The Peanuts Movie Quotes
Little Red-Haired Girl: Oh, hi, Charlie Brown.
Charlie Brown: You remembered my name?
Little Red-Haired Girl: Of course I did.
Charlie Brown: Before you leave, there's something I really need to know. Why, out of all the kids in our class, would you want to be partners with me?
Little Red-Haired Girl: That's easy. It's because I've seen the type of person you are.
Charlie Brown: An insecure, wishy-washy failure?
Little Red-Haired Girl: That's not who you are at all. I like the compassion you showed for your sister at the talent show. The honesty you had at the assembly. And at the dance, you were brave and funny. And what you did for me, doing the book report while I was away, was so sweet of you. So when I look at you, I don't see a failure at all. You have all the qualities I admire. [bus horn honks]
Little Red-Haired Girl: Sorry, I have to go now.
Charlie Brown: Wait. [gives her her pencil]
Charlie Brown: I think this belongs to you.
Little Red-Haired Girl: Oh, thank you! I've been looking everywhere for this! [gets on the bus]
Little Red-Haired Girl: I'll write to you, pen pal.
Charlie Brown: You remembered my name?
Little Red-Haired Girl: Of course I did.
Charlie Brown: Before you leave, there's something I really need to know. Why, out of all the kids in our class, would you want to be partners with me?
Little Red-Haired Girl: That's easy. It's because I've seen the type of person you are.
Charlie Brown: An insecure, wishy-washy failure?
Little Red-Haired Girl: That's not who you are at all. I like the compassion you showed for your sister at the talent show. The honesty you had at the assembly. And at the dance, you were brave and funny. And what you did for me, doing the book report while I was away, was so sweet of you. So when I look at you, I don't see a failure at all. You have all the qualities I admire. [bus horn honks]
Little Red-Haired Girl: Sorry, I have to go now.
Charlie Brown: Wait. [gives her her pencil]
Charlie Brown: I think this belongs to you.
Little Red-Haired Girl: Oh, thank you! I've been looking everywhere for this! [gets on the bus]
Little Red-Haired Girl: I'll write to you, pen pal.
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Charlie Brown: You've got to help me, Linus! I'm not sure I can handle being partners with the Little Red-Haired Girl! How will I support her? I can't afford a mortgage! What if I'm put into escrow?
Linus: Charlie Brown, you're the only person I know who can turn a book report into a lifelong commitment.
Linus: Charlie Brown, you're the only person I know who can turn a book report into a lifelong commitment.
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Little Kid: [stammering]What are you in for? [he scoots away]
Charlie Brown: Have you ever had that feeling when you can't stop smiling?
Little Kid: Huh?
Charlie Brown: Your heart pounds inside your chest? You try to stand, but your knees become weak? [he falls; the little kid gasps]
Charlie Brown: And then that Little Red-Haired Girl glances at you [he starts to float up, surrounded by hearts]
Little Kid: Whoa!
Charlie Brown: And all of life's possibilities become so clear. And then you realize... [he falls back into the chair]
Little Kid: [flies out of his chair and falls on the scale]Ah!
Charlie Brown: ...she has no idea you're alive.
Nurse: Wah wah wah?
Charlie Brown: Why am I here? [he sighs]
Charlie Brown: Because I just came down with a serious case of inadequacy.
Charlie Brown: Have you ever had that feeling when you can't stop smiling?
Little Kid: Huh?
Charlie Brown: Your heart pounds inside your chest? You try to stand, but your knees become weak? [he falls; the little kid gasps]
Charlie Brown: And then that Little Red-Haired Girl glances at you [he starts to float up, surrounded by hearts]
Little Kid: Whoa!
Charlie Brown: And all of life's possibilities become so clear. And then you realize... [he falls back into the chair]
Little Kid: [flies out of his chair and falls on the scale]Ah!
Charlie Brown: ...she has no idea you're alive.
Nurse: Wah wah wah?
Charlie Brown: Why am I here? [he sighs]
Charlie Brown: Because I just came down with a serious case of inadequacy.
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Charlie Brown: Whenever I feel really alone, I just sit and stare into the night sky. I've always thought that one of those stars was *my* star, and at moments like this, I know that *my* star will always be there for me. Like a comfortable voice saying, Don't give up, kid. [the star Charlie Brown is looking at literally falls from the sky]
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Charlie Brown: A dog doesn't try to give advice, or judge you; they just love you for who you are. It's nice to have someone who will just sit and listen to you.
Snoopy: Zzzzzzz...
Charlie Brown: Man's best friend.
Snoopy: Zzzzzzz...
Charlie Brown: Man's best friend.
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Lucy van Pelt: Let me let you in on a little secret, Charlie Brown. If you really want to impress people, you need to show them you're a winner.
Charlie Brown: A winner? Me? Lucy, you may be on to something!
Lucy van Pelt: Of course, when I say you, you know I don't mean you personally.
Charlie Brown: A winner? Me? Lucy, you may be on to something!
Lucy van Pelt: Of course, when I say you, you know I don't mean you personally.
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Lucy van Pelt: Oh, Charlie Brown, I'll hold the football and you kick it.
Charlie Brown: You *say* you'll hold it, but what you really mean is you'll pull it away and I'll land flat on my back and I'll kill myself.
Lucy van Pelt: But I feel I have really come to know you. I now understand that you are kind, compassionate, brave, and funny. No one would pull a football away from someone with all *those* qualities.
Charlie Brown: [to himself]She's right. I would never pull a football away from someone with all *those* qualities. I am gonna kick this ball all the way to the moon. [He starts running up and, as expected, Lucy pulls the football away from him]
Charlie Brown: AAUGH! [Wham!]
Lucy van Pelt: And gullible. I forgot to mention gullible.
Charlie Brown: You *say* you'll hold it, but what you really mean is you'll pull it away and I'll land flat on my back and I'll kill myself.
Lucy van Pelt: But I feel I have really come to know you. I now understand that you are kind, compassionate, brave, and funny. No one would pull a football away from someone with all *those* qualities.
Charlie Brown: [to himself]She's right. I would never pull a football away from someone with all *those* qualities. I am gonna kick this ball all the way to the moon. [He starts running up and, as expected, Lucy pulls the football away from him]
Charlie Brown: AAUGH! [Wham!]
Lucy van Pelt: And gullible. I forgot to mention gullible.
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Peppermint Patty: Marcie just read off a long list of great novels. Huckleberry Something, Catcher with a Pie. But she said the greatest book of all time is Leo's Toy Store by some guy called Warren Peace.
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Sally Brown: It's the last day of school! Well, big brother, can you believe it? My last day of school. No more reading, writing, arithmetic! No more learning forever!
Charlie Brown: What are you talking about? This is just the start of summer vacation. You have eight more years of grammar school, four more years of high school, plus four more years of college.
Sally Brown: [muttering while trying to do the math]Carry the one, over the extra one... [out loud]
Sally Brown: That gives us 36 more years of school! I'll be bald and wrinkly by then!
Charlie Brown: What are you talking about? This is just the start of summer vacation. You have eight more years of grammar school, four more years of high school, plus four more years of college.
Sally Brown: [muttering while trying to do the math]Carry the one, over the extra one... [out loud]
Sally Brown: That gives us 36 more years of school! I'll be bald and wrinkly by then!
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Charlie Brown: I can't believe I'm about to talk to the Little Red-Haired Girl. [to Snoopy]
Charlie Brown: It's moments like this when you need your faithful friend. [Charlie Brown walks up to the door, but hesitates and walks away. Snoopy goes after him and pushes him back to the doorway]
Charlie Brown: Yup. If there's one person you want at your side at a time like this, it's your loyal dog. Uhh... Uhhh... Ohhh. [as he is about to ring a doorbell, he sighs, then Snoopy also sighs, then Snoopy rings the doorbell]
Charlie Brown: Aaaahhhhh!
Little Red-Haired Girl: [opening her front door to find no one here]Hello? Hello? Hmm.
Charlie Brown: [hiding in a tree bush]She said, Hello!
Snoopy: Ehh...
Charlie Brown: It's moments like this when you need your faithful friend. [Charlie Brown walks up to the door, but hesitates and walks away. Snoopy goes after him and pushes him back to the doorway]
Charlie Brown: Yup. If there's one person you want at your side at a time like this, it's your loyal dog. Uhh... Uhhh... Ohhh. [as he is about to ring a doorbell, he sighs, then Snoopy also sighs, then Snoopy rings the doorbell]
Charlie Brown: Aaaahhhhh!
Little Red-Haired Girl: [opening her front door to find no one here]Hello? Hello? Hmm.
Charlie Brown: [hiding in a tree bush]She said, Hello!
Snoopy: Ehh...
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Miss Othmar: Wahh wahh wahh wahh.
Franklin Armstrong: What? The new kid is joining our class
Schroeder: Wow, she's pretty.
Lucy van Pelt: She's not *that* pretty.
Franklin Armstrong: What? The new kid is joining our class
Schroeder: Wow, she's pretty.
Lucy van Pelt: She's not *that* pretty.
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Charlie Brown: [to the Little Red-Haired Girl]Hi, I'm Brown Charlie! I mean, Barney Clown!
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Charlie Brown: The whole world seems to be conspiring against me. I'm just asking for a little help for once in my life.
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[last lines before the credits] Linus: It must feel pretty great being Charlie Brown right about now!
Pig-Pen: You did it!
Peppermint Patty: Nice job, Chuck!
Marcie: Good job, Charles.
Sally Brown: Hey, big brother! [blows up a balloon with Charlie Brown's face on it]
Sally Brown: I'm proud to be your little sister.
Lucy van Pelt: [crabbily]You've really shown something new to me, you blockhead! [nicely]
Lucy van Pelt: You're always full of surprises. Good ol' Charlie Brown. [as everyone cheers and lifts Charlie Brown up into the air, the scene turns into a black and white drawing. The final touch to the drawing is added: Sparky adding his signature]
Pig-Pen: You did it!
Peppermint Patty: Nice job, Chuck!
Marcie: Good job, Charles.
Sally Brown: Hey, big brother! [blows up a balloon with Charlie Brown's face on it]
Sally Brown: I'm proud to be your little sister.
Lucy van Pelt: [crabbily]You've really shown something new to me, you blockhead! [nicely]
Lucy van Pelt: You're always full of surprises. Good ol' Charlie Brown. [as everyone cheers and lifts Charlie Brown up into the air, the scene turns into a black and white drawing. The final touch to the drawing is added: Sparky adding his signature]
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Charlie Brown: Before I begin, I'd like to thank all of you for your support. You have all been so kind. It is not often that I get this sort of recognition. But... um, there's been a mistake. This is not my test.
Lucy van Pelt: [wearing a Charlie Brown shirt]HA! I knew it! [sits down covering her shirt]
Lucy van Pelt: [wearing a Charlie Brown shirt]HA! I knew it! [sits down covering her shirt]
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Linus: Charlie Brown, the insight you bring to such a complex novel is beyond reproach!
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Lucy van Pelt: [after reading Snoopy's novel]A dog that flies? This is the dumbest thing I've ever read! [Snoopy hurls the typewriter at Lucy as he and Woodstock laugh. Lucy walks over to Snoopy to pound him, but he kisses her on the nose]
Lucy van Pelt: AAUGH!
Lucy van Pelt: AAUGH!
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[Snoopy and Woodstock are testing out a typewriter. Snoopy proceeds to hit the O key repeatedly] Snoopy ,
Woodstock: Oooooo.
Woodstock: Oooooo.
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Charlie Brown: [thinking]I just hope this new kid has never heard of me. He would know nothing of my past imperfections. It's not often you get the opportunity to start over with a clean slate. THis time things will be different. [Charlie Brown falls down a piece of wood of a fence, then the whole fence collapsed down]
All: He did it! [They all run away]
All: He did it! [They all run away]
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[as Charlie Brown takes a peek through his shades, Sally opens his shades] Sally Brown: What are you looking at, big brother?
Charlie Brown: [Closing down his shades]Are you crazy?
Sally Brown: [as they are opening up and closing down his shades over and over again]Hey! I want to see!
Charlie Brown: Wooaah!
Sally Brown: Ohhh, you're in love.
Charlie Brown: [Closing down his shades]Are you crazy?
Sally Brown: [as they are opening up and closing down his shades over and over again]Hey! I want to see!
Charlie Brown: Wooaah!
Sally Brown: Ohhh, you're in love.
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Lucy van Pelt: You blockhead! I should have known. What kind of a person tries to fly a kite in the middle of winter? You will never get that kite to fly. Why? Because you're Charlie Brown!
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Peppermint Patty: Chuck, are you trying to trying to hold my hand, you sly dog?
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Lucy van Pelt: [to Charlie Brown]Girls want someone with proven success. Have you won any awards? Like a Congressional Medal of Honor? Or a Nobel Peace Prize?
Charlie Brown: Uh...
Lucy van Pelt: What are your real estate holdings? Do you have a diversified portfolio?
Charlie Brown: Uh...
Lucy van Pelt: What are your real estate holdings? Do you have a diversified portfolio?
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Linus: You know, Charlie Brown, if you like her so much, why not just walk up to her and introduce yourself?
Charlie Brown: After the complete fool I made out of myself last night? Yeah, and why don't I just fly to the moon?
Charlie Brown: After the complete fool I made out of myself last night? Yeah, and why don't I just fly to the moon?
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[the sprinklers go off in the gym cleaning Pig-Pen, who is dancing with Patty] Patty: Do I know you?
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Marcie: [about Peppermint Patty]Just my luck I chose a partner who thinks Moby Dick is a hockey player.
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[Peppermint Patty is seen snoring loudly with her head back on Marcie's desk] Peppermint Patty: Zzzzzz...
Marcie: Sir?
Peppermint Patty: Zzzzzz...
Marcie: Sir? [she pushes Peppermint Patty's head forward, but it falls back on Marcie's desk. Peppermint Patty is still fast asleep]
Peppermint Patty: Zzzzzz...
Marcie: Sir! [she pushes Peppermint Patty's head forward again, this time hitting her own desk, waking her up]
Peppermint Patty: Two! No, three! [turns to Marcie]
Peppermint Patty: Was I close?
Marcie: Class hasn't started yet, sir
Marcie: Sir?
Peppermint Patty: Zzzzzz...
Marcie: Sir? [she pushes Peppermint Patty's head forward, but it falls back on Marcie's desk. Peppermint Patty is still fast asleep]
Peppermint Patty: Zzzzzz...
Marcie: Sir! [she pushes Peppermint Patty's head forward again, this time hitting her own desk, waking her up]
Peppermint Patty: Two! No, three! [turns to Marcie]
Peppermint Patty: Was I close?
Marcie: Class hasn't started yet, sir
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Charlie Brown: You know, I could really use a dance partner.
Sally Brown: [watching TV]Yeah, good luck with that.
Sally Brown: [watching TV]Yeah, good luck with that.
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Charlie Brown: These cupcakes don't look half-bad, if I do say so myself. This time, I've come totally prepared. I couldn't have done it without you, Snoopy. The old Charlie Brown would still be lying in bed with a stomachache. [He realizes that Snoopy ate all the cupcakes]
Charlie Brown: Good grief.
Charlie Brown: Good grief.
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