you can do either one.

TV Show: The Odd Couple

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