The Princess Bride Quotes
Prince Humperdinck : You truly love each other, and so you might have been truly happy. Not one couple in a century has that chance, no matter what the storybooks say. And so I think no man in a century will suffer as greatly as you will.
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Buttercup : Westley. Oh, Westley darling! [ Buttercup kisses Westley passionately ]
Buttercup : Westley, why won't you hold me?
Westley : Gently.
Buttercup : At a time like this, that's all you can think to say. Gently? [ Buttercup continues kissing Westley and lifts up his head ]
Westley : Gently! [ Westely's head falls and he winces ]
Westley : Ughhhh!
Buttercup : Westley, why won't you hold me?
Westley : Gently.
Buttercup : At a time like this, that's all you can think to say. Gently? [ Buttercup continues kissing Westley and lifts up his head ]
Westley : Gently! [ Westely's head falls and he winces ]
Westley : Ughhhh!
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Westley : Who are you? Are we enemies? Where's Buttercup?
Inigo Montoya : Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up. Buttercup is marry Humperdink in little less then half an hour so all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding, steal the princess, make our escape, after I kill count Rugen.
Westley : That doesn't leave much time for dilly-dally.
Fezzik : You just wiggled your finger. That's wonderful!
Westley : I've always been a quick healer.
Inigo Montoya : Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up. Buttercup is marry Humperdink in little less then half an hour so all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding, steal the princess, make our escape, after I kill count Rugen.
Westley : That doesn't leave much time for dilly-dally.
Fezzik : You just wiggled your finger. That's wonderful!
Westley : I've always been a quick healer.
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Prince Humperdinck : First things first, to the death.
Westley : No. To the pain.
Prince Humperdinck : I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.
Westley : I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.
Prince Humperdinck : That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.
Westley : It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose.
Prince Humperdinck : And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.
Westley : I wasn't finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.
Prince Humperdinck : And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it.
Westley : WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.
Prince Humperdinck : I think you're bluffing.
Westley : It's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again... perhaps I have the strength after all. [ slowly rises and points sword directly at the prince ]
Westley : DROP... YOUR... SWORD!
Prince Humperdinck : [ Humperdinck's mouth hangs open, drops sword to floor ]
Westley : No. To the pain.
Prince Humperdinck : I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.
Westley : I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.
Prince Humperdinck : That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.
Westley : It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose.
Prince Humperdinck : And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.
Westley : I wasn't finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.
Prince Humperdinck : And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it.
Westley : WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.
Prince Humperdinck : I think you're bluffing.
Westley : It's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again... perhaps I have the strength after all. [ slowly rises and points sword directly at the prince ]
Westley : DROP... YOUR... SWORD!
Prince Humperdinck : [ Humperdinck's mouth hangs open, drops sword to floor ]
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Prince Humperdinck : My father's final words were...
The Grandson : [ interrupting ] Hold it! Hold it, Grandpa!
The Grandson : [ interrupting ] Hold it! Hold it, Grandpa!
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Grandpa : [ reading to his grandson ] Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. The end.
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Inigo Montoya : Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. [ Inigo still stumbles and holds his stomach. The Count and Inigo exchange attacks ]
Inigo Montoya : Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. [ Inigo gains strength. He fiercely lunges at Count Rugen. Yelling ]
Inigo Montoya : Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!
Count Rugen : [ frightened and angry ] Stop saying that! [ Inigo nips Rugen ]
Inigo Montoya : [ enraged ] Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die! [ Inigo corners Count Rugen and slashes his cheek ]
Inigo Montoya : Offer me money! [ He slashes his other cheek ]
Count Rugen : All that I have and more. Please...
Inigo Montoya : Offer me anything I ask for.
Count Rugen : Anything you want... [ Count Rugen tries a quick move on Inigo ]
Inigo Montoya : [ plunging his sword into Rugen's chest ] I want my father back, you son of a bitch! [ Count Rugen falls to the floor, dead. Inigo runs off to find Wesley ]
Inigo Montoya : Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. [ Inigo gains strength. He fiercely lunges at Count Rugen. Yelling ]
Inigo Montoya : Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!
Count Rugen : [ frightened and angry ] Stop saying that! [ Inigo nips Rugen ]
Inigo Montoya : [ enraged ] Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die! [ Inigo corners Count Rugen and slashes his cheek ]
Inigo Montoya : Offer me money! [ He slashes his other cheek ]
Count Rugen : All that I have and more. Please...
Inigo Montoya : Offer me anything I ask for.
Count Rugen : Anything you want... [ Count Rugen tries a quick move on Inigo ]
Inigo Montoya : [ plunging his sword into Rugen's chest ] I want my father back, you son of a bitch! [ Count Rugen falls to the floor, dead. Inigo runs off to find Wesley ]
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The King : [ after a tender kiss from Buttercup ] What was that for?
Buttercup : Because you've always been so kind to me, and I'll never see you again, because I'm killing myself as soon as we reach the Bridal Suite.
The King : Won't that be nice? [ Pointing ]
The King : She kissed me! Ha!
Buttercup : Because you've always been so kind to me, and I'll never see you again, because I'm killing myself as soon as we reach the Bridal Suite.
The King : Won't that be nice? [ Pointing ]
The King : She kissed me! Ha!
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Inigo Montoya : Let's go.
Fezzik : Where?
Inigo Montoya : Find the man in black obviously.
Fezzik : But don't you know where he is.
Inigo Montoya : Don't bother me with trifles. After 20 years, at last my father's soul will be at peace. There will be blood tonight!
Fezzik : Where?
Inigo Montoya : Find the man in black obviously.
Fezzik : But don't you know where he is.
Inigo Montoya : Don't bother me with trifles. After 20 years, at last my father's soul will be at peace. There will be blood tonight!
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Prince Humperdinck : [ blooper reel ] "My people! A month from now... I've forgotten my line!"
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