The Powerpuff Girls Quotes
Bubbles: What are we going to do?
[Bubbles is dressed as Boomer]
Bubbles: Well, how do I look?
Boomer: [Boomer is now in his underwear] Boy, do you look dumb!
Blossom: Need we say more?
[Bubbles is dressed as Boomer]
Bubbles: Well, how do I look?
Boomer: [Boomer is now in his underwear] Boy, do you look dumb!
Blossom: Need we say more?
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Blossom: Gee, Professor, you sure outdid yourself with that containment ray.
Professor: I'll say! Once again, I have no idea what I did!
Professor: I'll say! Once again, I have no idea what I did!
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Bubbles: [as Boomer] Uh, hi! It's me, Boomer, your brother!
Brick: We know you're our brother. We're not as stupid as you!
Brick: We know you're our brother. We're not as stupid as you!
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Bubbles: [To Santa Claus in his workshop] Maybe you didn't check the list twice!
Buttercup: Yeah! Princess is the naughtiest kid ever!
Blossom: She must've snuck up here and switched the lists!
Princess Morbucks: NUH-UH!! Santa, don't listen to them! [Points at the Powerpuff Girls] They're just jealous 'cause they got coal!
[The Girls stare at her angrily]
Princess Morbucks: They're jealous 'cause I'm nicer, I'm smarter, I'm prettier, and I'm better than them! So they wouldn't let me be a Powerpuff Girl! THAT MAKES THEM NAUGHTY!! [Points at the Girls]
Santa Claus: You mean the Powerpuff Girls? Not the same Powerpuff Girls who are always helping people and saving the day and being really good! I mean, REALLY good!
[The Girls smile and nod]
Santa Claus: Yeah! Yeah! See that explains all the flying and floating and stuff!
Princess Morbucks: AHEM!! [Santa turns around] BUT I SHOULD BE A POWERPUFF GIRL!!! ME! Not them! Me! MY DADDY SAYS I'M BETTER! MY DADDY SAYS I'M THE BEST! AND IF YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A FATHEAD FATHEAD TO SEE THAT, I'LL TELL MY DADDY! [Flies into another room] AND HE'LL COME AND BUILD A PARKING LOT OUTTA THIS CHEAP.. LITTLE.. [Kicks 2 toys] ARTS AND CRAFTS... [Throws another toy] POPSICLE STAND OF YOURS!! [Breaks another toy] GET IT?! [Flies up to Santa] SO, YOU BETTER GIVE ME WHATEVER I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS, 'CAUSE MY DADDY SAYS I GET WHATEVER I WANT! WHENEVER I WANT IT! AND IF THAT MEANS ALL OF THOSE LOUSY, WORTHLESS, SECOND RATE BARGAIN BASEMENT BRATS OF THE WORLD DON'T GET ANYTHING FOR CHRISTMAS, THEN THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONNA HAVE TO ME!! 'CAUSE I AM BETTER THAN THEM!! AND IT SAYS SO RIGHT HERE!! [Grabs a note and puts it up to Santa's face] SO PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT, SANTA CLO
Buttercup: Yeah! Princess is the naughtiest kid ever!
Blossom: She must've snuck up here and switched the lists!
Princess Morbucks: NUH-UH!! Santa, don't listen to them! [Points at the Powerpuff Girls] They're just jealous 'cause they got coal!
[The Girls stare at her angrily]
Princess Morbucks: They're jealous 'cause I'm nicer, I'm smarter, I'm prettier, and I'm better than them! So they wouldn't let me be a Powerpuff Girl! THAT MAKES THEM NAUGHTY!! [Points at the Girls]
Santa Claus: You mean the Powerpuff Girls? Not the same Powerpuff Girls who are always helping people and saving the day and being really good! I mean, REALLY good!
[The Girls smile and nod]
Santa Claus: Yeah! Yeah! See that explains all the flying and floating and stuff!
Princess Morbucks: AHEM!! [Santa turns around] BUT I SHOULD BE A POWERPUFF GIRL!!! ME! Not them! Me! MY DADDY SAYS I'M BETTER! MY DADDY SAYS I'M THE BEST! AND IF YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A FATHEAD FATHEAD TO SEE THAT, I'LL TELL MY DADDY! [Flies into another room] AND HE'LL COME AND BUILD A PARKING LOT OUTTA THIS CHEAP.. LITTLE.. [Kicks 2 toys] ARTS AND CRAFTS... [Throws another toy] POPSICLE STAND OF YOURS!! [Breaks another toy] GET IT?! [Flies up to Santa] SO, YOU BETTER GIVE ME WHATEVER I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS, 'CAUSE MY DADDY SAYS I GET WHATEVER I WANT! WHENEVER I WANT IT! AND IF THAT MEANS ALL OF THOSE LOUSY, WORTHLESS, SECOND RATE BARGAIN BASEMENT BRATS OF THE WORLD DON'T GET ANYTHING FOR CHRISTMAS, THEN THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONNA HAVE TO ME!! 'CAUSE I AM BETTER THAN THEM!! AND IT SAYS SO RIGHT HERE!! [Grabs a note and puts it up to Santa's face] SO PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT, SANTA CLO
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[Princess flies in front of Buttercup, who is shocked; Princess then slaps her]
Buttercup: Ow! Quit it!
[Princess slaps her again]
Buttercup: Ow! Quit it!
[Princess slaps her once again]
Buttercup: Ow! Quit it!
[An annoyed Buttercup jumps on Princess' back and kicks her far away from herself]
Buttercup: QUIT IIIIIIIIIT!!!!!
Princess Morbucks: Thanks, Einstein!
[Buttercup is amused at what she's done, but then Blossom and Bubbles grab her]
Blossom: Good job, Buttercup.
Bubbles: Yeah. Nice one.
Buttercup: Oh, shut up!
Buttercup: Ow! Quit it!
[Princess slaps her again]
Buttercup: Ow! Quit it!
[Princess slaps her once again]
Buttercup: Ow! Quit it!
[An annoyed Buttercup jumps on Princess' back and kicks her far away from herself]
Buttercup: QUIT IIIIIIIIIT!!!!!
Princess Morbucks: Thanks, Einstein!
[Buttercup is amused at what she's done, but then Blossom and Bubbles grab her]
Blossom: Good job, Buttercup.
Bubbles: Yeah. Nice one.
Buttercup: Oh, shut up!
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Princess Morbucks: Now, if I were a big, fat, bearded oaf, where would I keep that stupid list?
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Princess Morbucks: [Referring to Santa] Who does that blimp think he is denying me presents?! Ohh!
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Buttercup: [To Bubbles] I'm busy.
Blossom: Doing what?
Buttercup: Writing my wish list for Santa.
Bubbles: Are you crazy?! You're only giving him 2 days to prepare?! And that's even if he gets it on time!
Buttercup: Oh, yeah? When did you send yours, Smarty Pants?
Bubbles: December 26.
Buttercup: Ha! That's after Christmas!
Bubbles: December 26, last year!
[She blows Buttercup a raspberry]
Blossom: Doing what?
Buttercup: Writing my wish list for Santa.
Bubbles: Are you crazy?! You're only giving him 2 days to prepare?! And that's even if he gets it on time!
Buttercup: Oh, yeah? When did you send yours, Smarty Pants?
Bubbles: December 26.
Buttercup: Ha! That's after Christmas!
Bubbles: December 26, last year!
[She blows Buttercup a raspberry]
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[The Rowdyruff Boys have been resurrected (complete with meaner-looking hairstyles)]
Blossom: The Rowdyruff Boys?!
Buttercup: But that's impossible!
Bubbles: We blew you guys up!
Brick: [Smirking] Yeah? Well, you can't stop a good thing, babe!
[The Girls suddenly start to snicker]
Brick: Stop laughing! What are you laughing at?!
Blossom: [Mocking; her hands are on her hips] Ooooh(!) Look who's back with mean hair(!)
Bubbles: [Mocking] Oh, whatever shall we do?
Buttercup: [Mocking] How can we defeat their scary new hairdos?
[Boomer naively inspects his hair, while Butch twitches, eager to fight. The Girls continue to laugh, and Brick gets more and more irritated until he finally snaps.]
Brick: SILEEEEEEEEEEENCE!!!!![the Girls stop] You stupid, wimpy, lame-o girls talk too much!
Blossom: "STUPID"?!
Buttercup: "WIMPY"?!
Bubbles: "LAME-O"?!
Brick: You girls just got lucky last time. This time, there's no way you're gonna beat my boys!
Butch: Butch!
Boomer: Boomer!
Brick: And me, Brick!
[Boomer sees a fly buzzing over his head, and playfully swats at it]
Brick: [annoyed] Pay attention!
Bubbles: [giggling] Are you guys sure you're ready for another beating?
Boomer: [trying to sound tough] You girls are gonna eat your words, spit 'em out, and eat 'em again!
Blossom: ... That doesn't even make sense.
Boomer: I know you are, but what am I?!
Buttercup: Enough! Talk is cheap! Let's do this!
Butch: [snickers dementedly] This is gonna be fun!
Blossom: The Rowdyruff Boys?!
Buttercup: But that's impossible!
Bubbles: We blew you guys up!
Brick: [Smirking] Yeah? Well, you can't stop a good thing, babe!
[The Girls suddenly start to snicker]
Brick: Stop laughing! What are you laughing at?!
Blossom: [Mocking; her hands are on her hips] Ooooh(!) Look who's back with mean hair(!)
Bubbles: [Mocking] Oh, whatever shall we do?
Buttercup: [Mocking] How can we defeat their scary new hairdos?
[Boomer naively inspects his hair, while Butch twitches, eager to fight. The Girls continue to laugh, and Brick gets more and more irritated until he finally snaps.]
Brick: SILEEEEEEEEEEENCE!!!!![the Girls stop] You stupid, wimpy, lame-o girls talk too much!
Blossom: "STUPID"?!
Buttercup: "WIMPY"?!
Bubbles: "LAME-O"?!
Brick: You girls just got lucky last time. This time, there's no way you're gonna beat my boys!
Butch: Butch!
Boomer: Boomer!
Brick: And me, Brick!
[Boomer sees a fly buzzing over his head, and playfully swats at it]
Brick: [annoyed] Pay attention!
Bubbles: [giggling] Are you guys sure you're ready for another beating?
Boomer: [trying to sound tough] You girls are gonna eat your words, spit 'em out, and eat 'em again!
Blossom: ... That doesn't even make sense.
Boomer: I know you are, but what am I?!
Buttercup: Enough! Talk is cheap! Let's do this!
Butch: [snickers dementedly] This is gonna be fun!
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Blossom: All right, girls. I think we know what we have to do. Let's give 'em some sugar!
Bubbles: [eagerly] Ooh, ooh, I want the blond! I think he's cute!
Buttercup: Man, you're weird!
Bubbles: [eagerly] Ooh, ooh, I want the blond! I think he's cute!
Buttercup: Man, you're weird!
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Brick: Your cootie-kisses only make us bigger!
Boomer: Stronger!
Butch: And tougher!
Boomer: Stronger!
Butch: And tougher!
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[After Bubbles sprays "Flowers are pretty... dumb!" on a wall]
Butch: For a second there, I thought you were turning girly on us.
Brick: Yeah! And "dum-buh"? Geez, Boomer, if you're gonna do graffiti, at least spell the words right! Sheesh, talk about "dum-buh".
Butch: Yeah! What a "dum-bee"!
[Brick & Butch laugh]
Butch: For a second there, I thought you were turning girly on us.
Brick: Yeah! And "dum-buh"? Geez, Boomer, if you're gonna do graffiti, at least spell the words right! Sheesh, talk about "dum-buh".
Butch: Yeah! What a "dum-bee"!
[Brick & Butch laugh]
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Professor: [after Bubbles captures the Rowdyruff Boys on her own] Bubbles! I could hardly contain myself hiding in the closet.
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Professor: [after Bubbles apologizes] That's alright Bubbles. I'm sorry you had to eat a cockroach!
Bubbles: [who is still posing as Boomer] That's okay, it tasted like CHICKEN!
Bubbles: [who is still posing as Boomer] That's okay, it tasted like CHICKEN!
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Mayor of Townsville: Ooh! Another shiny button!
[he presses the button and the lab begans to shake]
Mayor of Townsville: Help!
[lab stops shaking]
Mayor of Townsville: Huh?
[Chemical X is changed]
Mayor of Townsville: Ooh!
[Professor Utonium is working on the Mayor's toaster and removes his shades]
Professor Utonium: Mayor? He's being too quiet.
[He sneaks inside]
Professor Utonium: Mayor? What are you DOING?!
[he presses the button and the lab begans to shake]
Mayor of Townsville: Help!
[lab stops shaking]
Mayor of Townsville: Huh?
[Chemical X is changed]
Mayor of Townsville: Ooh!
[Professor Utonium is working on the Mayor's toaster and removes his shades]
Professor Utonium: Mayor? He's being too quiet.
[He sneaks inside]
Professor Utonium: Mayor? What are you DOING?!
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Brick: You mean "we can blow things up and stuff? ehh
Mojo: Yes.
Brick: Anything?
Mojo Jojo: Anything.
Mojo: Yes.
Brick: Anything?
Mojo Jojo: Anything.
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[Him prepares to blow up the sun, destroying the Earth in the process]
Him: Splendidly evil, isn't it?
Mojo Jojo: Evil?! How about STUPID?! Yes, thanks to your foolishness, we will be reduced to nothing! Nothing! Like the amount of intelligence inside your head! Nothing! Like the amount of respect I get after 6 SEASONS ON THIS SHOW!!!
Him: Splendidly evil, isn't it?
Mojo Jojo: Evil?! How about STUPID?! Yes, thanks to your foolishness, we will be reduced to nothing! Nothing! Like the amount of intelligence inside your head! Nothing! Like the amount of respect I get after 6 SEASONS ON THIS SHOW!!!
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Mojo Jojo: [after kidnapping the Narrator and taking his place] The city of Townsville. A city that, while being a city, is for some inexplicable reason called "Town." And not only is it called a "Town," but also a "Ville," thus making it a city, town, and village, which seems to me to be redundant and repetitive, which can be quite annoying if you ask me, which you have no choice but to do, for now I, Mojo Jojo, am in charge of... the city of Townsville!
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Buttercup: Huh! Forget it! I ain't got no special skills! I ain't special!
Blossom: Aww. Buttercup, you may not have a special power.
Bubbles: But you're still special.
Buttercup: But-- [Turns around] But-- but nothin'! I thought I had a special power, but I don't! I THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL, BUT I'M NOT!! SO THERE!!
[Buttercup sticks her tongue out at her sisters and curls it; Bubbles and Blossom look shocked]
Bubbles: What did you just do?!
Buttercup: What?! Stick my tongue out?! You wanna see that again so you can copy that too?! Well, here!
[She sticks her tongue out again and once again curls it]
Blossom: You can...
Bubbles: ...Curl your tongue?!
Buttercup: Yeah, so? What's the big deal? I've always been able to do that. See?
[She once again sticks her tongue out and curls it again]
Blossom: Aww. Buttercup, you may not have a special power.
Bubbles: But you're still special.
Buttercup: But-- [Turns around] But-- but nothin'! I thought I had a special power, but I don't! I THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL, BUT I'M NOT!! SO THERE!!
[Buttercup sticks her tongue out at her sisters and curls it; Bubbles and Blossom look shocked]
Bubbles: What did you just do?!
Buttercup: What?! Stick my tongue out?! You wanna see that again so you can copy that too?! Well, here!
[She sticks her tongue out again and once again curls it]
Blossom: You can...
Bubbles: ...Curl your tongue?!
Buttercup: Yeah, so? What's the big deal? I've always been able to do that. See?
[She once again sticks her tongue out and curls it again]
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'Bossman: [Singing] Townsville's goin'down! I'm gonna throw this paper on the ground!
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'The Mayor: [Singing] The babies can grow, and the little old folks, can walk real slooo-ho!
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Professor Utonium: [Repeated line, singing] Do the people have to be freedom beef?
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The Gnome: [The only unsung words in the entire episode, falling down to his demise] As I descend to the Earth, and I view the universe above me, I realize that life revolves, evolves, and dissolves, completely around the opposites. Therefore, I conclude that I cannot exist in my Utopian... [Closes his eyes] mind... [Hits the ground]
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Narrator: [Title Sequence Narration] Sugar... spice... and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction...Chemical X!-- Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra-superpowers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime and the forces of evil!
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Narrator: The City of Townsville... [Opens every episode, unless said by another character]
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Narrator: So once again, the day is saved! Thanks to the Powerpuff Girls! [Closes most episodes, sometimes played upon]
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The Girls: Not so fast... [Followed by the name of whichever villain(s) they happen to be fighting]
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