The Private Eyes Quotes
Justin: This is Inspector Winship and Dr. Tart. They were in the yard.
Inspector Winship: That's FROM the Yard.
Inspector Winship: That's FROM the Yard.
Movie: The Private Eyes
Mr. Uwatsum: How about a nice bowl of fish eyes?
Inspector Winship: Will you pardon me, please?
Mr. Uwatsum: Ah... Do you like hummingbird cookies?
Dr. Tart: ...No, thank you.
Inspector Winship: Will you pardon me, please?
Mr. Uwatsum: Ah... Do you like hummingbird cookies?
Dr. Tart: ...No, thank you.
Movie: The Private Eyes
Webb Wilder: "URGENT!", the letter read. But it wasn't the same urgent as the one on all my bills. This letter read S.O.S.; somebody needed Webb Wilder.
Movie: The Private Eyes
Webb Wilder: Homer Greenspan had science fair written all over him. I first figured he was kin to Mrs. Moorefish, but upon talkin' to him, I found out he was just a junior college. Homer; I don't think he coulda' been kin to anybody.
Movie: The Private Eyes
[the staff are introducing themselves to Winship and Tart]
Jock: [in a slurred and garbled speech] My name is Jock. I'm the groom. I was under Lord Morley's command in India. He had my tongue cut out...
Inspector Winship: Just a second. What did you say?
Dr. Tart: He said, [imitating Jock's speech, only more garbled]
Dr. Tart: He said that his name is Jock. He was under Lord Morley's command...
Inspector Winship: Will you shut up?
Dr. Tart: [still imitating Jock's speech] That's what he said!
Jock: [in a slurred and garbled speech] My name is Jock. I'm the groom. I was under Lord Morley's command in India. He had my tongue cut out...
Inspector Winship: Just a second. What did you say?
Dr. Tart: He said, [imitating Jock's speech, only more garbled]
Dr. Tart: He said that his name is Jock. He was under Lord Morley's command...
Inspector Winship: Will you shut up?
Dr. Tart: [still imitating Jock's speech] That's what he said!
Movie: The Private Eyes