The Princess Bride Quotes
Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Count Rugen: Stop saying that!
Count Rugen: Stop saying that!
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Inigo Montoya: - I - am - waiting - for - Vizzini...
Fezzik: You surely are a meanie.
Fezzik: Hello.
Inigo Montoya: It's you.
Fezzik: True!
Fezzik: You surely are a meanie.
Fezzik: Hello.
Inigo Montoya: It's you.
Fezzik: True!
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Miracle Max: You got any money?
Inigo Montoya: Sixty-five.
Miracle Max: I've never worked for so little. Except once, and that was a very noble cause.
Inigo Montoya: This is noble, sir. His wife is... crippled. His children are on the brink of starvation.
Miracle Max: Are you a rotten liar?
Inigo Montoya: I need him to help avenge my father, murdered these twenty years.
Miracle Max: Your first story was better.
Inigo Montoya: Sixty-five.
Miracle Max: I've never worked for so little. Except once, and that was a very noble cause.
Inigo Montoya: This is noble, sir. His wife is... crippled. His children are on the brink of starvation.
Miracle Max: Are you a rotten liar?
Inigo Montoya: I need him to help avenge my father, murdered these twenty years.
Miracle Max: Your first story was better.
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Vizzini: Jump in after her!
Inigo Montoya: I can't swim
Fezzik: I only dog paddle.
Vizzini: AGGHH!
Inigo Montoya: I can't swim
Fezzik: I only dog paddle.
Vizzini: AGGHH!
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Westley: [planning a strategy] Oh, what I wouldn't give for a holocaust cloak.
Inigo Montoya: There, we cannot help you.
Fezzik: [produces a holocaust cloak] Will this do?
Inigo Montoya: Where did you get that?
Fezzik: At Miracle Max's. It fits so nice, he said I could keep it.
Inigo Montoya: There, we cannot help you.
Fezzik: [produces a holocaust cloak] Will this do?
Inigo Montoya: Where did you get that?
Fezzik: At Miracle Max's. It fits so nice, he said I could keep it.
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The Grandson : A book?
Grandpa : That's right. When I was your age, television was called books. And this is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today I'm gonna read it to you.
The Grandson : Has it got any sports in it?
Grandpa : Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles...
The Grandson : Doesn't sound too bad. I'll try to stay awake.
Grandpa : Oh, well, thank you very much, very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.
Grandpa : That's right. When I was your age, television was called books. And this is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today I'm gonna read it to you.
The Grandson : Has it got any sports in it?
Grandpa : Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles...
The Grandson : Doesn't sound too bad. I'll try to stay awake.
Grandpa : Oh, well, thank you very much, very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.
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Grandpa : She doesn't get eaten by the eels at this time
The Grandson : What?
Grandpa : The eel doesn't get her. I'm explaining to you because you look nervous.
The Grandson : I wasn't nervous. Maybe I was a little bit "concerned" but that's not the same thing.
The Grandson : What?
Grandpa : The eel doesn't get her. I'm explaining to you because you look nervous.
The Grandson : I wasn't nervous. Maybe I was a little bit "concerned" but that's not the same thing.
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Grandpa : [ voiceover ] Nothing gave Buttercup as much pleasure as ordering Westley around.
Buttercup : Farm boy, polish my horse's saddle. I want to see my face shining in it by morning.
Westley : As you wish.
Grandpa : [ voiceover ] "As you wish" was all he ever said to her.
Buttercup : Farm boy, fill these with water - please.
Westley : As you wish.
Grandpa : [ voiceover ] That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying "As you wish", what he meant was, "I love you." And even more amazing was the day she realized she truly loved him back.
Buttercup : Farm boy... fetch me that pitcher. [ It's right over her head, so he has to stand next to her ]
Westley : As you wish. [ Cut to them kissing ]
The Grandson : [ interrupting ] Hold it, hold it. What is this? Are you trying to trick me? Where's the sports? [ suspiciously ]
The Grandson : Is this a kissing book?
Grandpa : Wait, just wait.
The Grandson : Well, when does it get good?
Grandpa : Keep your shirt on, and let me read.
Buttercup : Farm boy, polish my horse's saddle. I want to see my face shining in it by morning.
Westley : As you wish.
Grandpa : [ voiceover ] "As you wish" was all he ever said to her.
Buttercup : Farm boy, fill these with water - please.
Westley : As you wish.
Grandpa : [ voiceover ] That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying "As you wish", what he meant was, "I love you." And even more amazing was the day she realized she truly loved him back.
Buttercup : Farm boy... fetch me that pitcher. [ It's right over her head, so he has to stand next to her ]
Westley : As you wish. [ Cut to them kissing ]
The Grandson : [ interrupting ] Hold it, hold it. What is this? Are you trying to trick me? Where's the sports? [ suspiciously ]
The Grandson : Is this a kissing book?
Grandpa : Wait, just wait.
The Grandson : Well, when does it get good?
Grandpa : Keep your shirt on, and let me read.
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Buttercup : You can die too for all I care. [ she pushes him down a high hill ]
Man in Black : AS... YOU... WISH.
Buttercup : Oh, my sweet Westley! What have I done?
Man in Black : AS... YOU... WISH.
Buttercup : Oh, my sweet Westley! What have I done?
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Vizzini : Jump in after her!
Inigo Montoya : I don't swim
Fezzik : I only dog paddle.
Vizzini : AGGHH!
Inigo Montoya : I don't swim
Fezzik : I only dog paddle.
Vizzini : AGGHH!
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Inigo Montoya : Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Count Rugen : Stop saying that!
Count Rugen : Stop saying that!
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Man in Black : [ as he is unsuccessfully fighting Fezzik ] Look, are you just fiddling around with me or what?
Fezzik : I just want you to feel you're doing well.
Fezzik : I just want you to feel you're doing well.
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Prince Humperdinck : [ draws sword ] For the last time, surrender!
Westley : DEATH FIRST!
Westley : DEATH FIRST!
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Inigo Montoya : [ pushing his way through a crowd ] Excuse me... Pardon me, Please it's important... Fezzik, please?
Fezzik : EVERYBODY MOVE! [ everybody clears a path ]
Inigo Montoya : Thank you.
Fezzik : EVERYBODY MOVE! [ everybody clears a path ]
Inigo Montoya : Thank you.
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Westley : Hear this now: I will always come for you.
Buttercup : But how can you be sure?
Westley : This is true love - you think this happens every day?
Buttercup : But how can you be sure?
Westley : This is true love - you think this happens every day?
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Westley : I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me?
Buttercup : Well... you were dead.
Westley : Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.
Buttercup : I will never doubt again.
Westley : There will never be a need.
Buttercup : Well... you were dead.
Westley : Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.
Buttercup : I will never doubt again.
Westley : There will never be a need.
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[ Buttercup kisses the senile King ]
The King : What was that for?
Buttercup : Because you have always been so kind to me, and I won't be seeing you again since I'm killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite.
The King : Won't that be nice. She kissed me, ha, ha, ha!
The King : What was that for?
Buttercup : Because you have always been so kind to me, and I won't be seeing you again since I'm killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite.
The King : Won't that be nice. She kissed me, ha, ha, ha!
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Vizzini : A word, my lady. We are but poor, lost circus performers. Is there a village nearby?
Buttercup : There is nothing nearby... Not for miles.
Vizzini : Then there will be no one to hear you scream.
Buttercup : There is nothing nearby... Not for miles.
Vizzini : Then there will be no one to hear you scream.
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Fezzik : You never said anything about killing anyone.
Vizzini : I've hired you to help me start a war. It's an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.
Fezzik : I just don't think it's right, killing an innocent girl.
Vizzini : Am I going MAD, or did the word "think" escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass.
Inigo Montoya : I agree with Fezzik.
Vizzini : Oh, the sot has spoken. What happens to her is not truly your concern. I will kill her. And remember this, never forget this: when I found you, you were so slobbering drunk, you couldn't buy Brandy! [ turning to Fezzik ]
Vizzini : And YOU: friendless, brainless, helpless, hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed, in Greenland?
Vizzini : I've hired you to help me start a war. It's an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.
Fezzik : I just don't think it's right, killing an innocent girl.
Vizzini : Am I going MAD, or did the word "think" escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass.
Inigo Montoya : I agree with Fezzik.
Vizzini : Oh, the sot has spoken. What happens to her is not truly your concern. I will kill her. And remember this, never forget this: when I found you, you were so slobbering drunk, you couldn't buy Brandy! [ turning to Fezzik ]
Vizzini : And YOU: friendless, brainless, helpless, hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed, in Greenland?
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Inigo Montoya : That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.
Fezzik : Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.
Inigo Montoya : Probably he means no *harm*.
Fezzik : He's really very short on *charm*.
Inigo Montoya : You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik : Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini : Enough of that.
Inigo Montoya : Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik : If there are, we all be dead.
Vizzini : No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Fezzik : Anybody want a peanut?
Vizzini : DYEEAAHHHHHH.
Fezzik : Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.
Inigo Montoya : Probably he means no *harm*.
Fezzik : He's really very short on *charm*.
Inigo Montoya : You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik : Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini : Enough of that.
Inigo Montoya : Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik : If there are, we all be dead.
Vizzini : No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Fezzik : Anybody want a peanut?
Vizzini : DYEEAAHHHHHH.
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Inigo Montoya : You are sure nobody's follow' us?
Vizzini : As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable. No one in Guilder knows what we've done, and no one in Florin could have gotten here so fast. - Out of curiosity, why do you ask?
Inigo Montoya : No reason. It's only... I just happened to look behind us and something is there.
Vizzini : What? Probably some local fisherman, out for a pleasure cruise, at night... in... eel-infested waters...
Vizzini : As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable. No one in Guilder knows what we've done, and no one in Florin could have gotten here so fast. - Out of curiosity, why do you ask?
Inigo Montoya : No reason. It's only... I just happened to look behind us and something is there.
Vizzini : What? Probably some local fisherman, out for a pleasure cruise, at night... in... eel-infested waters...
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[ In the boat in the morning ]
Inigo Montoya : He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.
Inigo Montoya : He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.
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[ Vizzini has just cut the rope The Dread Pirate Roberts is climbing up ]
Vizzini : HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.
Inigo Montoya : You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Vizzini : HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.
Inigo Montoya : You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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Inigo Montoya : I donna suppose you could speed things up?
Man in Black : If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.
Inigo Montoya : I could do that. I have some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.
Man in Black : That does put a damper on our relationship.
Man in Black : If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.
Inigo Montoya : I could do that. I have some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.
Man in Black : That does put a damper on our relationship.
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Inigo Montoya : I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
Man in Black : Do you always begin conversations this way?
Man in Black : Do you always begin conversations this way?
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Inigo Montoya : You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
Man in Black : You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Man in Black : You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
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