The Producers Quote

Nathan Lane: I think it's time to bring out Marlon Brando. Mr. Brando, how do you feel the recording session is going?
Matthew Broderick: [as Brando] What's bein' recorded?
Nathan Lane: I don't know whether you heard, but we're doing a little show called The Producers.
Matthew Broderick: [as Brando] But what are you producin'? Do you produce the laughs? Cheap hackneyed humor for a public which is 'preciated on droolinphibble.
Nathan Lane: Well, don't get your kaftan in a twist.
Matthew Broderick: [as Brando] This kaftan is made entirely of seaweed. Every bit of fabric. It's renewable... renewable and from the sea.
Nathan Lane: Really.
Matthew Broderick: [as Brando] I can eat it when I'm done wearin' it.
Nathan Lane: Here you go. I knew we'd get some entertainment!

Movie: The Producers

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