The Raccoons Quote
Cyril: I want to hear a real story! Give me King Midas. I want to hear about Midas and his wonderful golden touch!
Bert: Once upon a time there was king with a golden touch.
Cyril: (thinking) Ooh, I like that. My kind of man!
Bert: Everything he touched turned to gold.
Cyril: (thinking) Good, good!
Bert: His cities were gold, his streets were gold.
Cyril: (thinking) Marvelous! Marvelous!
Bert: In fact, his whole kingdom was paved with gold. He even paved the forest with gold. What do you think of that?
Pig Two: Oh that's nothing! We're going to do that tomorrow - with cement!
Bert: Once upon a time there was king with a golden touch.
Cyril: (thinking) Ooh, I like that. My kind of man!
Bert: Everything he touched turned to gold.
Cyril: (thinking) Good, good!
Bert: His cities were gold, his streets were gold.
Cyril: (thinking) Marvelous! Marvelous!
Bert: In fact, his whole kingdom was paved with gold. He even paved the forest with gold. What do you think of that?
Pig Two: Oh that's nothing! We're going to do that tomorrow - with cement!
TV Show: The Raccoons