The Raw Feed Quotes

Dennis Miller: I come from that earlier time in America when palm pilot was a nickname you recieved upon entering puberty! I was more than a palm pilot I was the palm Chuck Jager. Tom Wolfe wrote a book about me called The Right Hand Stuff. I was the only guy in my class hip enough to move to the European grip.

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[on taxes]
Dennis Miller: I'm sick and tired of the left telling me what a ****-up I am, and then in the same breath demanding 48% of my ****ed-upedness. How's about the courtesy of a reach-around, guys?

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