The Raccoons Quotes
Narrator: This is the Evergreen Forest. Quiet, peaceful, serene. That is, until Bert Raccoon wakes up!
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Bert: How do we know there's not a...fire down there?
Melissa: No smoke!
Bert: It could be a small fire...
Melissa: No smoke!
Bert: It could be a small fire...
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Bert: Ehhhhh, he doesn't scare me!
Ralph: If you want to keep it that way, don't wake him up! Melissa, the stockings!
Bert: Oh ho! I wonder what he's got hiding under here...
Ralph: Bert! Let the sleeping dog lie!
Bert: Ehhhh, he can't lay a paw on me!
Ralph: If you want to keep it that way, don't wake him up! Melissa, the stockings!
Bert: Oh ho! I wonder what he's got hiding under here...
Ralph: Bert! Let the sleeping dog lie!
Bert: Ehhhh, he can't lay a paw on me!
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Bert: Oh no! my ears! I think they're broken! I can't get them to stop ringing!
Schaeffer: Mine too!
Bert: The beast talks!
Schaeffer: Mine too!
Bert: The beast talks!
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Cedric: Pop, we should have stopped at our quota! I told you so!
Cyril: You ungrateful ingrate! Why do you think I slaved away to make money all these years?
Cedric: Greed?
Cyril: Greed? Never! I did it all for you! For you and you precious college education! I ask you, is it wrong for a father to want to give his son the good life? And after all, what are a few trees?
Ralph: "A few trees?!" A forest is more than "a few trees!"
Cyril: Who's counting?
Cedric: Actually Pop, the exact number you chopped down was...
Cyril: Shut up, you fool!
Cyril: You ungrateful ingrate! Why do you think I slaved away to make money all these years?
Cedric: Greed?
Cyril: Greed? Never! I did it all for you! For you and you precious college education! I ask you, is it wrong for a father to want to give his son the good life? And after all, what are a few trees?
Ralph: "A few trees?!" A forest is more than "a few trees!"
Cyril: Who's counting?
Cedric: Actually Pop, the exact number you chopped down was...
Cyril: Shut up, you fool!
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Sophia: Oh, clumsy me, did I hurt you?
Cedric: Oh no, I'm okay, are you?
Sophia: I'm fine. My name is Sophia Tutu.
Cedric: I'm C-c-c-c-c-c-Cedric Sneer.
Sophia: Well, Cedric, I surpose I should get back to my swan glides.
Cedric: S-s-s-s-s-s-swan glides?
(musical interlude: "To Have You")
Cedric: Sophia, can I buy you a cup of hot choc, em, lot choclate, err....
Sophia: Hot chocolate? I'd love one!
Cedric: Oh no, I'm okay, are you?
Sophia: I'm fine. My name is Sophia Tutu.
Cedric: I'm C-c-c-c-c-c-Cedric Sneer.
Sophia: Well, Cedric, I surpose I should get back to my swan glides.
Cedric: S-s-s-s-s-s-swan glides?
(musical interlude: "To Have You")
Cedric: Sophia, can I buy you a cup of hot choc, em, lot choclate, err....
Sophia: Hot chocolate? I'd love one!
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Cyril: Cedric! Were you skating with these creatures?
Bert: Cedric has joined our team! Heh, heh, heh! Now, we can beat you!
Cyril: Cedric! Tell me it's not true!
Bert: Cedric has joined our team! Heh, heh, heh! Now, we can beat you!
Cyril: Cedric! Tell me it's not true!
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Sophia: I don't think I like Cedric's father!
Bert: Hey, were the good guys, remember? So, we're supposed to win....right?
Bert: Hey, were the good guys, remember? So, we're supposed to win....right?
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Bert: Pass the puck!
Sophia: Hi, Schaeffer!
(Bert scores a goal while Schaeffer is distracted!)
Bert: Did you see that?! What a shot! Hahahahaha! I'm terrific! I'm a superstar! Phew! I'm worn out by my own brilliance!
Sophia: Hi, Schaeffer!
(Bert scores a goal while Schaeffer is distracted!)
Bert: Did you see that?! What a shot! Hahahahaha! I'm terrific! I'm a superstar! Phew! I'm worn out by my own brilliance!
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Sophia: Mr. Sneer, you should be proud of Cedric! Why he's strong, talented, good looking...
Cyril: Who is this...thing?
Cedric: Pop, this is Sophia Tutu.
Cyril: Look here, Sofa-girl...
Cedric: Sophia, Pop!
Cyril: Sofa, couch, davenport, no matter! Stay away from my son!
Cyril: Who is this...thing?
Cedric: Pop, this is Sophia Tutu.
Cyril: Look here, Sofa-girl...
Cedric: Sophia, Pop!
Cyril: Sofa, couch, davenport, no matter! Stay away from my son!
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Cedric: (talking in his sleep) Sophia...Sophia...
Sophia: Isn't he handsome? Like a sleeping prince...
Cedric: Sophia? (wakes up) Sophia! What are you doing here?
Sophia: We had to talk to you!
Cedric: But if Pop finds you, he'll be crazed! He might even use the dungeon! He always wanted to, but no one ever comes here! You've got to go!
Sophia: We will, but first, tell us you'll play in the game tomorrow night!
Bert: We could win with you!
Cedric: But Pop wouldn't like it! Why, I've already been grounded for a month...and no chocolate pudding!
Sophia: Cedric, this is bigger than chocolate pudding!
Sophia: Isn't he handsome? Like a sleeping prince...
Cedric: Sophia? (wakes up) Sophia! What are you doing here?
Sophia: We had to talk to you!
Cedric: But if Pop finds you, he'll be crazed! He might even use the dungeon! He always wanted to, but no one ever comes here! You've got to go!
Sophia: We will, but first, tell us you'll play in the game tomorrow night!
Bert: We could win with you!
Cedric: But Pop wouldn't like it! Why, I've already been grounded for a month...and no chocolate pudding!
Sophia: Cedric, this is bigger than chocolate pudding!
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Bert: Bingo! What a catch! Hey, we snatched three of the animal snatchers!
Schaeffer: Let us out of here!
Bert: Oh, so you can capture more animals? No way, Shaggy!
Schaeffer: Let us out of here!
Bert: Oh, so you can capture more animals? No way, Shaggy!
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Pig General: Give me the reconnaisance dotta!
Pig Two and Pig Three: The dotta, the dotta! OINK!
Pig Two and Pig Three: The dotta, the dotta! OINK!
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Sophia: Hello! Who are you?
Schaeffer: Schaeffer! Don't you know me?
Sophia: How could I? We just met!
Schaeffer: Schaeffer! Don't you know me?
Sophia: How could I? We just met!
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Bert: I'm not scared of Cyril Sneer!
Melissa: He could have laser guns! Booby traps! Couldn't we all just agree to be cautious?
Bert: Yeah, sure, sure.....
Melissa: He could have laser guns! Booby traps! Couldn't we all just agree to be cautious?
Bert: Yeah, sure, sure.....
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Cyril: Why, those meddlesome raccoons! I should have known! Who are those two?
Cedric: Why would I know, Pop?
Cyril: Because when I came In here you cried out, "Sophia"....AH HA! That's it! Your girl!
Cedric: She must have been forced against her will!
Cyril: Not very likely!
Cedric: Why would I know, Pop?
Cyril: Because when I came In here you cried out, "Sophia"....AH HA! That's it! Your girl!
Cedric: She must have been forced against her will!
Cyril: Not very likely!
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Cyril: Well well well, we meet at last! Sophia isn't it?
Sophia: Cedric! How could you?
Cedric: But Sophia...I, I, I didn't know...honest!
Sophia: Here! I'll never be able to look at a chocolate again!
Cyril: I'll take those!
Sophia: Cedric! How could you?
Cedric: But Sophia...I, I, I didn't know...honest!
Sophia: Here! I'll never be able to look at a chocolate again!
Cyril: I'll take those!
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Cyril: Stop that plane! Dismantle it! I want those Raccoons! The dogs! I want revenge! Do you hear me?? I'm giving orders! I'm your Imperial Commander! Obey me!
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Bert: This one is a special dedication for Cedric and Sophia!
Broo: Woof!
Bert: Oh, and Broo of course! Lights!
Broo: Woof!
Bert: Oh, and Broo of course! Lights!
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Cyril: All I've got is my money, this mansion, and my good looks! What would a bunch of dumb raccoons want with that? Heh, heh.....absolutely everything!
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Cyril: It’s time to call out my secret service.
Cedric: What secret service?
Cyril: It’s so secret, I haven’t told anyone!
Cedric: What secret service?
Cyril: It’s so secret, I haven’t told anyone!
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Cyril: Attention! Now hear this. You are the hand picked elite. The finest secret service ever created. So secret you don't even know who each other are. Now, here's your mission.
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Cyril: These my secretive stoolpigeons are the conspirators. Study them. But don't be fooled. They are not as dumb as they look. Note the masks on their eyes. A sure sign of a thief. A robber. Or maybe even a filthy agitator! Note this one (points to a projection of Schaeffer) - No eyes. Extremely dangerous. Has a keen sense of smell - so take a bath!
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